Dinotendie cook along

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We cant make such a fine meal without an appetizer

>>9310894
I'm curious

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Pan. Oil.

>>9310902
Pan nice and pan

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Popcorn. Pan nice amd hot

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Cover. Wait

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>>9310926
interesting. please continue.

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We poppin

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>>9310942

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Fresh popcorn

>>9310955
What about the ramen?

Ok on the the main course

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Pot. Thermometer.

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Fill with poaching liquid. Heat.

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HOLY SHIT HE'S BACK.
I love you DinoTendies

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If you are like me and dont own any plates here is a tip. Save your old tendie boxes instead of buying paper plates. I like to recycle and help the environment.

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>>9311000
Hello friend welcome back.
>checked

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I am watching op, plz continue

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This is taking a while to heat up.

seek help

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Insert fish

What about the noodles?

You can sake this by dumping some worshertearsheer sauce on dat bitch.

the popocorn will be cold by the time you're done with main dish, but please continue.

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I dont think this is ripe.

No turning back now.

>>9310861
Are you a meth addict?

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>>9311073
I have been eating it.

Ramen

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>>9311087

OP, I remember you from the last thread you did.

Fucking kek, get a job. for your cats sake.

>>9311078
Better buy Bufalo or Jalisco

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cheese

>>9311091
Is the cat aluve and healthy?

Chicken strips.

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>>9311094
She is purfect

>wasting food for (You)s
:(

>>9311112
Cheese imitation food product. Why the thermometer?

>>9311126
Nam anf age of qt cat?

The fish kinda fell apart im plating it now

>>9311126
Tjat tough gansta look

our king is back!

>>9311126
Cute, I must say & I'm a dog faggot.

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Bone apple tea

>>9311184
woah, you got a table?

moving up in the world

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Lets get a close up of this fine dish.

>>9311053
Jesus fuck
You're an animal

>>9311184
Qhy minimalist furniture?? I like the idea. Any background?

You can live with me and my buddy I. Chicago dino tendies, please seek help

>>9311212
>>9311200
Ignore these faggots. keep doing you.

>>9311184
Gonna hang yourself with that cord after dinner?

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For any of you that missed the last episode.

>>9311195
Its your place in shitty drug filled ghetto in Detroid?

>>9311134
Poundcake. And im not sure how old she is i found her outside.

d>>9311195
No fork? Poo in hand¿?

>>9311195
describe the taste to us friend

>>9311235
Did you steal the drills?

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>>9311245
Chopsticks.

>>9311258
Nice

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Well the meal was a hit. Thats going into the dinotendie hall of fame

>>9311258
I don't know what the fuck I walked into, but im intrigued. Go on OP, describe the taste.

>>9311235
I take back everything I said. You're a hero. Please keep posting the highest quality content I've seen on 4chan in years.

>>9311240
Did she lives inside with you?

>>9311126
dats a cute kitty
i hope you let it out at night

>>9311272
Eat all your food

well done, m8y

>>9311272
Excuse me but is that the same plate from last time but umm molded over?

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>>9311251
>>9311275
Nice delicate creamy aged cheddar with hints of fresh tilapia topped with crunchy popcorn with a smokey finish

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>>9311309
It is in fact the same dog.

>>9311281
>>9311284
She lives outside. She comes in sometimes when I leave my door open.

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>>9311330

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>>9311330

welp

>>9311341
Why nit adopt her?

you know mold goes in the air and you're breathing that, right?

>>9311314
Will you wash it?

OP, are you okay? Do you need some help or something?

>>9311373
I will try to clean it if not ill leave it outside. someone will take it and i will buy a new one.

>>9311365
She likes living outside. I put cat food out for her.

HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!?

And how is the cat doing?

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Just when I think you can't surprise me.

Op your last thread was like a fucking month ago at least wtf.

>>9311184
Are you a squatter?

>>9311381
No water or just lazy?

>>9311415
I checked and its was may 22 im sorry i havent posted in a while.

>>9311439
How u do survive?

>>9311456
Tendies. Should i make dessert?

>>9311459
yes

>>9311459
Go for it, I'm on the edge of my seat

>>9311459
Hell yes keep this disaster moving.

Ok let me see what i have here.

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Gonna make some dino nugs while i get some stuff together.

More pop corn

Bomb pop

>>9311272
I love the gallery.

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>>9311053

Jesus fucking Christ man

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Reduce

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Add corn

>>9310894
Me on the top left

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2 scoops

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>>9311579

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Form into cake

>>9311587
T W O
S
C
O
O
P
S

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Viola

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>>9311628

>>9311628
your tortilla looks weird

>>9311235
Good god I'm loving this

>>9311330
Who is this and how is ck eclipsing b in unexpected horrors?

im glad you enjoyed this anons, would anyone be interested in instructional cooking videos so you could recreate these tasty dishes at home?

