Webm thread ITT: new content edition

claiming fp for /notjack/

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>>9298697
>what the fuck am I supposed to do with this thing? Why am I wearing a santa hat? Why is he filming me?

>>9298728
Go to bed jack

>>9298697
what is this thing? a naan pyramid?

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>>9298728
good point

>>9298824
That must smell fucking heavenly.

>>9298896
nonononononononononononoo

>>9299011
>>9298896
>>9298824
>>9298697
>new content edition

>>9298896
I love hawaiian pizza as much as the next guy but I just can't imagine this not being horrid.

>>9299016
want moar ?

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>>9299037

>>9299020

It's definitely satire

I'd eat it though

>>9299011
What's going on here?

>>9298697
>new content edition
Where is it?

>>9299168
i imagine it's removing the bones

>>9299243
Do Americans really eat this?

>>9299011
Good morning, OSHA how are you today?

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classic

>>9299257
No, fuck off.

Speaking of which, does anyone have a dorilocos webm? That mexican street food where you have a bag of doritos then put AAAALLLLL the shit in it? My gaming discord was talking about optimal snacks and it came to mind.

>>9299262

And a diet coke please!

>>9299257
>http://www.maxwells.co.uk/burgers/
Looks like the UK

>>9299176
fucking idiot. serves this dumb bitch right. should've ripped out a few teeth too. play stupid games win stupid prizes when will people learn

>>9299203
If you look closely at the needles when they come up, water is being shot out of them. Most likely they are adding water to the salmon to get a higher net weight. More lbs = more money, you'd actually be surprised what percentage of your regular packaged steaks are liquid added by the processing plant. I believe some chicken breasts can have up to 35% added water.

>>9299331
I would say her problem wasn't that she was eating corn with a drill, she was eating corn with a fucking rocket powered industrial strength 5.6 billion ram drill. A normal cheap battery powered drill wouldn't have done that

>>9299401
What is she laughing at

>>9299405
Probably a camgirl with one of those vibrators that activates with the sound of a gold donation.

>>9299405
the size of your penis

>>9299412
Oh she's having an orgasm. I wouldn't know what that looks like.

>>9298928
I was waiting for him to lose a finger

>>9299412
You seem very educated in the goings on of the cam community.

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>>9299168

Its how they kill the tape worms.

>>9299506
This picture makes me angry.

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>>9299510

Why?

>>9299480
Who hasn't checked out streamate while waiting for a vid to buffer on pornhub?

>>9299243
Heck yeah! There is never too much cheese.

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>>9299523

Lewd.

>>9299243
no

>>9299107
my god

>>9298896
>that fucking cheese throw

>>9299168
Dying the meat red

>>9298928
If he cut the think in half and put the flat side on the counter it probably wouldn't be too bad.

>>9299272
>wasting 200 calories on a regular soda when you could have 200 calories more of meat
Hmmm

>>9299893
12oz can of coke is 140 calories. 12oz can of diet coke is 0 calories.

>>9299950
That's pretty much my point?

>>9299387
Good thing I'm an eurofag

>>9299980
I suppose socialism is a viable alternative to moist meat.

>>9299427

obviously a fake one, don't worry.

>>9299107
what is that pastry called?

So where's the new content

>>9300055
chaussons aux pomme

>>9299011
the listeria really makes it pop!

>>9300062
thanks

Got an idea for some OC but I need someone to make it for me since I can't make webms

It would be taking the webm where Jack's son knocks over the stromboli boxes and putting it in front of the interview where he talked about choking his son so hard that his nose started bleeding

>>9300813

learn to make webms.

also without audio that's gonna be shit.

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>>9299401
She's laughing at all the retarded virgins who think their donations are causing her to orgasm.
The free market provides.

>>9300823
I've tried making them beforw, but the audio always seems to come out muted

>>9298697
i can smell the curry powder and shit from here

>>9299393
Her problem was that she didn't tie her fucking hair back

>>9299523
>waiting for a vid to buffer on pornhub
I live in a first world country though

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>>9300813

>>9299243
Ruined

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>>9299264

>>9299262
This shit gives me heartburn every time I watch it

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>>9298697

>>9299891
>If jack just did something the way he was supposed to do it

There's no point in speculating on the impossible anon.

