Cheese on fries

In a sane world they would shoot you for eating this

I'm okay with it but I can imagine somebody won't like it. The dilemma that you do not want to waste god cheese on potato, but cheap shit is gross.

Just cheese? No.

Chili cheese fries, poutine etc? Go for it. Also cheese should be shredded and melted, not these fucking cheese sauces.

Yay, but if you ever get cheese on your fries (either liquid or shredded) then you need to eat those fuckers at ONCE. The half life on them is pretty finicky.

meh

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only when done up in poutine or disco fries is melted cheese EVER ok near french fries

>>9309171
only on waffle fries

>>9309178
Cheese sauce is actually better because if you melt the cheese onto the fries the moisture will ruin their crisp coating, it still tastes ok and I do that sometimes but a real cheese sauce is objectively better for this reason

>>9309171
NO. Only things that belongs on fires are salt and mustard. Pepper is acceptable if you're into that sort of thing.

>>9309216
this

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>>9309171
Anyone got a recipe for cheese sauce using sodium citrate?

inb4 serious eats

>>9309292
A pound of cheese a cup of milk and a half teaspoon of sodium citrate.

This should work for most cheeses..
If making cheese slices reduce milk content to 3/4 cup.

>>9309319
thanks anon. Do you add anything else?

Not a huge fan of it but I do have a soft spot for animal fries at in n out
Gotta eat them fast though or the cheese solidifies and the fries become one large mass

>>9309292
from the packaging I can only wonder how much the mark up on that shit is compared to how much it used to cost before le cooking nerd memers found out about it

>>9309326
Milk can water down the cheese so you might need some salt.
If making nacho cheese you need to blend in and add about a quarter cup of pickled jalapenos in juice.

I've thought about adding some fruits or nuts when making cheese slices but have never tried it.

>>9309344
What kind of nuts? Intriguing. How can I make it fall?

>>9309358
Don't know about fall flavors.
I was thinking something like cherries and walnuts.
Or maybe some diced apples for cheddar.

Also I messed up, double the amount of milk.

>>9309171
Just In N Out animal style fries. Their fries are disgusting without it.

>>9309367
so 16 oz cheese 2 cups milk and just one half teaspoon of Sodium Citrate? Usually I use like 3 teaspoons at least when I make béchamel for gratins and stuff.

>cheese on fries with gravy or curry sauce

muh DICK
it looks like vomit and your shits aren't going to look healthy for a while but it's perfect for when you're drunk and need to eat something that looks how you feel

>>9309171
I'd never put American cheese on anything except a burger.

Grated mozzarella and spices melted on top of chips is great though.

>>9309341
Trendy hipsters turned it into gold basically.

>>9309209
I hope the missile go of target and slam into Canada.

>>9309341
I think my package was around 10 dollars for 4oz.

>>9310448
actually 8 dollars for 8 ounces.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00PKHAQDY/ref=sr_ph_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1502922555&sr=sr-1&keywords=sodium+citrate

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This stuff melted on the side.

>>9309171
Not like that. Not like fuckin that.

>>9309209
>Gravy has lumps
I don't know why I expected jack to be able to make a proper, simple roux but apparently he can't even do that

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>>9309171
Fuck yes that's a yay.

Drop on some crumbled or diced bacon, ranch for dip and you have yourself a winner.

>>9309209
The Canadians have had it too good for too long. They must be destroyed.

>>9309171
it's not really good in my opinion

>>9309171
I have never tried this and I am an American.

>>9310898
commie

>>9309171
Not all the time, but not totally unacceptable once in a while. I'd rather dip my fries in ranch dressing though.

>>9310898
Probably because you can't get real cheese in America.

>>9309171
only w/ gravy meats.

>>9309171
Those shake shack cheese fries are pretty good, their bacon double cheeseburger is great too

They're a bit pricy but I don't eat this stuff often enough for that to matter.

