Sipsssssssssss

>>9307293
>>9307293

Those drinks are absolute shit.

For me, it's the Ultra White. The best sip on the market.

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>>9307324
Aw come on red bull shill. It's not our fault you're stuck promoting imitation sips. You don't gotta try to ruin our thread like that.

>>9307326
ultra sunrise is waaaaaaaaaaay better desu

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>>9307326
>>9307373
Whoa whoa whoa boys. Break it up. We all know yellow is the true king of sips.

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>>9307293
All Rockstars are god-tier. Horchata seems best but never tried it. Whipped Strawberry is nice

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Rate this /sip/ bois

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Okay you fuckers literally memed me into buying this. I swear to god it better be good

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Monster a shit, it tastes like ass and gives me the shakes.

pic related is the patrician answer, tastes great and doesn't give you caffeine jiggles.

>>9307559
Alright fuckers this isn't bad

>>9307521
not bad but the berry lemonade is pretty nice. Strawberry lime is good too without being too sweet.

Green apple is goat. It's like drinking candy though

>>9307651
I've had a few Jones Sodas, of the few I've had Blue Bubblegum is too amazing to buy anything else. I'll get it every once in a while as a special reward sip.

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>>9307615
kek

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>he doesn't abuse adderal

look at this casual

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>>9307594
>>9307324
I laughed every time I seen this flavour of sip in stores
I was fooled
It is a high tier beverage and might be just for you

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this.
alternatively, just mix every energy drink together.

Ultra White and Sunrise are shit to me, but I fucking love the blue low carb. I'm broken, lads.

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>>9307594

I can shotgun a 32 oz Monster and feel nothing but a 12 oz Red Bull gives me the shakes.

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>>9307324
Not so fast. These monster sips are mighty delicious. Like a refreshing cold sweet tea on a summer evening, that first sip of the morning is a real thing of beauty.... A real shot of life.

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>>9308439
>tfw you realize blue sips are the best kept secret in the sipworld

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>swervin on them sips

>>9307521

made by hipsters and tastes average at best

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>being part of the new sips thread
>one of the first 50 posters
>tfw page loads super quick still because of small payload
>feels like sips taste
>crisp and refreshing

I am truly blessed.

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I'm 28 yrs old and I've only had a handful of energy drinks (monster) before. Am I really missing out?

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>They took away my Relentless Inferno
>They took away my Rockstar Punched

If they dare touch my white sips...

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>voluntarily drinking non alcoholic 4loko

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Dat first sip of the day

>>9309166
It's soda at the end of the day.
Retards falling for marketing bullshit.

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>>9307293
As much as I like Monster, I got these recently and they're my new favorite now.

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>>9309332
Diet soda with caffeine and vitamins that they enjoy drinking. It just burns you up when other people enjoy themselves while being healthy doesn't it? Why all the hate, bro?

>>9309317
How did you take the picture?

>>9307511
Rockstar horchata is nasty

>>9307615
For a zero cal drink it's quite ok.

>>9309400
Although it's not really zero. It's 6 cals or something.

>>9309407
>confusing cals with KILOcals
ffs


and also it's 6 kcal per 250ml. (thats what it says on the can)

it's actually 12 kcals a can

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>>9309432
>zero calories is different than zero kilocals
>"or something" means THIS IS EXACTLY THAT
Time to go back to school.

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Top tier, but I can never find them anymore.

>>9309386
It's called having a gf

>>9307293
why did sipping become such a meme on /fit/
also why don't you guys just drink coffee

>>9309544
Use the "brand finder" page on Monster's website.

>>9309400
DESU I really couldn't tell there was no sugar in it. I almost never can drink fake sugar drinks, it's usually so obvious.

Fuck you /SIP/ for memeing me into these

>>9309544
The biglots down the road from my house sells them. When I worked there, I used to take a couple boxes off the truck as they were coming in and buy them like that.

