Captains log Stardate 67890002. Today the crew ran low on the refreshing taste of Diet Pepsi. Set phasers to flavour and set cord intakes to taste because we are taking this ship to the Pepsi Galaxy. That's a whole galaxy of Pepsi flavour. Beam me up to amazing low calorie goodness. Diet Pepsi
Is there anything better than the crisp clean taste of Diet Pepsi?
>>9280151
Yes, regular Pepsi
>>9280151
67890002 is August 27, 69859 6:21 PM, and the Pepsi galaxy is in the Bullet Cluster, which is unreachable in 67,000 years even going at warp 9. The cruising speed of the Enterprise D is warp 8.
Foolish human.
>>9280151
The Federation was not capable of intergalactic travel except by accident with the help of Wesley's lover.
Hello there, Captain Michael Peppard.
The refreshing GOOLDEN taste of Inca Kola cannot be defeated by Diet Pepsi.
>>9280170
I'm pretty sure they just invented Q to create filler episodes when the sets and costumes they wanted were already booked for other shows, and they had to make do with something random
Since John DeLancie, Jr. was a pretty decent actor he accidentally turned into a real character and they had to stick with it
>>9280197
Anything is possible when you pair the taste of an ice-cold Pepsi with your favorite Yum! Brands meal!