Cook cringe thread

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This was posted on a FB Vietnamese food group.

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Just found his breakfast yesterday

>>9289276
>>9289252
Those eggs look pretty good desu. No McChicken, but still good.

>>9289272

I appreaciate his enthusiasm and this at least doesn't look like it could kill me. Would try one spoon.

and you're posting about it on a namibian bird drawing forum. sad

>>9289276

Is that charred spam

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>>9289284
P U S S Y
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>>9289272
Only looks bad because of the rice, makes it look like there's maggots in it. Probably tastes good though.

>>9289297
This.
>deride someone else as anti-social while being anti-social

>>9289276
>>9289252
So the difference is ketchup?

>>9289310
>defending normies
You fucking normie

>>9289312
It almost looks like BBQ sauce

>>9289289
Other than the shrooms and onions being a little underdone, I don't seen anything wrong.

>>9289318
>engaging in tribalism like the normies
You fucking ultra-normie

>>9289252
#wifey material is the usual name for these threads, good stuff OP

After a recent stint in some texas jails, this food looks good to me.

>>9289289
>din din

>>9289347
>implying you aren't doing the same exact thing
You fucking ultra mega cringe normie

>>9289252
Could be worse

>>9289386
I remember a while back I only had rice in the house for like a week. Just rice. At another time the only thing I could "cook" was a can of sweetcorn with a packet of beef soup mixed in.

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>>9289272
It looks like it's probably not awful, but this guy is way too proud of himself for taking 2 hours for what could easily be done better in 30 minutes. People who post mediocre food they made might as well be posting pictures of them tidying up the house or taking the next day shit, who gives a fuck, everyone eats, everyone shits.

>>9289252
>kek
>cringe
>social media screenshot
>>>/pol/
>>>/r/eddit

>>9289252
>lmao the cringe!! xD
>taking screenshots of a six minute old post

undertake some introspection, you weirdo.

>>9289407
And I bet you posted every amazing meal for the whole world to see.

>>9289272
>cooked in the rice

ew, this could have been miles better if it was served over rice

all he's doing if ruining the rice texture, but it sounds like a concept for something that could be a lot better

>>9289276
Why do faggots blog every uninteresting moment of their day like this?

>>9290115
Because weird people like op actually read it

>>9289952
>>9289989
>>9289272
I agree with you. If the rice were made appart and served it would look a lot better.

>>9289252
That's the average pinoy breakfast
>>9289302
yes

t. pinoy

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>>9289377
>he doesn't say din dins

>>9289407
Thats rough. I have rice, beans, lentils, potaoes, canned tomatoes, cooking oil, butter, flour, and yeast in my house and i freak out about not having food.

>>9289252
>>9290701
Filipinos should be gassed. Good thing their President is doing the job for them.

doxing became pretty frequent in seekay
i wonder whos behind it

>>9289289
Looks like someone was disembowled on that plate

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>food cringe
fuck your cringe, food gore is way better

https://vid.me/88XI8

https://vid.me/mmHZy

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>>9289252
>>9289276
>>9289306
None of this really counts as 'cringe' on this board. There's nothing remarkable or too out of the ordinary about his breakfast.

I'm sure this guy is a fag like you say, but that part is irrelevant unless it has to do with whatever or however he cooks and eats.

>>9289252
if you like to whatch cringe you become cringe. think about it. focus on the bright side. and science. fuck i love science.

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Not really something that was cooked but still cringe

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>>9291981

>>9289326
>pierogies
>nothing wrong

Check your grammar nigga

>>9291981
>eating just the meat
who would even think to blog this

>>9290115
for the same reason people like OP post it elsewhere and people like you reply to it, they're boring

>>9292012
A delusional fatty

>>9291981
So he bought a salad with an enormous amount of meat and cheese, and ended up eating only the meat and cheese portion.

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I want to believe this was done as a joke but I'm afraid to think it wasn't...

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>>9292086
Hownew.ru

>>9292117
the real cringe is all that shit he wrote

>>9292125
That is actually one of my comfort meals

>>9291919
>now melts!
Do Americans really eat this?

>>9292350
looks like shit

>>9292350
im lost id that pancakes in a soggy mess with ketchup?

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Ketsup n Rice (Dinner from a few nights ago)

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Soup

>>9292571

got really horny for a second because i thought it was an amputated arm

>>9292574
same here