condiment war

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Personally, I like to shove each individual hotwing into my urethra.

FRIES are best dipped in a mcflurry
fuck your britshit

Fresh lemon juice > than all

>>9275801
mcflurry is not a condiment.
you fucking plum.

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>>9275792
>fish & chips
this is the only condiment you should be having

>>9275886

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7N8fG8gfZY

In all honesty, Kraft Tartar sauce was the best back in the 90s before they added some gelatinizing horse hoof jelly.

Now it just makes me burp, so I make my own that's better. But it is, hands down, the best condiment.

It's not real fish and chips unless you've got some chicken salt you cunts

>>9275886
no offense but i would rather slurp toe juice

>>9275910
>fish and chips
>chicken salt
this is against god

>>9275807
Yes it is.

>>9275919
No.

Mayo

>>9275935
pearl get out

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>>9275792
Nothing better than a potato salad

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>>9275935

>>9275910

desiccated genital hobo flakes or go home.

y whypipo luvv mayo so much?

>>9275940
i have never been so insulted

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>>9275935
Close but no cigar

Ranch is the best for dipping, especially fried, things in

Cool/cream taste like mayo that nicely compliments the heavy salted fried/grease taste, but also is more milky and fluid than mayo which provides a lighter coating/texture, and actually adds seasonings into the mix for a taste sensation

Ranch is great and best condiment and only hipsters say otherwise

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>>9275792
>ops feel when ketchup has vinegar in it.

>>9275977

That Hidden Valley is your groin.

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>>9275985
you WHAT

>>9275886
Tartar sauce is fucking godly with calamari.

>>9275792
I'm still bitter about the existence of the "best" fish & chips shop in my city that only offers white vinegar. Staff gave me an annoyed look when I asked for malt vinegar and told me they don't have it. Fuck you, Anchor Fish & Chips.

>>9276004
To be fair, most fish and Chip shops don't have malt vinegar, just fake shit

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at least we can all agree that wedges belong with sour cream

>>9276015
Sour cream is like a rotting vagina.

>>9276009
I know like several burger places that do Malt Vinegar as an option for condiments there's absolutely no excuse for a Fish N Chips place to not have that as an option they're most likely a shit chain.

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>>9276015

mix french onion soup mix into sour cream for a great onion dip.

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>>9275990

>>9276023
DARET?

>>9276018
im sorry you know what that tastes like

>>9276044

There's a lot of 5 year olds that can only eat hot dogs and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches here.

>>9275928
yes

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>>9276059
no

>>9275792
>not chippy sauce

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>>9275792
Just don't use heinz, even if you're in the states. Pic related is one of the better brands I've tried.

>>9276384
never heard of it. thought it was dr pepper for a minute

>>9276086
yes

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Aioli

>>9276812
Boy.

>>9275792
chilimayo with chips > all

>>9275801
i suppose you call steakcut, beer batter, and wedges "fries" as well? no. fuck you

>>9276019
Most places have malt flavouring here in the uk because vinegar contains alcohol and muslims won't go to a fish and chip shop if it has vinegar. The shops do it to increase sales even though it makes them assholes to a purist.

Luckily i live down the road from one of the UKs best fish and chip shops and they don't play those games.

>>9276867
gril

>>9276846
>posting the same disgusting mayo from the other thread

>>9277372
Too bad that won't last for much longer when they decide to outlaw alcohol. Have fun U.K. anon.

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>>9275792
Aside from hot sauce, condaments are shit. Ill take my fries seasoned without the childish dippings sauce, thanks.

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Last New Year's Eve I met out with online friends and the guy hosting us took us to an American style diner. Pretty good shit with an affordable price, but the thing that caught my attention the most was the small cup of sour creme that I dipped a curly fry into. I immediately fell in love with sour cream. I'll take it over ketchup anyday now, if only I could find it in stores.

>>9275792
That's true. Because ketchup is the worst condiment ever created.

>>9275792
>vinegar w/ chips > ketchup
> Not adding salt and vinegar, then dunking them in ketchup
Although really good chips don't need ketchup. They should be crispy outside and still soft and moist inside, with the fish also retaining plenty of moisture.

The real question, however, is thus:
What is the best non-fish non-ships item at the chippy?
Battered sausage for me.

>>9278139
>Great Britain only has a 5.4% Muslim population but their Constitution has been replaced by Sharia law with all of the food and drink restrictions.

You wat?

Hot sauce you fool

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If you don't stop. This

>>9276054
i thought you were going to say there's a lot of 5 year olds with rotting vaginas you've ate.

>>9278460
anon....no...

why not use both?

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>>9279545

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>>9275795
sounds challenging my man, and mayhaps a little to hot for me

>>9279578
DELETE THAT IMAGE RIGHT NOW

>>9275792
mix mayo, ketchup and horseradish aka zesty sauce from BK

Gravy/curry sauce > everything else with chips.

>>9275792
Garlic yogurt is the best condiment for fries.

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Just use nothing but salt you fucking mongols

>>9280123
why do you hate flavour

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>>9275792

>>9275792
brother

>>9275792
i like a bit of garlic mayo, but salt and vinegar is classic

>>9275792
ever buy the "chip shop vinegar" chippies sometimes sell? It's the bomb.

>>9276384
yeah it's pretty great

>>9280181
i dip fries in ice cream whenever i go to wendys

>>9276384
Dr. Pepper is not a condiment you fat autist

>>9278297
Look near dairy and eggs. Unless your not in America then I guess your fucked

>>9278297

how the hell is sour cream a rarity? Do you live in Burkina Faso? Take sour cream, mix in Lipton French Onion Soup mix and you have a dip for fries, chips, any fried carb.

>>9275792
strawberry milkshake and chips from mc'd > everything else

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>>9275792
>Did someone say... Condiment War?

>vinegar vs vinegar with sugar and salt and red food colouring