I trust /ck/ knows the only proper way to cook a steak?

This is cooking not the lack of cooking

What tier is it if you just go up to a random cow and take a bite out of it?

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>>9270211
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>>9270219
The "killed by a raging cow" tier.

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>>9270219
>mfw i imagined getting the feathers in my mouth

>>9270203
I prefer rare, or a well-seared blue, but if your steak can't be tender and delicious at medium-well, it wasn't a very good steak.

>>9270364
This. If your medium well tastes like a shoe you suck at cooking or the steak was shit.

>>9270203
>ifyoucan'taffordtotip.com
Go fuck yourself and get a real job

>>9271930
If every server followed your command, what would you do now since you can't go out to eat? God knows you can't cook, so you'd die. All from being a jew and not tipping

>>9270203
Why Louis Rossmann?

>>9270219
Creutzfeldt–Jakob-tier

Medium rare, cooked just well enough that it isn't bleeding in my mouth.

>>9271950
Ahahah stay mad waiterboi

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Sure.

This was delicious.