How do I order a philly cheese steak?

>>9307744
Go to somewhere that sells philly cheese steak.
>i'll have one philly cheese steak please.

hi can i please order a philly cheesesteak
can i please get x toppings
no drink thank you
have a nice day
then go home and kill yourself

"Ayyyy yo, gimme a Philly."

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>>9307759
''AYYY YO GEOFFREY, make me TWO sandwiches''

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Drippy cheese whiz. Best way the enjoy a true filly. Garlic sauce is a plus.

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>>9307792
t.

>>9307744
Whenever traveling to a big city known for a certain dish always order the item as if you were retarded. Such as, "let me get uh one steak and a pop". Dont specify or even bother explaining yourself as they should get you what you want as the locals who are frequenting tourist traps are usually subhuman refuse

>>9307764
Still can't believe slavery was legal in the 90s baka

>>9307744
You make your own, the only times I've had one made for me it always turns out with the meat tasting like beef jerky and it drives me up the fucking wall, is this normal or have I just been getting shit?

Same way you order a coffee.

>>9307859
>"I'll have a venti philly cheese steak, with three pumps of vanilla. Make it vegan, too"

>>9307744
No onions.

Try using your voice and not shitting your pants too much.

>>9307792
This. If the cheese is white there's gonna be a fight

First thing is, you need to submissively urinate in the restaurant. "WHAT DO YOU WANT?!" wiizzzzzz

>>9308217

I put cheez whiz on ham the other day, and kinda understood you fuckers.

>>9307744
Don't go anywhere that's famous for their cheesesteaks.

>>9307744
Wiz wit or wiz witout.

>>9307792
Only tourists get wiz. Its a way for management to save money