>>9311674
Yes

>>9311674
YES! YES!

>>9311674
Do it

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>>9311628
Sweet Jesus

>>9311674
I like to imagine that you is actually a well-adjusted person, living in a cozy house with you gf, in one of those neighborhoods that has a few nice houses, but also that eyesore that hasn't been lived in for years but still sits around pulling down the neighborhood property values.
Back to the point, I imagine that most of times, you're minding your own business, going to work, playing vidya, watching netflix with the gf, whatever.
But when the Moon is full, you get some crazy idea for cooking. So when you next get a chance, you sneak over to that shitty house, and you put on a show for us here on /ck/. The neighbors have thrown out some furniture and cooking stuff, so you drag it inside, and set up shop. Now you don't know why, but you need an outlet for your Moon Fever, and what better place to do it than on 4chan

>>9311459
I mean do you have a job? HS or college?

>>9311678
>>9311679
>>9311681
thanks for the support i will make this happen.

any suggestions for future content is welcome.

>>9311014
You're pretty green, anon; I've learned a new way to live.

Hewwo shaps!

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>>9311587
You fucking madman.

You're a weird dude, Dino tendies, but I like what you do.

>>9311674
You need to enter the monthly /ck/ contest

>>9311628
Shitty food post more cat

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>>9310861

>>9311330
This is my first time here to /ck/....

>I am truly home

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>>9311272
>>9311330
Imagine breaking into this guy's house, turning on the lights, and seeing this room, barren, aside from two boxes on their side and two plates of what can only be described as "charred plate of rotting [???]" and "sweet vomit" atop them.

>>9311074
>2016
oh shit nigger

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>>9311330

Are you living in a big city?
If so, then I suggest inviting a couple of hipsters and saying that your apartment is your gallery.
You'll be rich in no time

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>>9311014
Who are they kidding, no one has ever put one of these on the same plate as a piece of fruit.

>>9311314
Flavour saver

>>9310861
Just came to say you're doing great things anon, keep at it and don't die without letting us know first.

>>9311794
He is pretty average John Doe

>>9310861
>Top Ramen
You couldn't a better brand of ramen...? Just because it's inexpensive doesn't mean you need to use it.

jesus fucking christ

>>9311674
Sounds great i like image posting more but a video can be fine too.

>>9311074
>vitamin c: 0%

>>9311077
nothing wrong with a little meth, also checked.

>>9311126
your cat has that ex-streetcat look

>>9312581
Why mention if 0? Also why did he buy an expired item?

>>9311184
Does the place was rotten before u? What happened to be in that decayed state?

>>9312597
Vitamin C is Vitamin COMMUNISM
I only eat foods with 0% vitamin C listed on the pack

>>9311126

That is a strong look of contempt, even for a kitter

>>9311693

Don't you go invading people's dreams like inception now. I'm sure Dino worked very hard to get this far don't tease him with such impossibility

>>9310926
>Nice!
That's the Walgreens generic brand, you're not even buying food at an actual food store, holy moly

>>9311386
have you tasted the cat food

>>9310942
I'm diggin your glass bowl on top ofa pan setup there.

>>9311053

What the fuck am I...

>>9311106
Not for popcorn. Mexican is better. I prefer tapatio.

>>9311217
I don't know why I find this absolutely hilarious. Must be how pathetic I imagine OP's life is.

>>9314989
a lot of walgreens even have produce, just not the ones in flyover land

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>>9314989

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>>9311272
>he still has the hotdog

>>9311341
What city do you live in? What drugs have you done in the past 30 days?

>>9311235
Doesn't that cause galvanic corrosion inside the hotdog?

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>>9311272
>He still has the fucking hotdog

>>9311272

>*laughter stops*

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>>9310993
>poaching liquid
never change

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>>9311674
anything you want Mr tendies

as long as i get to see you again

>>9312599
I like to think dinotendies bought some shitty house to renovate or something and he just goes there once in a while to cook poverty food in sub-poverty conditions for our amusement

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>>9311235
>when youre the new jizzus christ weve been yerning for
godspeed OP

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>>9311330
god damn it opie i love you

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>>9311587

>>9316048
laughed so fucking hard at this, gold
thanks for making my night dinotendies

>>9312007
Anzu is so pretty

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>>9311587

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>>9316285
I know the exact location where that Trump Ice Cream Factory picture is from

>>9311272
fucking lost it

>>9311587
i love you

>>9312652
When you begin bleeding from your ass and eyes and your teeth fall out you may reconsider.

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The ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN

>>9310861
why are the controls positioned in the most retarded way??

God bless you OP

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>>9311330

>>9312527
this is your issue with the entire thread?