>>9299888
Dub trips.

>>9301639
Looks pretty nice for a buffet.

>>9301680
It's Golden Corral.

>>9301766
where's the .txt

>>9299243
>make good looking burger
>turn into soggy mess

Why not just offer a shallow, wide bowl of cheese dip with it and tell people its intended to dip instead of making a fucking mess?

>>9301120

>who set the x-axis to fucking inverted?

>>9299523
>waiting for buffering
>2017

im sorry anon

>>9302176
>>9300898

he was clearly being colourful. why would you watch another streaming service while waiting for one to buffer?

>>9299262
I would eat all of this by myself easily.

>>9301951
Here you go mang
http://www.pjwnex.us/media/text/Golden_Corral.txt

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>>9301130

Is this a Dharma Initiative meal?

>>9299506
Kubz scouts o.o ?

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>>9298697
>new content addition
>posts old content
well I might as well follow suit :^)

>>9299387
This should be illegal.

>>9299168
Farm raised salmon is paler than wild caught so to compete they have to add a dye to make it look "normal." Still tastes fine to me

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>>9302444
aye

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>>9302444
please respect the feelings of the anti jack babies when the demand no jackposting, why give them the gift of papa Jack if they don't want it?

>>9300823
>webm

why is sound disabled on /ck/?

>>9303131
My sides every time.

>>9299257
WA LA!

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>>9298896
I see pineapple and I raise you watermelon

>>9302407
MRE, probably, and it looks like a canadian one, I guess

>>9302150
>encouraging double dipping

Fucking get the fuck out

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>>9303131

>>9303620
Canadian Individual Meal Pack Menu 17: Shepherd's Pie.

It's on the 2004 menu iirc.

>>9303148
Honestly jack is retarded but you can see he tries and does a good job ...for a retard

>>9298904
tissue roti, its a very thin, crispy flat bread, slightly sweet, eaten with curry/meat gravy or dal

>>9298928
jack is such a poor excuse for a man

>>9299262
>burnt lamb chop.webm

>>9299011
This is fucking insane....

>>9303148
It's not even that people hate jack webms, it's just the same 5 fucking webms in every thread for years now. It was funny and had shock value the first couple of times but after the 400th it's just "oh look, more shit i've seen that i'm just gunna scroll past again"

>>9298941
yeah, but its pretty unesecary and probobly costs more than the pastas actualy worth

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>>9303904
I'm not checking any of these, by the way

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>new content

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>>9303925
Looks like a borderline psychopath.
Would definitely wife.

>>9303925
now play with the tip

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>>9298948
Think about how I feel. I just caught up on GoT to watch Dickon get flambe'd and now somebody posts THIS.

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>>9303939
>>9303931
>what is she drinking, /ck/?

>>9303953
LC peach-pear?
muh dicc, now I know she's a freak.

>>9303897
Why boner?

>>9303925
>>9303953
Who is this?

>>9301766
Is Golden Corral considered any good?

Sorry, not American.

>>9304024
it depends

sometimes it can be decent

other times, i.e most the time, it's not

>>9298896
upvoted liked and shared

>>9303953
this webm makes me hard

>>9299168
Injecting water and sometimes blended trimmings to add weight.

>>9302457
>>9299888
The dye for farmed salmon is added to their food.

>>9299989
Implying they inject water into the meat to make it moist instead of just ripping off customers.

>>9301766
Really? I've never been there but I thought it was supposed to be shitty. That webm looks pretty good.

>>9303683

sauce?

>>9303907
OH MY GOD HE SERVED THE DRINK WITH A CIGAR!!! MADMAN!!!

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>>9301130
That's not MRE Steve, gtfo with this shit tier MRE review

>>9302150
>A shallow, wide bowl
A plate?

>>9300055
LOL

He never had a chaussons aux pommes.

>>9302444
I'm just all-around triggered by this guy:
>has cooking channel, but the basic concepts of cooking elude him
>looks like he has downs
>bites at food like he's a fucking snapping turtle
The last one gets me the most. Like, seriously. Just move the fucking food closer to your retarded mouth.

>>9298896
>>9303581
Are these from you suck at cooking?

>>9303917
Mr. Cold Hands