>>9309544
Big Lots

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/sipping/ right now with 3 more in the fridge

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I fucking hate you /sip/ babbies but I can't live without those.

>>9309477
>6 'or something' automatically classifies as a value literaly A THOUSAND TIMES greater

should you even have attended any school in any form, you wouldn't have made that mistake

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>>9309745

>>9309771
Alex Jones is such a cuck

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Hey fag, at least put /sip/ in the title so your garbage threads can be filtered properly

>>9309574
that's it, you're out of the sips club
out out

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Who #afternoonsips here?

Usually I only have a sip in the morning but occasionally I'll have a second in the afternoon

>>9309791
It's a forced club anyways. Regular monster best and only good monster.

>>9307293
Sleep, water, and oatmeal

>>9309795
wtf do you drive? A battleship?

I sip anytime, somtimes just before bed.

>>9309317
>cutting scars
Sippers confirmed for beta.

>>9309745
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>9309757
S I P B O N E S 2 0 1 7

>>9307293
had the zero ultra today
It was fucking trash, too fucking sweet and didn't taste anything like an energy drink
I fucking hate all of you shills so much

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>>9309866
Sipping before bed? Interdasting.

I have a morning sip everyday and usually if I need a boost in the afternoon I'll have tea or coke zero. If it's a long day or I'm staying up late on the weekend I may have a second afternoon sip.

>>9310031
You drank it room temp.

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>>9308955
That's your opinion and you're welcome to have it. Just means there's more delicious blue sugar cane nectar for me.

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Is adding this to water considered an sip?

>>9310290
Mio is disgusting.

>>9310290
Retard.

Fuck off shills with your forced meme

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>>9310336
>a meme can be forced
Retard.

>>9310344
you're a fucking moron

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>>9310336

>>9310126
I like the asthetic of your car, happy sipping friend! :)

>>9310336
>forced meme

he hasn't sipped

Wanna get into sips. Can anyone post the sip power rankings?

>>9310550
bump

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>>9310336

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>>9310550

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>>9308874
Most underrated sip.

>>9307293
wow guys epic viral shill meme

GO AWAY

>>9309795
fill up your tank

>>9310806
How long does the average newfag lurk these days before posting?

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>>9310806
>stop liking things I dont like
This is how you sound.
Sipping is a lifestyle choice for those of us bold enough to grip it and sip it. Sippers lives taste a little bit better, and everything they do feels a little more special thanks to 200% DV of 4 different B vitamins, 180mg of caffeine, and no sugar or calories.

>>9310860
>no calories
Retard.

>>9310806
Nothing personell, kid

>>9308230
>using adderal in 2017
Get on the extended release lisdexamfetamine train or get the fuck out

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>>9310871
Monster Zero Ultra™ flavors such as Ultra Blue™, Ultra Sunrise™, and Zero Ultra™ have no calories, Anon.

>>9307615

Day 1: get memed into trying 16 oz. Monster Zero Ultra

Day 2: take pictures of yourself holding 24 oz. can of Monster Zero Ultra while saying under your breath "gotta have that sip" "that feel when first sip of the day" "sip boys twenty seventeen" "zero sugar zero calories"

>>9309382

This meme was what got me hooked. I literally brewed coffee every morning for 5 years straight and stopped for weeks after realizing the glorious zero ultra delivers unrivaled energy with no sugar or calories.

>>9311204
I whisper "that first sip of the day" every time.

>>9307293
Dude, seriously, if you have energy problem, just fill a thermos or a 20 oz. cup or something with those energy shots
(5 hour energy or whatever you prefer) and just chug it. It'll keep you awake and alert all day.

>>9307293
Coffee and sleep

>>9310482
>Car
2500 RPM
2 BRAKE AIR gauges
D.E.F. gauge
Goes to 85 MPH

>>9311247
Next time go with "it'll keep you awake for the rest of your life." Guaranteed keks.

