Impress Ramsay

Sorry chef all I have is some tendies in the freezer and a jar of artichoke hearts

>>9277350
some girl on master chef jr rolled 1 ingredient an d it was aspergers. she made the best dish out of all of them using only aspergers. can't be that hard to impress him.

>>9277362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v_4O44sfjM

imagine banging her daughter without a rubber and when ramsay sees it

"it's fucking raaawwww!'

>>9277350
sopa de macaco

I would make a seasoning of flour, breadcrumbs, salt pepper and a bit of turmeric, then take a dump and roll the log in seasoning, then fry in some olive oil till crispy.
While the turd is resting, I would quickly go to my sleeping wife and remove her menstrual cup, and empty her period blood into a little pan, with some butter, salt, and abit of red wine, and simmer for a few minutes to thicken it up. I would then artfully drizzle the sauce over the fried log and serve it to Gordon.
The pot of boiling water is for his head if he dislikes my meal.

>>9277485
Better answer than I expected writing this desu

>>9277485
>he played with his own shit
shameful desu

>>9277369
>aspergers
What kind of dish did she make?

"Waitress... this water is wet... look at it. Wow."
*pours water on floor*
"Just like piss. Where is the chef?"

>>9277735
"Where do you get your ice, is it locally grown?"
"it's...frozen"
"Fockin hell"

Gonna try my hand at a carbonara. I have some eggs and parmesan in the fridge and bacon in the freezer. I know it's not pecorino or pancetta, but what can you do.

>>9278138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AAdKl1UYZs

>>9278102
"You're serving up utter SHIT in here, don't lie to me!"
"I think the ice is good"
"It's FROZEN! You don't serve frozen bloody food in restraunts!"
*walks on top restraunt floor to talk to customers*
"Everyone, that ice in your glass is frozen. Don't eat any more, we're closing down."

>>9278138
Dangit dude now I want italian

>>9277369

this right here, along with the VERY limited amount of content i was able to view and sit thru makes me absolutely fucking dispise it

ill stick to HK which is atleast 95% actual chefs trying to win and probably 2-3 plants who get chosen just to create some buzz the first few episodes

the best part about HK (After just finishing season 12 and working on 13) is that each season the best person always wins and the bullshit gets cut out quick

sure sometimes theres 3-4 bullshit ppl but you just know they'll be cut eventually and you look forward to that

also after the first few seasons Ramsay broke tradition and started cutting ppl to bypass teams attempt to put a great guy up there an get eliminated, sometimes even on the team who won

thats what makes this the best going reality show ever imho

he doesnt give a fuck if a nigger makes the final
or if one of each race

shit he kicked a fucking guy with autism and a growth spurt issue out in like season 4 or 5 in the early episodes