Fully automated ice. No more irksome human interaction.

>>9278648
>No more irksome human interaction.
and it's autism

>>9278648
Bums and hookers always approach me when Im getting twice the ice. I just chuck a hunk at them and run.

who comes up with this shit

They're handy because you can buy ice 24/7

>>9279269

Who the fuck needs ice 24/7??

Are you harvesting kidneys from the bums & hookers that hang around those places?

>>9279278
>He's never had a ice cube BJ from a qt grill at 4am
Start living life

>>9279278
Going to someone's house with a cooler full of beers or going fishing or live in your car and need a way to keep stuff cool.

>>9279254
Weird. That ice blowjob is more common than I figured

I like them because you get the $1 coins as change. I'll pay with a $20 bill, get my bag of ice and get 18 $1 coins and a quarter back. At least once a week some gas station attendant will try telling me it isn't money when I try paying with them.

>>9278648
What if a masked man pisses in the container?

>>9279278
...maybe.

>>9280022
American education system everyone

>>9280815
Nope
gas station attendants don't want to be bothered with coins
They would sooner destroy your fuel filter than they would allow you to give them a quarter to cover the few cents past the last dollar.

>>9279278
>Are you harvesting kidneys from the bums & hookers that hang around those places?
No, but that sounds like a quick way to get money.

>Buy all the ice from the machine and store it in a cooler right next to the machine
>Sell it for twice as much and people will have no choice but to buy it from you
this is how you defeat automated ice

>>9280897
Lol that's pure capitalism.

>>9280876
Wtf, past gas attendant speaking here, unless you pay with a zip lock bag of coins, there isn't a problem

>>9279278
>he doesn't know about mini lobster season

>>9279278
What is second shift
What is third shift
My god it's like someone has never had a job.

On the other (same?) hand, these seem convenient.