>>9311413
you never go full retard

I don't even know anywhere that serves cheese on fries.

>>9309171
Delicious but only worth it if someone else pays for it or its free. Kind of like guacamole

>>9309171
My old high school shad a nacho cheese dispenser just for this.

>>9312099
Wendy's?

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My old girlfriend once puked cheese fries on me trying to deep throat me. Since then I can't eat them at all

>>9312699
I don't live in the US.

Cheesy chips and beer battered cod is the only way to go.

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>>9312264

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I like chili cheese fries, every now and again I'll treat myself to a meal just like this and enjoy that feeling of wanting to shit myself as it digests

>>9309209
aren't those just disco fries

>>9309175
Y tho?

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>>9310659

>>9311413
Do Eurotrash really bealieve that just because we have shit products that means we dont have anything good?

>>9312099
Wendys
Arbys
Most hole in rhe wall non-chains

>>9312706
Thats fucking funny

>>9312813
Oh. I really sorry to hear that.

>>9312706
>not just wrapping her lips around the shaft, making a seal, and swallowing the vomit
What an amateur. The person getting a blowjob doesn't need to know you horked at all.

>>9313152

Nah, everyone knows you we have good stuff. It just doesn't matter in the context of generalized discussion. The cheap shitty cheese outsells the good stuff by such a large margin.

>>9309251
>moisture
>liquid cheese

>>9309251
This

>>9313852
You obviously don't cook.

Cheese on fries is god-tier. There are some horrific velveeta concoctions that shouldn't be eaten, period, but you can make a nice cheese and milk based sauce that goes over well

What kind of faggot doesn't enjoy bacon cheese fries? I hate this board sometimes

>>9309209
this is not poutine

>>9313905
do you even read?
He said moisture came from cheese slices, but then went on to say how liquid cheese didnt made the fries wet

>>9309171
Cheese is good on everything. Probably even icecream.

So nay, that shit kills you before you reach 40.

>>9309171
so in an effort to hijack this thread, what are the hopes of making fries in one's home without the use of a deep frier or a vat/several inches of oil?

Is it possible to make fries just using an oven, a grate, and covering in oil prior to putting it in the oven? or does that only produce the equivalent of potato wedges?

>>9315012

wedges.

>>9315012
season 'em and bake 'em on a cookie pan, but cover it in tinfoil first, baka

>>9315052
Might try the crispy oven wings method.

Cut into fries, toss lightly with salt and baking powder, and cook on a cooling rack.

>>9309171
Cheese sauce on fries is ass. Fries get soggy, you have to eat with a fork or else get cheesy fingers.

Cheese sauce on the side used as a dip is god tier though.

I fucking hate this board

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>>9314209
before i became a biochemist, i was a chef

have you ever looked into your toaster over while it was on? when you melt either sliced or shredded cheese onto already fries that were just cooked in oil, the moisture content of the cold, uncooked cheese starts to condense on the surface of it, and as the moisture runs off, guess where it goes? it creates a disgusting soggy fry with caked-on [now low-moisture and gross] cheese

a cheese sauce on the other hand, is typically very high in fat, has had a vast majority of moisture cooked off in a saucepan, and while it is a liquid the fries will stay crisp under it for several minutes, compared to soggy fries with baked-on shitcheese. when the fries do succumb to the sauce, theyll be moist and gooey and good- as opposed shitty rubbery cheese. think about it.

>>9316768
This post really made me think about how you are an autistic redditor. What an absolutely brain dead post.

>>9314209
melting the cheese onto the fries takes time and lets the liquid get into them, making them soggy. pouring warm cheese sauce over the fries like a condiment just before you eat them avoids this problem because it has no time to soak in.

Fuck no.

>>9313152
I don't know, why do americans think we eat toast sanwiches and rotting fish?

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>>9317027
And horse meat labeled as beef. And highly inferior chocolate. And bland food. And your prefered cooking method is boiling.

