Food Porn Thread

>>9281462
THIS is food porn??

>>9281466
Share your food porn anon.

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>>9281462

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>>9281471
Come on anon, get that weak shit outta here. We want food porn that would make the mods blush

Fucking board is full of prudes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4GQBB1FA4Y

Roasted baby pork so tender you can piece it with a plate.

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>>9281479
Okay

>>9281529
I've heard of apple bottoms but damn thats hot!

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>>9281462

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You are like little baby

>>9282253
what is wrong with this board?

>>9282320
Had two of them today. It's pure heaven.

>>9282374
Pure cuck

>>9282325
You're here.

>>9281462
Is this a thing? Putting chocolate sprinkles on pork belly?

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>>9283003
>chocolate sprinkles

>>9283003
If it's good enough for my belly, it's good enough for pork belly.

>>9282293
>(1.66 MB, 4032x3024)

>zoom in
>lick the screen

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Used to get this back in the day when I was a fat fuck.

Big Montana with Bacon & Cheddar

>>9282532
>pocket dog

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>>9281479
Consuming this will make most people red in the face.

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>>9281462
Tasty meme beef coming through!

>>9283009
Sorry faggot.
Actual DOP approved Pizza can only have one basil leaf.

Don't you know anything about Italian cooking?

>>9283104
Not gonna lie. That is some fucking glorious bark on that rib.

>>9283009

It would appear that some asshole in this picture is about to put a fork into this pizza. This doesn't appear to be a Chicago style pizza, so there is no reason to use a fork.

>>9283124
What cuts are those?

>>9283108
I just spilled horseradish in my pants from this.

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>>9281479
Oh, I won't the mods blush, I'll make them fucking SHOOT HOT CUM

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>>9283383
...

>>9283095
I eat the black packs as a snack all the time but the nuclear rapes my soul even diluted with cream. I thought I built a tolerance but NOPE

>>9283022
Photoshop/10

>>9283404
Just like real models.

>>9283095
Massive heat aside, it's pretty tasty though.

>>9283000
>That'll be $8
check, please

>>9282996
Is that fucking french fry pie?

>>9284046
theyre apples

>>9283030
>food porn
>food
>porn

>>9283101
still looks moist, though i prefer it at least med-rare

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>>9282996
>tfw I learned apples have hardly any flavor on their own
>tfw I learned that's why they're always mixed with cinnamon in recipes
>tfw I taste an apple pie for the first time afterwards
>tfw it just tastes like cinnamon

>>9285360
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/9545/mock-apple-pie/

>>9281462
Dump some more corn syrup on it, septic!

>>9283030

That's a lot of sauce anon

>>9283104
>posting clickbait from instagram

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>>9281854

>>9283000
Chill the cake and keep off the frosting and id take a bite.

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>>9283000
I've always wanted to try making ice cream cones. Not a big ice cream guy but these look like they would be so fucking good fresh

>>9283383
Absolute degenerate.

>>9283004
This is a thanksgiving dinner, right?

Can you explain to me what everything is? I'm a Britfag so I'm not familiar with all of your new world foods.

I see turkey with cranberry jelly... what's on the left, is that a bread roll with some butter on top of it? Then I assume in the top left is stuffing of some sort? Then mashed potato with gravy up top? Some black olives in the middle? On the right I see some bacon, and are those green beans? What's the crispy stuff in the top right?

>>9287052
The bacon, green beans, and fried onions (crispy stuff in the top right) are all part of the green bean casserole. Never cared for it myself desu.

Also I've never seen black olives for thanksgiving.

We call it cranberry sauce btw.

>>9283401
>eating instant ramen and adding cream
Why don't you eat real food?

>>9283108
>falling for the "filet mignon is a meme" meme

>>9283383
>>>/wsg/1824260

YOU'RE GONNA SHOOT HOT CUM

EVERYWHERE

>>9284656
probably because it's a roast, not steak ya dumb fuck

>>9283010
wholesome

>>9283030
>i've only been with a couple of other guys :)

>>9285360
>apples have hardly any flavor on their own
>junkfood-addicted fatty detected with dead tastebuds

>>9286385
Well look up a recipe and try it, they're the easiest shit.

>>9282325
for me, it's the mcchicken meme

>>9289474
I know you're memeing but it's kind of annoying that people believe this.
I dated a nearly virgin girl with roast beef flaps and another who'd had four kids with a tiny innie.

>>9290052
>nearly virgin roast beef flaps

Ah, the days of youth and yore! To be one-and-twenty: "The heart out of the bosom, Was never given in vain..."

>>9290316
Wow, autism speaks.

>>9287052
That would be green bean cassarole. Not always the prettiest looking thing, but it's super tasty. Green beans, cream of mushroom, something luke ham or bavon, and fried onion strings on top

>>9290346
>autism speaks

Nah, A.E. Housman, tbqh senpai.

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Who here /chicharrones4lyfe/? Literally the only thing I miss about living around Mexicans.

>>9290423
is that a dry piece of meat or a cinnamon bun

>>9290429
why don't you google it, flyover

>>9290467
man, try to make a little joke and you get all defensive, coastfag

>>9290521
That's not even a coast thing though.

>>9290595
Only coastfags call others flyovers

>>9287143
>falling for the "filet mignon is a meme" is a meme meme

>>9286385
I used to work at an ice cream shop as a kid and making the cones was my favorite task. It's pretty easy, you just have to work fast as you only have ~5-10 seconds to get the hot waffle shaped. They are absolutely better fresh, and the cooking smell is lovely.

