what do truffles taste like?

>>9304554
Aphrodite's pussy.

Musky armpit and musky breath.

>>9304561
Well I'm sold.

>>9304554
Pig vagina.

No, I'm 100% serious. It's why pigs are so good at hunting for them.

File: 1502584067308.jpg (159KB, 616x767px) Image search: [Google]

159KB, 616x767px

Overpriced and not worth it but you like to tell your friends that you experienced it. Pic related.

>>9304554
Like smelly feet but in a good way

>>9304554
They're weird - a strange flavor that really doesn't taste like anything else, but goes well with other foods, particularly those involving wheat, cheese and/or eggs. It's kind of similar to the funky flavor you get from dry aged beef or serrano ham/prosciutto. It's a musky flavor that would almost be unpleasant on its own, but when it hits other flavors it adds a dimension that's almost mind blowing. Although it's a strong taste that might not be to everyone's liking. I've had a lot of otherwise good dishes ruined by someone getting too enthusiastic with fucking truffle oil, which is like a shitty, less dimensional version of the flavor. But the real deal is so expensive it's almost always used in moderation, which is how they work best.

Dirt. Payed a lot of money to go to a Chef's table dinner and one of the chefs there came by and gave us each big slices of fresh truffle. Had to choke it down while cringing because it tasted awful.

>>9304554
They taste kinda like dirt/soil, and smell like butane gas. It makes me almost throw up. If something is even remotely truffle flavoured I can't eat that, and since I am from Tuscany, where truffle is fairly common that's a problem to me

MSG

>>9304888
"H-hey, I ate a truffle once. It tasted like pig vagina. Let's go out.

>>9304951
>funky flavor you get from dry aged beef
>hits other flavors

this is a good explanation. it needs to be used carefully

>>9305355
boopa di beppo

>>9306684

I think he means he fucked the woman in this picture for a financial transaction but it was overpriced and over rated.

Because of the appearance of the female, he likes to tell his friends he had her.

Like tasty dirt.

>>9304879
What does pig vagina taste like?

>>9308432
Solid analysis. I concur.

it tastes like gas/lpg

milky sand coin bag

>>9308447
Truffles.

>>9310682
Fug.