American Cheese Substitute

>>9285132
It simply depends on the milk used. Any cheese can be orange or yellow.

>>9285141
While I would like it to be orange, I'm more concerned with how it melts. American cheese melts the best.

>>9285132
monterey jack? you can get that in australia

>>9285132
brie is the best fight me

You gotta be kidding me. You really can't get it? That shit is basically non perishable, how can it not be in cane toad land?

>cheese

>>9285132
Don't you have hungry Jack's or whatever your bk is. Ask them.

>>9285154

DuPont cheese.

>>9285156
They make good cheese. I live 5 miles from where it's made, need anything?

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>>9285132
Consider this a cultural exchange, ausbro

http://www.onegoodthingbyjillee.com/2013/03/how-to-make-homemade-american-cheese.html

>>9285147
I've only been able to find that in hipster farmers markets. I'd rather something I can afford.
>>9285149
I don't know but it angers me
>>9285155
I do need a new job, so maybe I should try and work there and steal their cheese when they aren't looking.

>>9285164
I'll give this a shot, maybe with some food colouring. Thanks

Colby or Colby Jack cheese works fine.

>>9285132
For the past few years, I've pretty much have just used either pepper jack, monteray jack, or muenster for burgers; occasionally gouda, but gouda can be very overpowering

buy the absolute cheapest cheese you can find. kraft singles aren't really american cheese though, there's much bettter brands that have the same unique flavor.

real cheese...

>>9285345
>The European says for millionth time between his disgusting teeth, as though Americans don't know this

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what about this?

>>9285132
American here, and "American cheese" (for the most part) is nasty.

Smear some mustard on some provolone or pepper jack and BAM! you've got yellow cheese. You're welcome.

Suicide.

>>9285549
Generally I would agree, but I think if you wanted something flavorful like that you could just go for a more commonly available, sharper cheese.

American Cheese melts well and provides something else other than strong flavour, and it's hard to reproduce.

>>9285132
Cant we just ship you some cheese?

>>9285132
coles sells kraft single style "smoked cheese"

its like 3 dollarydoos or some shit

>>9285350
>COON
:thinking:

>>9287850
Thinken bout them coons

I think aldi sells that kind of cheese, not sure though

>>9285148
You forgot the 'smoked' part.

Do they sell canned cheese?
Same thing.

>>9287861
Smoked brie?
This I've got to try.

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>>9285147
you can get burger cheese from woolies now

Coles sells smoked sliced cheese that's pretty close

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>>9285132

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>>9287894

>>9287905
Fuckin oath

>>9287888
It's fucking delicious.

>>9285132
Buy sodium citrate powder online if you want the melty texture.

>>9287905
yeah thats the one

its about as dog shit as you wou would expect store brand cheese to be but it does the job

>>9287959
fucking Hipster

>>9285132
>cheese

>>9287905
This cunt knows what's up.

But seriously OP, why? Why have cheese that's shit on a burger? Just buy a fucking burger from Maccas or Hungry Jacks if you want shit cheese at a reasonable price.

Why not cut a huge fucking chunk of Mainland or King Island Blue and enjoy life?