how to stop people from stealing food from you thread

Shoot him in the head.

>>9271568
no violence and confrontation please those things will not work

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piss in it

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>>9271600
who is this beautiful girl?

>>9271559
Dissolve estrogen tablets in the milk jugs and then marry your sister when he turns 18.

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ask your brother to kindly stop drinking all your milk and suggest going in on some items you both consider "pantry" #quenchhisthrist

>>9271559
Buy more milk.

>>9271559
Kill yourself for being a whiny bitch

>>9271559
Shit in the milk.
Then brush his teeth with a dog brush

>>9271559
1. Put dick in milk carton
2. Take picture of dick in milk carton.
3. Wait for him to drink from milk carton.
4. Show him picture.

>>9271714
What if that's his kink ha..ha

>>9271706
This. Have a conversation with him. Will probably solve the problem.

>>9271559
Put a drop of red food coloring in the milk and write special milk on it.

No way in hell would i drink milk with a slightly red tint and have special milk written on it.

If that don't work have two jugs the one in the front mix white pepper into it and the jug in the back is yours.

>>9271580
No siblings detected.

>>9271720
Then you can proceed for wincest :)

>>9271559
EVERYONE, this BRO doesn't stop shit when told to stop shit,
THEREFORE FOOD WARFARE!!!!!!

Hide Resources, get ultrapasteurized milk in cartons to hide large volume NOT in expected resource station. Put in Drinking or even NONDRINKING containers that hide/don't show its full of milk.
ALWAYS leave a jug of milk with RANCID MILK, barely any of it of course to CONDITION TO GET THEIR OWN MILK.
Watch your back because BRO will watch you for milk incoming usability for a while.

Direct poisoning of resources WILL lead to retaliation and confrontation. Someone destroying a body of water that a neighboring country is drilling water from will lead to both direct and indirect conflict. Making it look like said body of water dried up and became algae tainted won't cause immense intelligence gathering.

>>9271559
Put a label on it that says "I stuck my dick in this"

PS: Make sure to stick your dick in it. you may need to chub up a bit first to get it through the hole

>Don't drink because
Adding because to a request is a neat psychology trick, it makes people more likely to adhere to your requests because that's how our brains work; not finishing the sentence should make him paranoid.

>>9271580
>bullet in the head won't work against your brother
what the fuck kinda monster is he? just let him have the damn milk

Milk isn't so expensive that he can't drink as much as he wants
Buy more

>>9271559
You have to kill him, it's the only way

Move out.

>>9271559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXbn9joJWOY

this will provide the answers

>>9271559
You should get in his bed at night and make out with him. You know, as a joke, ha ha.