>>9311260
I'm waiting for someone to try it. That shit'll keep you awake for nearly a week and you'll apparently ascend to the Qth dimension.
My freind had to go to the hospital and still isn't all the way back.

>>9311247
Kinda reminds me of when we had some cheap ass 2 and 2,5 liter energy drinks in stores. Retarded kids would compete who can drink the most as fast as possible so they stopped selling them and for about a year cashiers wanted to see your ID when buying energy drinks. Alcohol, no problem, cigs, no problem, energy drink, where that ID at boi?

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S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>9311344
Dude, I remember those. It had basically the same energy boost as a monster, just spread over a 2 liter. Dont even know why they bothered. Weren't too bad though.

>>9311444
I'm pretty sure they weren't that diluted. A lot of kids got sent to hospitals because who'd have guessed chugging a 2 liter energy drink before going back to math class is a bad idea.
PS: Happened in Bulgaria.

>>9310482
>car
bro... come on.

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>tfw desperate for sip
>convenience store has shitty open 'island' refrigerators with no doors that let all the frosty air out
>sip is not at ideal cold temperature when I first taste it

is there a bigger let down than a sip thats not ice cold?

>>9311512
Take some rock salt or kosher salt, put it in a bag with lots of ice and shake it around (lightly) for a bit. Put your sip of your choice in another ziploc bag, and put it inside the bag full of salt and ice and roll it around. Below freezing sip in minutes. Don't do it too long or it'll freeze.

>>9308230
bruh Vyvanse is better

>>9310752
>blue sip that low

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Who /firstsippin/?

>>9311566
Yeah it's awful.

>>9310752
thanks

>>9307293
rockstar every time

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Probably just me, but I think these taste pretty good. I like the pineapple orange mango flavor the best

Monster Import is the only sip that gives me the shakes. It's a shame since it's far and away the best flavour.

>>9312214
I can't stand anything Mountain Dew brand and that's coming from a southerner. Kickstart in particular just tastes like a typical Dew flavor but with extra caffeine. I sorta like their blueberry pomegranate flavor though.

I've never liked any energy drink but I'm about to buy one can because of this meme

>>9311246
i thought i was the only one

I'm ready to jump on the wagon

What do you lads recommend for pulling all nighters at work?

>>9312131
this list is bullshit. The black sip is far nicer than the yellow sip.

>>9312637
orange sugarfree monster

>>9312637
Amphetamines

For me it's either white or orange sips

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>wanna get into sipping
>big ass store literally only has the blue ones that are appearently shit tier

Do these kikes do it on purpose? Why only blue?

>>9312724
>wanna get into sipping
Spoken like a true sheep.
When you walk in a room marketers get a rock hard boner, you worthless maggot.

>>9312728
lol, fags

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>not sipping the OG

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/sips/ are degenerate

>>9312764
Literally nothing is wrong with that

>>9312764
Does this mean I can become CEO of a big company?

Sips are way too expensive where I live. $3.60 for a regular sized sip. I usually drink coffee all day. If I were to sip I would be spending like $20 a day. How do you sippers do it? I buy one as a treat once a week and would love to sip every day

>>9312936
>Sips are way too expensive where I live. $3.60 for a regular sized sip. I usually drink coffee all day. If I were to sip I would be spending like $20 a day. How do you sippers do it? I buy one as a treat once a week and would love to sip every day
For me I have a job

>>9312214
weak but the mango lime is pretty good

>>9312975
I'm a journeyman butcher for Giant Eagle making $17 an hour. If sips were reasonably priced where I lived I wouldn't have a problem with it. But they are almost double the price of anywhere else here

Cold brew yerba maté with some honey and lemon juice, brah.

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these have been appearing in my local stores recently, opinions?

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>>9313046
Slightly overpriced generic energy drink. Tastes slightly less shit than any other energy drink, because it comes in bigger cans, so it's more diluted and they managed to squeeze more substances that suppress the taurine taste.

