what is the consensus on the Sloppy Joe?

>>9274394
Comfy as fuck. Needs toasted bread and should be served open faced with a knife and fork.

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>>9274394
For me it is the Sloppy For Me™

>>9274394
I've had these planned for tomorrow for the last couple of days. I can't wait.

I steam the buns, though.

>>9274394
Ha, I add homemade Sloppy Joes with Cole slaw for dinner this evening.

Love em, and I like em just the way >>9274400 described. Though I make mine abit more savory with a little hot sauce, as opposed to overly sweet with too much brown sugar.

Per every pound of ground meat :
3/4 cup of ketchup
8 dashes of Louisiana hot sauce
1 tsp brown sugar
1 tsp dry mustard
1/2 tsp garlic powder
1/4 cup diced green bell pepper
1/4 cup diced onion
1/4 tsp cracked black pepper

Simmer in meat, at medium heat for atleast 30 minutes.

in my opinion it has to have a token amount of corn kernels in it

(is that normal or only something weird they did in my house?)

>>9274532
Never known of anyone doing it that way, but you like what you like.

People often looked at me oddly when my ma would sometimes put diced potatoes in our chili.

>>9274532
We had a version called the Sloppy Ernest where you'd replace the beef with corn. It was pretty shitty.

I made sloppy joes for dinner tonight

how did you know anon

>make your standard Joe recipe
>for every pound you'll want a 3rd of corn beef hash
>shape the hash into a patty and fry it in a pan until dark brown on both sides
>lightly brush the top with honey mustard and just a smidge of horseradish
>place the hash patty on the bottom of the lightly toasted bun and throw your Joe on top

It looks and sounds nasty as hell, but you'll thank me for it

>be me, age ~13ish
>hate sloppy joes at home bc my mom only ever makes them by putting sloppy joe mix with fatty ground beef on a bun
>go to friend's house one day
>"hey anon we're gonna hang at my grandma's house and have dinner there"
>okay, whatever, he has another xbox there
>grandma makes sloppy joes for dinner
>oh fuck it's gonna be bad
> it has actual vegetables in it
>corn and onions and bell pepper and mustard
>actually tastes like something other than beef with tomato-flavored glue
>one of the best sandwiches pre-pubescent me had ever experienced
>8 years later, friend's grandma still makes sloppy joes whenever I happen to go there

sloppy joes are pretty dank

Mince sandwich?

Tramp food.

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>AMERICANS ACTUALLY EAT THIS

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

*breathes*

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAVE YOU DISGUSTING OBESE SUBHUMANS STOPPED EATING LITERAL DIARRHOEA YET?

>>9275894
mmm i love the feel of warm hot diarrhea in my mouth

It's just not as good without diced green peppers. The addition of a teaspoon of raw oats is a good trick to thicken it up.

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>>9275894
> stupid foreigner tries talking about chili in a sloppy joe thread.

They're not the same thing, ya know. And while the chili on those burgers would be better off in a bowl than on a bun, it's nonetheless still delicious.

And at least we're beyond eating pies with fish heads sticking out of them..

>>9276599
The pie is made in like one tiny village as a meme tradition

Sloppy joes are eaten nationwide and available in a bunch of mainstream chains and schools

>>9275894
it looks the same going out

>>9276607
Yeah, nice. Sloppy Joes aren't chili though. It's not too different than Sheperd's Pie filling.

>>9274394
That's known as an Honest Maurice in my state.

>>9276599
Stargazy pie actually takes skill and hard work, it also tastes a million times better than ground beef and corn syrup.

>>9274394
Americans need to be banned from this board

>>9276616
This is true.

It's a tomato beef and veggie mince served on a bun.

What is so offensive about that.

>>9274495
hi Joe

>>9275894
>>9276607
>>9276661
>>9276668


See

>>9276680
You faggots are literally trying to make fun of a hamburger with extra sauce.
You couldn't grasp for more straws even if you had just dropped a box of straws on the ground.

>>9275894
By putting in a reasonable amount of meat.

Nuke America.

>>9274394
Not a huge fan. I don't mind eating them if they're being served somewhere for free, but I don't ever go out of my way to acquire them.

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>>9276668
>>9276727

>telling americucks to be banned for sloppy joes
>yet this shit exists

Glass houses, faggot.

Humble, tasty, affordable, and comfy. 10/10.

>>9274529
>no mustard
Looks pretty tasty though

When I make it and need to stretch it out or make myself feel like less of a fat fuck, I add diced veggies like courgette, tomatoes, carrots....anything really. They add a bit of color to a dish that looks more or less like chili. Plus, best served on toasted buns, rolls or baguettes.

I'm making sloppy joes tonight. No vegetables -- only meat. Gonna deep fry some curly fries for a side.

>>9274394
Add shitty processed cheese and it brings me back to my white trash/trailer park days of comfy shitty food, but the only thing my mom cooked that was edible

>>9277210
>I'm making sloppy joes tonight. No vegetables -- only meat. Gonna deep fry some curly fries for a side.

You know what anon, between this thread and the curly fry thread; i think im going to do the same thing tonight

>>9274394
I love Sloppy Joe's but they're are too easy to eat. It's like eating baby food. You don't even hardly have to chew. I always end up eating more than I should and am still left feeling hungry, which always leaves me disappointed.

it's like someone sharted between 2 buns

>>9275894
That's Chili you uncultured swine.

>>9278447
technically everybody who sharts does it between 2 buns

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>>9274394
>>9275894
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>>9274394
So it's basically chilli in a bun and Americans get on us britbongs for having the odd chip butty when you're a poor fag. This is literally just tomato sauce and fucking mince despite what >>9274529 has deluded himself into thinking, then again anyone on this smug fartsniffing board can allegedly roll shit in glitter.