Cooking red flags

>>9278889
>he makes threads on an autistic cooking board
>he uses dick cheese in his mac n cheese

>he's OP
>he's a faggot

>he still eats solid food

>>9278889
>he asks you to cook for him
>he complains about the food
>he takes you to an expensive restaurant as as surprise and informs you you are splitting the bill
>he won't cum in your smoothie

yipes.

>>9278889
>the autistic chef in his natural habitat

Sage

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>>9278919
>he doesn't understand how saging works
Let me guess, you can't cook for shit.

>>9278932

kys

>not growing and milling your own grains
>2011

>>9278918
>Expecting others to take care of your bill
Woman? Or just self centered?

>>9278889
>he cooks

you fucking pleb.

you need to eat fastfood everyday until you die from a heart attack.
that's where is at

>>9279023

>relying on a woman for your basic survival

Yes very manly.

>>9279023
I'd bet good money that no woman has cooked your dumb ass a meal since childhood. Not counting the girls that work at Taco Bell or wherever.

>>9280348
>>9280382
>upset gay sons of single mommy

>>9279023
Fuck off, /pol/

>>9279313
If you invite, you pay. Otherwise I'd be home eating $2 of ingredients. I'm only there because you wanted to eat shitty restaurant food.

Reposting because the reply was valid and on topic (mods/janitors this isn't /b/ and you don't get to delete things just because they hurt your effeminate, son of single mommy feelings):

>>9278889 (OP)
>he
I think the bigger red flag is that he's a male and he's cooking. That's women's work. Stop being effeminate just because you were brainwashed by jews and feminists.

>>9278889
Yup
I use good quality local butter
Why would you do this?
I freeze leftover stock
Implying canned tomatoes/tomato paste aren't better than anything you could make from fresh tomatoes 80% of the year
Yup
Most things don't need cheese and don't benefit from cheese
Yup
Eh most people don't, it's a huge plus if they do though
Plastic for butchery, wood for everything else.

>>9278889
>Irish butter

Dumb anime poster!!

>>9278889
>she goes on /ck/

>>9278889
>he doesn't can his own stock
>he owns anything in tin cans
You just contradicted yourself.

>>9283752
you're supposed to can it and then put it under your pillow for the stock fairy

>>9278889
>he doesn't have his own sourdough starter
Waste of flour, you have to keep feeding that shit forever. Dry yeast lasts by itself.

>>9282093
>(mods/janitors this isn't /b/ and you don't get to delete things just because they hurt your effeminate, son of single mommy feelings):
LOL
are you this assmad that they're doing their jobs and keeping your low effort shitposting off our swedish tapdacing picture blog?

>>9278889
I can tell from your post you're not American. So that's my red flag to know not to even post.

So basically all your red flags can be summed up with
>he isn't a flaming faggot

>>9279313
In his defense if someone invites you out, there's an expectation that they're paying for you. Otherwise it's just
>I'm going to the diner but you can come along if you want.

>>9282093
>reply was valid and on topic
>/pol/ shit
You're gonna get banned for reposting your stupid shit here.

>he still uses a plastic cutting board
The only one I don't do anymore. How fucked am I /ck/?

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>>9278889

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tglNuzSuOMU&feature=youtu.be&t=409

>>9278889
>he doesn't use some kind of cheese in all his recipes

I have none of the red flags since I "do" when you say "doesn't," or "don't" when you say "does" except for the cheese one since I don't put cheese in every dish. I'm pretty sure you phrased that wrong since it's the sure sign of an ignorant, whitetrash plebe if they do, and the other items are the contrary.

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>>9278889
I'm allergic to noodles and bread though

>>9285599
>everything that indicts me is /pol/
Stuff it in a sack.

>>9278889
Is this bait? Or you looking for that meme huggin hipster boyfriend??

>Plastic cutting boards are the most sanitary

>He doesn't grow his own vegetables
>He doesn't raise, slaughter, and butcher his own animals
>He doesn't forge his own chef's knife out of iron he personally extracted from the earth

>>9288630
My neighbor forged his own kitchen knife out of a railway spike.
That's technically extracted from the earth, no?