Personally, I prefer the soluble tablets. Taste as shit as always, but you get 20-25 for price of 1 or 2 "Monsters" and they have same effect.

>>9313058
On a related note, interesting party snack: energy Jell-O.

Get 2 bags of Jell-O (powder), of a relatively generic flavor - grape, lemon, lime etc, not distinct stuff like strawberry or raspberry.

Prepare the Jell-O using about a glass less water than the package says.

Separately dilute a whole tube of these tablets in a glass of cool water. Let the Jell-O cool down a little (to lukewarm), then add the diluted energy drink, stir, then pour into a flat tray.

Let it solidify, then cut into cubes.

Expect people going somewhat hyper. Especially normally active "party-animals" get... a little uncontrollable. And warn the gluttons, dammit, because while several cubes will give you a good buzz, if you eat the whole tray you may need to call ER.

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Muh sips

>>9313092
Had a blue sip yesterday
Disappointing as always, white and orange sips are easily the best

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>Drinking Monster Ultra White in 2k17
>Not drinking the superior Aldi Gridlock Ultra White

>>9313239
>Gridlock
Seems like a poor choice for an energy drink name

>coffee moms cancer meme stops working on us
>they start claiming sips are 6 calories per serving, not 0
try again. the one carb is 1g of erythritol which can’t be digested by humans. other products like gum contain 2-3g of sugar alcohol and still report less than 5 calories per serving, so there’s no doubt that sips truly are zero calorie

reminder that the lowest calorie redbull is still 15 per serving

>>9313132
Damn, this will be my first time trying the blue.
Hooked on the based white too though.

>>9313239
redpill me on aldi sips.

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>>9313295
Buckle up, sipper. You're in for a wild ride.

>>9313239
>473ml is a pint

oh Americans

>>9307293
Caffeine pills with a snack or small meal will last 6 hours in a sort of slow-release. Drinks run right through you then you crash. MUCH cheaper.

>>9309737
>"I need this overpriced energy boost so I can sit on my computer playing games"

>>9309771
>posts tweet instead of actual article.

>>9313321
>its another autistic redditor comes to give us frugal tips episode
we don't sip for caffeine

You know what you guys sound like? Potheads. Potheads, and smokers back in the 60's. You sound like weak, pathetic addicts trying really hard to be trendy. It is really sad. I just want you to know that outside of this little echo chamber here, you sound like people that others would rabidly avoid. It's not cool, you're not impressing anyone. You just sound like a bunch of 17 year old druggies getting high with each other and making stupid jokes.

>>9313345
>we don't sip for caffeine

then why drink those things at all?

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>>9313353
>being this new

>>9313353
my roommate subsists entirely off of cigarettes, take out, soda and energy drinks. I know exactly what you mean when you say this - he's a fucking loser and so is everyone else in this thread, present company excluded.

>>9313378
>>9313378
they taste good
they're a healthy alternative to soda
the other ingredients provide more energy than caffeine
because we can

why do you care so much about what other people spend their money on?

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>>9313417
He's a butthurt sissy faggot internet tough guy. And on top of all that, he's a nonsipper in a sips thread on a Kenyan handmade ouiji board crafting and image sharing site.

Pic related is why he is sad about his life and projecting

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>>9313417
>they taste good
>they're a healthy alternative to soda

>>9313460
would you like to tell us how they're unhealthy without using the word chemicals? studies would also be appreciated

>>9313462
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Energy_drink#Effects

>>9313496
paragraph 1
>not about adverse effects
paragraph 2
>the maximum recommended daily caffeine intake is 400mg
>caffeine pills have 200mg per pill
>coffee has 200mg per cup
>sips have 60mg per serving
paragraph 3
>caffeine mixed with alcohol is dangerous
>there is no alcohol in sips
paragraph 4
>a study from 2011 found that energy drinks could be dangerous
>fails to note which ingredients are dangerous
>energy drinks are approved by fda and european fda
paragraph 5
>people mixed caffeine with other stimulants and were rushed to the hospital

would you like to try again? none of those tell us how energy drinks are unhealthy. it would be like saying coffee is unhealthy

>>9313527
Of course coffee is unhealthy! So is sugar found in pop. And these contain both coffeine and sugar.