>>9286385
I thought these were pencil tips at first.

>>9291191

>spaghetti alla dog feces

OP asked for food porn, not food scat porn, retard

>>9281529
kurva anyátok

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>inb4 white bread

>>9292861
> Lagunitas Little Sumpin' Sumpin'
>Stash

Really good beers to pair with barbecue; hops are the best antidote to rich meat. Personally, I'd pick something even stronger, like Ruination or Hi-Res.

>>9283146
Neopolitan style pizza in Italy is eaten with a fork and knife you fucking pleb

>>9292861
>IPA

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>>9293059

>>9283030
Why do you hate yourself so much?

>>9289474
The important thing is that you tried to make a joke.

>>9281466
it gave me an erection so yes

>>9292861
White bread is the only acceptable bbq bread.

>>9292861
god I wish that were me

>>9293249
Okay,, that is just really fucking pretty.

>>9289474
kek, I laughed anon, don't let these other guys get you down

>>9292861
>look how manly we are with our unfinished floor, flannel style shirt, rags hanging on metal, ratty metal table, lots of MEAT, and our bitter IPA beers. Let's watch the sportsball game together guys!

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Gf made this for me like a month ago. Fries, cheese, ground beef, chicken, ketchup and her judging eyes

>>9293373

my girlfriend is better than yours

>>9293373
I forgot, bacon bits

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>>9293340
I wonder who could be behind this post...

>>9293388
"No"

>>9293373
Yuck.

>>9285360
what the hell are you talking about

>>9293650
probably a flyover who has only had mealy gross flyover apples

whenever friends and family visit me in the northeast they freak out at the fact that apples actually taste good

>>9283383
Disgustaang!

>>9283108
i dont get it, its undercooked meat with a1 sauce.
how is that good

I bought a big slab of Picanha meat today, what should I do with it to be worthy of posting here later?

I got a Sous Vide, should I just plop it in there for a few hours in 55c/131f ? Usually turns out good with other beef.

>>9290012
The best meme ever™

>>9282688
OWND BTFO!!! GOTTEM

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>no webms

>>9282532
i got a boner and not because i was thinking of food but something else

>>9295066
I too, wish someday to develop heart disease

>>9283146
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my best to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>>9283103
chicharones?

>>9293950
the sticker on the knife is triggering me

>>9295418
Developing old aged alzheimer's is God's way of telling you you were too stupid to eat yourself to death in due time

>>9283004
>just four black olives sitting in the middle of the plate

Jesus

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>>9281529
Where is your god now?

>>9282320
>half as filling as any other burger they have
>25 cents cheaper

>>9283000
Only vanilla is acceptable

>>9283004
You know how I know you're white?

>>9283104
How small is that person?

>>9294187
It's not undercooked, you can clearly see the outside is browned

>>9293659
>mealy gross flyover apples
fuck you man Michigan produces the world's best flavor apples.
The shit from the northeast is trash in comparison. That guy is just a junkfood addicted fatty.

>>9293340
>trying this hard

>>9293340
spot on post.

>>9293945
>I love getting wrinkly fingers because I spend half the time having to lick/wipe them and look like a slob

>>9295698
Stickers are meant to be kept on cooking knives, as they trap in the flavour of past food which it has cut

>>9295066
that's delicious food but those hands deliberately bullies the food and it makes me concerned.

>>9295750
If you don't know how to use a paper towel correctly, you might be the slob here anon.

>>9295748
QUICK:
>hsp and kebab
>cheaper
or
>pizza and lasagna
>more variety of flavour

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>>9293340

>>9293340
They all sucked each other's cocks afterwards, which kind of negates the manliness thing. They're Texans after all

>>9293373
Uh, anon, why did you bring a plate of fries into your car?

>>9295418
>haha ya dude you eat a whole menu of barbecue and sides every day

Also, the heart disease thing is a little bit more complicated.

I bring rice with me Everytime I eat at a barbecue place, is that okay

This is what a food porn thread looks like on modern day /ck/.
Maybe 10 tantalising pictures out of 150 replies.
I know all people do is bitch about this board these days but considering the absolute state of this place I'd say its justified.
Inb4 shut up and contribute, I'm not about to start up my computer just to try to save this mess.

>>9295794
Za' and La'.

>>9296046
Unfortunately this. Completely and wholeheartedly agree. I used to like food porn threads and have started and contributed to a lot of them. This is fucking pathetic though.

>>9295066
>posting this burnt shit every time

>>9294403
There's no shot of black in that post.

>>9286385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1I9WVCvcxE

>>9281471
>15/16 oz, 27 grams
What the fuck kind of serving size is that?

>>9297487
American childhood standard, commie.

>>9293214
Baguette is better

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>>9290316

>>9290423
where can I find these in Chicago? They only have the shitty ones here. not the legit shit.

>>9298907
pretty much anywhere on the west side? Have you even tried looking? I mean fuck just google mexican market chicago or something

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Make way, make way

>>9299046
corned beef ruebens are so fucking good

>>9283104
Is that a dinosaur rib?

>>9299046
that does look good. i think ill pick one up tomorrow

>>9296588
Nigga the best smoked brisket looks like a meteorite. You obviously don't have an eye for BBQ, much less smoking meat.

>>9292931
oh man the ruination, I enjoy torpedo more.

>>9293062
dont worry anon, when you're older you'll understand.