>still not eating lentils in 2017
They are nutritious, cheap and can be prepared in a lot of ways. What the hell is wrong with you?
>>9312342
>can be prepared in a lot of ways.
Got any suggestions? I like lentils but my childhood experience of them was pretty much just lentil soup and maybe the occasional lentil curry type thing.
Hi farmer Brown, tell us what do you grow on your farm?
"Well the soils pretty fucked, so mostly canola and some shitty beans and things"
Hmmmm, not much good then. But don't worry mr farmer, will start as bunch of shitty add campaigns about margarine being "healthy" and then we'll tell people to eat more legumes too and that should help line your pockets.
Thanks for the shilling.
>>9312347
Lentil chili. Lentil rice. Lentil pasta. Lentil tortillas. Lentil burgers. Lentil and eggs. Refried lentils. Lentils and potato enchiladas. Lentil and zucchinni soup. Peppers stuffed with cheese and lentils. Le Cord Don Lentil. LENTIL.
>>9312347
Lately i have been adding lentils to rice dishes. 1/4 cup lentils and 3/4 cup rice. I start by sauteing onion and garlic, reduce heat, add lentils (they take a lil longer to cook than rice), sweat for a bit, add rice and continue to cook as rice. Good shit.
>>9312342
>estrogen
>phytotoxins
>rancid farts
"No!"
>>9312364
Need to get something off your chest buddy?
>>9312347
Try lentils and rice. They have similar cooking times.
Use mediterranian spices and vegetables in any combination. Raisins are also a great addition that many people don't think of.
Lentil salads are also great. Just boil your raisins, drain them. Use lots of oil and either lemon juice or vinegar for acidity.
>>9312372
>using raisins
>not using figs
>>9312359
>big meat shilling against the legumes industry
When will you faggots finally realize that there is no future in meat? Veg is the future
>>9312376
dried figs are too seedy for me to use in a rice-dish. But to each their own
They make the consistency of my bowel movements weird. Beans and nuts do the same thing.
>>9312387
No, they don't "make it weird", they actually make it how it is supposed to be. All of the things you listed are rich in fiber which is pretty great for digestion.
>>9312395
They make it so I have to wipe 100x. That's how it's supposed to be? I can't imagine a bunch of primitive humans letting a bunch of feces hang around their anus'.
>>9312403
It must be something else causing that issue. Sure beans give me gas but the shit itself basically comes out as smooth as a submarine torpedo. Fiber is toilets best friend.