>>9313353
*sips fedora*

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>>9313563
>coffeine
Try again
>sugar
Gotta lurk at least like 5 seconds before you start posting bro

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>>9313563
Monster Zero Ultra™ flavors such as Ultra Blue™, Ultra Sunrise™, and Zero Ultra™ have no sugar and no calories, Anon.

Did you forget what sips are?

>>9312764
how is this surprising, so is coffee, relying on any single substance to feel good can lead to cravings which can lead to drugs. caffeine is a drug anyway

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That first sip of the day from the most underrated sip out there

>>9313772
fuckin love that. tastes like blue raspberry slurpee or something

>>9313775
Exactly. It is just perfect. The hate it gets here doesn't make sense

Energy drinks really help me do work but aren't you all a bit worried about taking stupid amounts of taurine?

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>>9313772
>>9313775
>>9313824
I'm glad you guys like it. I just know I think it's terrible, and the consensus on /fit/ is the same. Same with black. But somebody has to drink it.

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>>9312764
>2nd time this has been posted in the thread without the link
alex jones cucks are the worst

>>9313847
why would we be worried concern shill?

>>9313272
5 calories or 15, it's low enough to not make a difference. I couldn't give a fuck if one serving is <50 calories as I'm not going to be having more than two a day.

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>making your kidneys process all the extra crap in a sip
>implying having a sip every day won't lead to cancer later on

Pure water for me.

>>9313990
Very cool story

>>9309317
бг?

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>>9313990
Excellent vlog post for August 17, 2017. You forgot to sign off with "like, share, and subscribe!"

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Sip threads come and go bro
But you know we stay

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>9313990

Aren't you special?

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>>9313990

>>9307293
Good energy drinks. Look up Cocaine,! There is an actual energy drink that was banned here in the US. Look it up and u might be able to find it on eBay still. It taste like cola and fire lol. But it made these energy drinks now look like fucking ants as far as how much of shit was but in. I think it's 100o percent everything

>>9309239
Why is Dougie hiding in the grapevines?

>>9314778
Go to google type cocaine energy drink
Buy 12ack drink all of them
Think in on cocaen

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Someone give me a quick rundown on sips please, I won't get much sleep this night and need something to keep me awake when I'm visiting my therapist
which one should I buy?

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Who here /costco/ for their sips?

>>9312724
Try a gas station desu they will have more variety

It's just a fucking soda with some vitamins and ginseng in it, as long as you don't drink three a day like some fat American scooter jockey you'll be fine

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>>9315490
>fat
>sips
Also what the fuck is a scooter jockey.

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>>9315498

>>9315520
Oh jeez yeah. Those things are hilarious. They're called Rascals.

>>9310752
>Black sip not second highest

>>9307521
At first it tastes ok,
Then after like 3-4 it tastes wayyyyy better.
Whats the deal behind that?

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>>9315365
They do sip deals bro! Costco sippin I the best!

Gimme that rehab iced tea sip

>>9315703
Cobras are noice.

>>9311246
am I the only that thinks the first sip legitimately tastes way better than the rest of the fucking can?

>tfw no sips where I live

>>9314778
It's not banned they still sell it in my area.
The red one is spicy and awful
The blue one is bitter and awful.

Sips win again

>>9311649
Just finished my first .33l store brand sugar free energy drink.

>>9312214
>5% JUICE
Is this a selling point to Americans?

>>9312678
this desu senpai

>>9313046
I like it. It's sort of a cinnamon-y cola taste.

>>9316944
any food product that isn't HFCS is a bonus.

