How many burgers or steaks will i get out of one of these baby deer?

>>9294435
With deer that size you'd be better off having the meat cured. You get more mileage out of it.

>>9294435
not enough to be worth it

>>9294435
Yo that's bad juju. Don't do that.

>>9294480
Why? They are an invasive species and on my property.

>>9294435
Do Americans really paint stripes on their lawns?

Leave bambi alone please

>>9294491
It's not paint, That's how wide my lawnmowers deck is. I go back and forth and it leaves the grass pointing the way i cut it (forward).

>>9294575
Do you mow swastikas in the lawn as well??

I bet you do you Communist!

>>9294602
Haha I bet she does. Black people are so weird

>>9294602
When I was a kid I would mow the front lawn wearing nothing but my sister's thong. And I did indeed mow a swastika once. My mom laughed when she saw it.

try milking it for urine.

>>9294435
you're this >>>9291255 guy aren't you?

>>9294435
I bet you can make a patty of each ear alone.

>>9294488
Save it until they're in season. Buy a license. It's only a few months away.

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>>9295569
>buy a license to hunt on your own property

It's illegal to hunt fawns. You can't get a permit for them. Taxidermists have to sell captive fawns but I can't remember if they are only allowed too if it didn't die on purpose or from neglect.

Also they aren't an invasive species in the US. That's not how invasive species work.

>>9294435
Venison's dear, isn't it?

>>9295569
But they will run away by then

>>9295807
Fine, they're undocumented deer

>>9295813
Depends, some of the cuts are quite cheap.

>>9295873
Ahoohoohoohoohoohoohoohoo!

>>9295693
A hunter's licence, not tags or permits. Idiot.

>>9294602
>Swastika
>communist

>>9296596
He has a point. In my state you don't need a license to hunt on your own property, but you do have to follow the regulations. There are no "tags" for any hunting except for migratory waterfowl.

>>9296685
kill all canadian geese please