>>9317043
>Inferior chocolate

>>9310684

hot roux, cold milk, no lumps

>>9313077
As a Scotfag I've always wanted to try real American hotdogs. All the ones I've tried to date have been disappointing, but these always appeal to me.

Are they as good as they look?

>>9316768
Fuck that other guy, I know exactly what you mean. Not all liquids are equally "wet".

>>9318273
high quality hotdogs are better than you would expect. problem is that hotdogs can also be one of the worst foods you can put in your mouth.

>>9318273
No. Hot dogs are shit.

>>9313059

What's the prob?

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Meanwhile in California fries with bleu cheese sauce, chili oil, chili flakes and parsley.

>>9309209
I shed a lot of Canadian tears looking at this crap...

>>9318327
>bleu
They speak French in California?

>>9318387
I dunno about French, but they sure to speak fag there so it does make sense that they'd use that spelling on the menu.

They probably do it on purpose just to trigger your delicate little sperghead.

>>9318313
schools feeding children with shitty fast food is the problem

whoever had those chili cheese fries that i use to eat , is totally gone from my mind. no idea, i have one kinda address thats it.

>>9309209
>disco fries
Translation?

wow this thread sure brought out the autism in /ck/

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>>9318392
Well you just hate everybody dontcha?

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>>9312706
kek

>>9318668
New Jersey poutine. Same basic concept.

>>9312699
Wendy's serves only ice cream and milkshakes.

>>9318273
>buns not toasted
>mystery sausages
>shitty baby poop mustard
They're shit. Yanks can't make hot dogs to save their lives. If anything get some good bratwursts and make them yourself.

>>9319182
Yank name for poutine because they can't pronounce difficult, foreign-sounding words.

>>9318327
lol where are you from? California is about carne asada fries.

>>9318221

What the fuck?

saying "hot roux" is redundant, and it doesn't matter at all if the milk is hot or cold. Besides, who heats up their milk before they add to the roux?

The way to make sure your roux isn't lumpy is by constantly whisking/stirring and pouring in your liquid slowly.

>>9310458

Beer anything has never worked besides for the people who have no understanding of how beer is supposed to taste in cooking.

I had pace's beer queso once and I wanted to kill myself.

>>9319481
>quebec mixes fried potatoes and cheese, claims to be originator of a dish

see, maybe it is better not to scrutinize these things too closely

>>9309171

Cheese Product(tm) is not cheese.

no. nothing on fries. dip them in ketchup or hot sauce or mayo or even vinegar. any liquid ruins them, and you cant pick solid items up with them, they are just sticks. black pepper, thats it.

>>9319581
>Pace's beer queso
>Thinking his opinion of homemade stout beer cheese is relevant

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>>9309209
I don't know what the fuck this is, but it's not poutine

>>9309171

I'm hard pressed to come up with a food that wouldn't be improved by adding cheese to it.

>>9309171
Nay. I like A1 Sauce on them.

>>9309171
Yay af

>>9309175
Dumbass

>>9309171
you failed on /ck/ why here?

>>9319666
>cheese curds and gravy
fixed that for you, also Americans can't into actual cheese because all they have is that fake orange crap

>>9309388

Ask for them well done. They aren't amazing by any means but they taste 10 times better without question.

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>>9319581

I explicitly imply that beer is supposed to taste a certain way in cooking (remember cooking =/= prepackaged food. Neets always forget this), and you reply saying that I must not like any food with beer in it?

>>9309171
>anything on fries

Fries are meant to be dipped, not doused.

The only exception is poutine, because it's literally all Canada has, and taking it would be cruel.

>>9320667
don't forget salt and pepper, that makes it Canada's second national dish, poutine plus

>tfw no cheese fries in my country

I wish I was an amerifat

>>9321483
Thats the great thing about america. You dont have to eat that wonderfullly disgusting stuff but its there when you need it. People in this country just have shit self control.