Seriously, even veggies have sugar added to them

>>9316967
>veggies have sugar added to them
Like when ordered as a side or what? I really can't imagine a bag of carrots or whatever having added sugar

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>>9315815
Thanks. Costco gave it to me, with proof of Costco Executive membership, after collecting 25,000 sippoints.

>>9313239
have one of these in the fridge from an aldi that opened down my street yesterday

going to try it before I lift in a few hours

hope its good

>>9317008
Frozen and bagged veggies can have sugar/beetus syrup added

It's that bad

>>9317028
And don't forget about canned!

>>9317032
well canned is a given here in yurop as a fraction.

But fresh and frozen in burgerland is coated in sugar as 'preservatives'

>>9317037
Can you post pics of labels or something? Google only gives me 16 FOODS WITHOUT HFCS and shit

you fags made me aware of this fucking meme drink and the last time I went to the gas station I noticed every single zero ultra was gone
so what's the appeal of this sip?

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Me and the bro are ready for a night out wooo

>normal sips don't do it for me anymore
>have to drink 2 24 ounce whites per day

>>9317097
Stucco. Outdoor/indoor open architecture. Florida is a land of criminals and tax evaders. I can't wait till global warming drowns every last one of you.

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That first sip of the day

I have these things every once in awhile and they're refreshing.You fags are ruining it for yourselves by gorging on it.

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>>9317182
I have like 2 to 3 cans a week, I would feel like absolute shit if I had them daily

>>9317182
I'm pretty sure nobody in this thread drinks these nearly as often as they're claiming, it's all just memeing

>>9317246
Oh honey

>>9317246
I have sips and only sips for breakfast and lunch every day.
Dropping pounds quickly too

>>9307293
>Sipsssssssssss

Like the sound you make when you blow a little tuft of air up your boyfriends asshole when rimming him.

Yeah, sounds about right.

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>>9317246
>he fell for the "sips is a meme" meme

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>>9317246
Monster Energy Company™ sold 3.8 billion 16 ounce cans of product last year. That's a 12 pack for every man, woman, and child in America. But we get it. You don't sip. You're the only person in the universe. So, no one probably sips right?

What you nonsippers don't understand is that most companies spend their money on ad agencies, TV commercials, radio spots, and billboards to tell you how good their products are. At Monster™ they choose none of the above. Instead, they support the scene, their bands, their athletes and their fans. They back athletes so they can make a career out of their passion. They promote concert tours, so their favorite bands can visit your home town. They celebrate with their fans and riders by throwing parties and making the coolest events they can think of a reality.

In short, at Monster™ they all walk the walk in action sports, punk rock music, partying, hangin’ with the girls, and living life on the edge. Monster™ is way more than an energy drink. Led by their athletes, musicians, employees, distributors and fans, Monster is… A LIFESTYLE IN A CAN™!

Gotta say, loving the energy here sippers. I had written off the zeros but then these threads had me try a white again and I enjoy them regularly now. Not sure if I can find the yellows in storea around me. I have to say though, the sugar free rockstar is as good to me as any /sip/. Thoughts?

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>>9317451
>tfw you realize they are running 63% profit as a percentage of net sales

>>9308331
it tastes kinda like cherry tootsie pops, but i can't really describe it better.

>>9317693
Sugar free Rockstar is awful
Rockstar pure zero, the direct competition to white sips is definitely on the same level though

>>9317451
S I P B O Y S

>>9317246
i unironically drink at least 40 rockstars per month. i didnt know it was a meme until now

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>>9317776
>rockstars

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>>9317763
2 0 1 7

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THAT

Is this sip any good?

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>>9318420
Forgot pic

Where do they manufacture monster sips? Seems like i might have caught some nasty germs in my latest batch of Sunrise. Get fever and sore throat when i have another can of it. 12 days of fever now!

>>9318431
IT's better than the green but worse than the black one. Overall: it's okay.

>>9318490
wat. Stop drinking it you dolt.

