Rate my steak/10 first to start off, special seasonings

>>9272944
this is already good

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>>9272944
looks a little bland.

>>9272944
>those poor people spices/condiments

Wanna know how I know you can't cook?

>>9272955
I-Its that cooker well done?

>>9272978
a bit over medium id say dunno tastes good.

>>9272944
Literally fucked it up....All a steak needs is salt, pepper, butter, garlic, and thyme. Also you overcooked the shit out of it

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>>9272955
>Well Done
>Steak Sauce
>A retarded amount of spices and seasonings
I KNOW THIS IS BAIT BUT I'M STILL MAD ANYWAYS

>>9273034
It had potential like the dessert ramen, but OP blew his load too early.

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>>9272944

Looks Good

I hope those things were spoiled

>>9272968
5th Season shit isn't that bad. Stop being so pretentious.

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final product

best 40oz malt liquor

>>9274409
yea st ides is great

>>9274409
It's alright but I prefer Colt 45 when I'm feeling cheap as fuck.

>>9274477
What about 2 zig-zags?

>>9274398
it honestly looks terrible and I'm not generally mean

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>>9274483
Baby that's all we need

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>>9272944
Ho fuck, they make spicy Montreal steak seasoning?

>>9274398

I would have cooked it a bit more (you don't want to get sick) and perhaps seasoned more as well, but that's just a personal preference. Looks good OP, enjoy!

>>9274510
how so?

>>9274398
Looks good, no sarcasm.

Actual feedback: Marinate the steak in a ziplock bag overnight with the spices you used to get more out of them. It seems a little overcooked, take it off the heat about 30 seconds after you see the blood rising out and let it sit for 1 min on the pan before serving.

>>9272944
>That industrial shaker of cayenne pepper that you stole from the restaurant you work at

Your life must be awful.

>>9274398
>dog meat
>using steak sauce
>malt liquor

This thread is worse than the fast food ones.

>>9272944
>malt liquor

NIGGER DETECTED

>>9274522
>too much seasoning
>overcooked
>A1

>>9274768
I'm white

>>9274398
Holy shit, you resorted to stealing a golf range ball basket from a golf driving range! That's the same level of thought a pack of feral nignogs had when they stole my neighbor's flagpole from his yard for the scrap metal value.

You fucking piece of shit.

>>9275048
I asked you to review my steak not my decor moron

>all that cayenne
Thar doesn't look good for you Chef John

>>9275329
it blackens it and comes out amazing

you forgot the old bay seasoning

and you used A1 instead of ketchup, thats a glaring mistake

Why so many duplicate ingredients? It looks like you're trying to clean out your spice rack

>Adobo contains salt, onion powder, garlic powder and cayenne.
>Montreal contains garlic powder, cayenne and salt
>Cajun contains salt, garlic powder, onion powder, cayenne pepper

0.5/10

>>9275397
gives it a spicy blackened taste thats why

>>9274398
Would eat but would have more shit on the side instead of 1 and a half bites of broccoli

>>9274576
Wtf i can buy those from my local Hispanic grocery

>>9272944
>Goya adobo
My grandma would slap the shit out of you op

>>9272944
Do you have any idea what were the actual spices that you put on there? Each one of those is a mix of at least 5 different spices...

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>>9274398
Looks better than I thought it would.

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>>9275402
With the amount of pepper you used, can you even taste the other seasonings?

>>9275755
Looks something like this

>>9272968
also those god awefully instagram*tm placed gas station sunglasses

>>9274398
why would you show us after you shit it out!?

>>9278717
That plate would go for 50 bucks at a nice restaurant

>>9278735
you're a deluded mess

>>9278756
No im not jerkoff

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Moooooo!

>>9278789
you're a nigger

>>9272944

every spice in mom's cabinet/10

>>9278812
Im white you fucking faggot

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>>9272944
>>9274398
Good job, OP.
Fuck the haters. Good on that broccoli, too.

>>9278827
mexicos and allahu akbars arent white your dumb dumb

Excellent taste in malt liquor

I'm more of a King Cobra man myself