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>>9311330
>3 month old hot-dog residue

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>>9311272
>he still has the goddamn hotdog

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you guys haven't seen anything

>>9318697
I was thinking of fridgebro the other day and contemplating how my apartment, due to laziness and a serious alcohol problem, is beginning to resemble it. I didn't have the pasta saved. Never mind. That's years of crust that I just haven't had time to accumulate.

the average /ck/ user everyone
round of applause

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>>9310902
>>9310919
>>9310926
>>9310942
>>9310955

>>9311235
Man those fuckin $1.99 Target paper plates tells me this ain't no joke

>>9318773
I believe in you

>>9311184
well at least you finally taped up that live wire

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Something unholy happened in this thread.

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>>9311272

you need to be institutionalized

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>>9311330

>>9311375
DinoTendies is beyond help.

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>>9310861
you are a good person DinoTendies, i would like to see more when you feel like it

follow your dreams

>>9311195
why is no one talking about the fucking framed wendys

>>9319169
Everyone deserves a waifu.

>>9311587
THATS NOT EVEN FOOD ANYMORE DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO??????

>>9310861
The most interesting thread i've seen in a long time, keep posting OP

OP you are the shining ray of warmth that brightens up /ck/.

>>9311674
YES!

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>>9311053
>>9311074

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>>9312476
Flavour Sewer*

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>>9311587

>>9319129
next dish will be spam

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>>9311272
>He still has the hot dog
Never change /ck/. Never change.

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I have been waiting all week for this. Thank you my liege.

>>9310993
>6.5 lb bag of Cheez Whiz

>>9311046
He's fine.

wow

>>9310861
update us soon

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>>9311272
>on two carboard boxes

ohh OP

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what the fucking fuck

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A quick round up I made

>>9322644
Nice. Thanks fag.

>>9322644
>not putting shitty reactions everywhere
You are cool

>>9322644
great! you gonna post that meme on reddit?
nice meme!

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>>9322644
And one for desert too

>>9322828
>xD if I say reddit that means I win and they're dumb

>>9322837
gb2 reddit and never come back

>>9322828
Nah, but someones gotta archive great threads like these

>>9322847
>gb2
Sounds like you're from black Twitter. Why don't you go back there?

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>>9320157
My favourite

>>9311272
nigga are those soylent boxes?

>>9322855
i never used twiter in my life but you sure know :)
ok now you can gb2 reddit

>>9311272
Good lord man

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>>9316334
where is it anon?

>>9322644
>>9322828
Thanks anon!

>>9316334
tillamook?

>>9317144
that's most budget-mid electric ranges, in the US anyway
OP is certainly in the budget range

>>9311272
>>9311330
Wtf, did I walk in some worksafe version of fucking /b/?

>>9318295
You're right its making me hungry too

>>9311674
Yes, very yes.

>>9320157
Thank you for the most entertaining thread I've seen on 4chan in years. You're a good man.

http://peoplegettingreallymadatfood.tumblr.com/post/164414803711/dinotendies-poaches-fish-and-makes-some

>>9311272
>Wait... is that
>No, it couldn't be
>enhance.avi

My sides are currently brushing past the international space statio!

>>9311272
>>9311330
Jesus christ, man, I've done some gag picture recipes like this before, but this is going above and beyond.

I'm at a loss for words.

>>9318697
fridgebro is just a trashy hoarder, though

Dinotendies is an art.

reminds me of misao without the hoarding

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Cursed thread. Cursed OP. Cursed board.

>>9311281
She does Botox. Doesn't change the fact that her skin is very youthful and healthy looking, especially compared to others her age, thanks to taking care of it.

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>>9311272
anon...

I'm gay

>>9322828
This is how screenshots are supposed to be, not the garbage screenbraps with thirty thousand responses to show that it was well-received

>>9330035
I feel like it'd be better with dinotendies' commentary.

>>9322870
either that or ensure

>>9310861
clean your fucking everything

This would have been great many years ago. It's fucking tryhard shit now.
OP is a poseur.
Enjoy the praises from the peanut gallery.

there is literally only one explanation here.

Dino is def at least worth 3.34 million. Keeps this shitty dungeon of a place cause he can to shoot videos as a vacation because it's what he did before he got rich and it's satisfying for them (them being her and his family) to know that a bunch of random idiots on the internet love this content.

If you are homeless the last thing you are thinking about is posting garbage on 4chan.

I'm guessing it's a property some where that is worthless now but the land is worth quite a lot.

This was pretty amazing, thank you OP. I do genuinely wonder if this is where you live or not.

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I haven't been the same since I clicked this thread

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The government has a responsibility to stop you

>>9310861
I'm late to the party, but welcome back OP...weeeee missed you.

>>9311053
>>9311074
I'm crying I'm laughing so hard

>>9322644

needs more of MY replies.

>>9322644
You are the best person on /ck Dino, looking forward to next episode

>>9322979
>:)

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>>9311330
Each day we stray further from God.
Jesus fucking christ Dino.

>>9311330

Oh my Christ