>>9307293
how about you get some sleep like a smart human being?

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are there any sips without any stimulants like caffeine in them?

>>9318501
Vitamin B12 Liquid Drops make sure it's methylcobalamin not cyanocobalamin

>>9318497
2 days of those cans now, Still not fully restored but i will drain the rest of the cans, might or might not have been from them but i will not risk anything, Friend of family recently had to get heart transplant due to training sick wrecking her heart.

>>9318501
i am also waiting for monster to create a caffeine free line. their drinks just taste good
>>9318490
california

>>9318683
off not of.

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Spike Shooter is the only real energy drink, plebs. 350 mg caffeine to get you going, great tasting, great quality. Where I am from at least, doesn't retail for much more than a monster

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>>9318702
Babby tier still, lad.
I bought some shit called freak juice once and it shredded shit

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>>9318684
Already exists

>>9318709
That stuff is non ironically really good

>>9318709
How is Freak Juice, btw? I see it is potent (350 mg per serving), but is it worth $50 w/out shipping?

>>9318745
I actually hated the DMAA I think it made me very angry so I actually ended up throwing out about half of it.

The first time I took it the word euphoria was front and center in my mind and I had good energy until it wore off and I got pissed

>>9318709
>>9318745
>>9318873
>amateur sippers

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>tfw its too late for 160mg of caffeine and 200% daily value of 4 different B vitamins, but you still want sip

Where the fuck are my sip boys?

>>9320608
going to bed

>>9319397
>too late for sips

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>buy new flavor "unleaded" sip that I've never seen before
>joke with friend that it probably doesn't have caffeine in it or something as I start sipping
>read back of can
>it literally doesn't have caffeine in it

fuck

>>9321317
they need to make caffeine free red bull. i really like the medicine-y flavor

this is a smart move, as i am sure there are people who like monster as a drink but don't always want a nuclear caffeine bomb

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>>9320608

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For me, it's Outlaw Energy. Born in the wild west, this stuff delivers refreshingly crisp taste with hard fighting energy and no calories to weigh you down.

>>9321317
It lives up to its name. Pic related.

>>9308874
im a blue and black sipp boye

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>>9321317
>>9321497
Forgot to add pic related. My gay.

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>>9318702
>needing more than 140mg

sleeplet detected

>>9321523
i'm a blue main and all black players are cancer

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>>9311255
>>9311481
What the fuck kind of vehicle is it?
Helicopter?
Boat?
Motorcycle?
Why does it have a handbreak?

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Alright Monster astro turfers you got my money.
This first sip of my life better live up to the memes.

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>>9320608

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>>9321635
and?????

>>9308439
Youre not alone

>>9321614
It's probably a freight truck.

>>9307293
Black coffee.

The Mountain Dew energydrank was lit af senpai

24 packs of white sips are unavailable for prime on amazon right now. thanks guys

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>>9322265
I blame boxxy babee

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Never liked rockstar but this shit is fucking good

>>9308644
>>9307594
What the fuck are caffeine "shakes"/"Jiggles"? Are they just arbitrary and subjective reactions to caffeine, or is there certain grades of caffeine and energy drinks that cause/avoid it?

>>9313046
My personal favourite; tastes like raspberry cola.

I haven't had a sugar-free one that tastes decent yet. I might give the white or yellow a try, but I'm sceptical - sweeteners tend to taste bitter to me.

>>9322666
>thinking you'll give yellow sips a try
Ha

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Nothin like that bum rush when you see some 2 for $4 sips.
A nice dinner for the late shift.

are these more like sodas than traditional energy drinks

>>9311246
Me too, what the fuck
also I say
>"gotta have that sip"
>ahh the first sip man"

>>9307559
>>9307615
Me too dude
I'm no stranger to a standard monster + combos as my snack of choice but I hadn't tried the white can before until I came here. It's a damn fine sip.
Cheers fellas

>>9309407
>Although it's not really zero. It's 6 cals or something.
The exact amount of calories it takes to lift the can. It's all good.

