Time for sad solo steak

hang it over a candle for 12 hours and it'll be perfect.

No time for that. Super hungry. Going to be lazy with veg.

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Soundtrack

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Veggiez

Inb4 oh noes mushroom stalks

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Avocado oil and a splash of red wine. Only salt so far.

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Lazy

>>9290872
>Avocado oil
why

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>>9290942
High temp

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Let this bad boy rest awhile.

>>9290942

Cilantro, marjoram, peanut oil!

>>9290997

That looks flayed, not seared.That looks like a dead baby chest peeled of its skin! Nothing should ever be red like blood.

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That's the way, uh huh uh huh...

>>9290997
Looks okay but you know you gotta post that money shot.

Regular cast iron skillet gives better sear

>>9291026
Those vegetables. What were you thinking?

>>9291026

That's prison food. No one deserves that.

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Nom nom nom

>>9291064
It's still raw. Ew.

>>9291086

It's not raw it's just poorly cooked. It essentially stewed in its own filth.

>>9291026
>>9291064
Would eat.

add 200 degrees of that thin beef.

>>9291064

You cook everything cold. Stop that. If you're going to fry anything it's 400d F to 600d F.

Stop fucking up your own food.

>>9291094
>>9291103
Yeah. Normally I would fire up the Kamado Joe and give it 30 seconds a side at about 550F. Just couldn't be bothered tonight.

>>9291088
I think I love you.

>>9291056
I am in my own personal solitary confinement this evening, so perhaps it is appropriate.

>>9291111

So you do know what you're doing. Okay. I shuttup shutting up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYa0jpGFUeY

>>9291064
not bad I would eat it, but looking at the original image, you did not do this steak justice

>>9291111

Honestly, I love this post. I can relax.

>>9290742
>all-purpose seasoning
All you need is salt and pepper. A LOT of pepper.
Also ditch the veggies and just use garlic and butter.

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>>9291156
I respect your preference. I eat a lot of steak, seasoned in many different ways, and this was my choice tonight. I will on occasion season it your way, particularly if I fancy a spot of pic related.

One of the few things the English actually do well.