I don't understand these. They are so tough they are inedible.

You dont eat the pods

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>>9285463
Dude I've forced myself to eat loads of these past couple days am I going to die

>>9285509
You dumb anon.

>in japan
>hook up with a qt on tinder
>go to an izakaya
>she orders edamame
>put a handful in my mouth

I realised straight away that you were not supposed to eat the pods but managed to swallow them and save face. still had sex with her. it was a learning experience.

>>9285509
You'll probably shit real gud.

>>9285509
No. Good source of fiber. Typical practice is to just suck out the beans and discard the pods though.

>>9285509

You are going to have very pleasant poops

Drink some water though

>>9285528
>>9285537
I actually have not shit for days

>>9286399
You're gonna die

>>9285509
It's only fiber. You basically ate the nutritonal value of a few ounces of wood. Nothing toxic about it, if that is what you meant.

>>9286399
eat more pods until you do

>>9285454
Allowed a friend to choose the appetizers at a Japanese restaurant. Paid seven dollars for a small plate of maybe ten beans, most of which consisted of inedible pod. Tasted bland and extremely lame, felt ripped off.
Garbage tier appetizers should be free. These should be lumped into the category of free, like some places serve unlimited peanuts in the shell, or some crappy bread and butter basket. Fill up on cheap garbage before your small portion of real food arrives, so customers dont leave still hungry. At least, that's what they're hoping.

>>9285523
>in japan
stopped reading there, fuck off weeb

>>9285454
you're supposed to boil them

>>9285523
Is it true that women there worship the big white cock?

>>9285509
Bait

Eat sugar snaps instead.

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>Go to sushi restaurant with girlfriend and her friends whom I've never met before
>They eat sushi all the time, this is my first time
>Edamame beans come out
>Think they're snap peas
>Eat one, pod and all
>Choke it down
>Everyone laughs at me
>Eat my sushi with a fork

>>9285509
Take beans out of pods
Boil in salted water for 3-5 mins (the beans, not the pods)
Strain and rinse with cold water
Fry some bacon cubes till golden brown
Add the beans for last 2 mins
Generous amount of black pepper
Go fo a bean to bacon ratio of about 3:1

>>9287608
>after dinner I watched my gf have a gang bang

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>>9287299
They all do

>>9285463
Of course you can eat the pods fag, they're delicious

>>9287608
>Waiter arrives with the wine
>put the cork on the plate
>Confused, I eat it.

>>9287668
Can't you just enjoy the soy beans on their own?
Maybe some garlic at the most.

>>9287771
Yes you can, dear anon. Yes you can.

>>9287608
Wew lad

>>9287771
>>9287831
the only thing that should be eaten with edamame is coarse sea salt. also cook it for only 3-4 minutes WITH the pods on. then shock cold, dry, and apply sea salt. they should be prepared to al-dente (crisp like you're eating lightly boiled peanuts) and peeled as eaten, not beforehand.

>>9288350
>peeled
Bruv, you just suck the beans out of the hairy sack.

>>9286647
yeah theyre supposed to be served as free appetizers anyway

>>9288350
>you must never try new things, it is forbidden

>>9289394
weebs gonna weeb