>>9307521
I only bought this because I thought it looked cool in highschooel

so is this general some massive ironic meme i'm not in on or has /ck/ really declined this much?

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>>9323424
>he doesn't S I P

>>9323484
Means he doesn't fuck either

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>>9323513
I feel pity for nonsippers more than anything

>>9322218
Amp? Yes. It was (is?).

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Keep at em b o y s

>>9322265
S I P B O Y S

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>>9322932
>tfw 2 for $4

>Almost never come on /ck/
>See this thread
>Always have 2 monsters a day
That 2 for $4 deal is great, I always get orange and white. Pretty nice thread here boys

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>>9323424
>Doesn't know about sips in the year of our Lord Two Thousand and Seventeen
What rock have you been living under? Did it not have wifi?
Pls like and sub.

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What the fuck am I in for? Some fuckin ENERGY?

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>>9323628
>sipboy detected

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/who/ here saving up for their t shirt

almost there : 3

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Sips make for great mixers.

>>9324105
I like Glenfiddich 12 and I love sips, but the two of them together sounds horrific.

Just had my first sip today, it was okay. I don't think caffeine does anything because I would drink 2-3l of mtn dew every day back when I was a teen, but it tasted a lot like mountain dew, and that was nice, didn't give me the brick feeling either. Are other brans any good? I've tried red bull before but it's definitely not for me.

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>>9324105

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>>9307293
Everybody knows no calories means it tastes like shit. May as well drink your own piss and throw some caffeine pills in there while your at it.

Low-calorie Monster Rehab teas (tm) are the way to go. Specifically talking about my main flavor Raspberry.

If you don't mind feeling like shit for a while, though, Nos grape and cherry ain't terrible.

Which of the low calorie monsters would you suggest for a newcomer? I'm craving the original green, but I've lost 10 pounds just by cutting out soda and I'd like to keep it up.

>>9324133
Most people rank Zero Ultra (white) high, so start there. Since it's summer consider the Rehab flavors, they're all based on ice tea. If you're looking for a real kick check out the 240mg Rockstars, but don't have more than one of those a day.

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Hey guys

>>9324123
High, most energy drinks labelled as PURE ZERO or ABSOLUTE ZERO from any brand are pretty good, the ones that taste bad are the ones that are only labelled as sugar free.

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First /sip/ in a few years, absolutely blissful.

For me its the McChicken with my Monster Zero Ultra beverage.

>>9307559
Welcome to the new world

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>>9324746
Yeah yeah

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These sips are 4/$5 at my store. They any good?

>>9324816
Full sugar beetus

>>9307293
Not as good as Monster Energy Mad Dog

>>9324904
But seriously though, was Mad Dog a limited time thing? I can't find it anywhere now

>>9317795
>hating nos
its like you live in the stone age
nothing beats the pineapple flavored sips king.
save for bubblegum rockstar. but that is out of production

>>9324816
>full throttle
>sip
Lurk moar, newfag.

>>9313046
Tastes like cola with a mix of cherry and raspberry.
Probably my 2nd favorite, 1st being the original.

>>9307293
white lightning monster soda. very tasty and 0 sugar.

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Reminder. Sips are good for the environment, are GMO free, vegan friendly, gluten free, free range, antibiotic free, and don't promote the industrial farming industry.

>>9325147
It's one of the few sip brands I haven't tried, nigger

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Have we entered a new realm of sips?

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Sippssssss
This flavor is good. Not too heavy on the stomach and has a good cherry flavor

>>9326332
Those are disgusting.

EDIT: haven't tried the green, just orange and red because green is unavailable here.

>>9322611
Same idea as an LD50, some people will respond to things more severely than others. We have very complicated systems in our bodies

>>9326214
Nigger do you even know what a sip is?

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Crispy duck with 500ml/1$ sip.