what am i in for lads?

>>9270145
A waste of a decade

>you'll always come back
They aren't even bothering to hide it anymore

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Why do all my friends drink nothing but this shit?

>plastic bottle with a Native-American themed pattern

You're going to discover why homeless people drink this shit very soon

Just run it through one of those Brita water filter things and you'll be fine.

That's how premium vodka is made, they just take shitty vodka and filter it a bunch of times but the CORPORATIONS don't want you to know

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When you have to drink wodka every day just to hold back the radiation poisoning, you learn a thing or two of how to make it good

>>9270199
>hold back the radiation poisoning
Does that actually work? I thought it was just a joke in the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series.

>>9270191
This is also how the finest cognacs are made, they take a shitty whiskey and age it in barrels for 15 years.

>>9270160
This here

>>9270307
You mean Brandy?

>>9270220
Vodka has radiation prevention/etc properties to it. Just google it. Other alcohols too.

It isn't some video-game style cure like it goes away immediately, and it doesn't even really work as well as a medicine might; but it does and can work.

>>9270220
It's real. Some people go on tours of Chernobyl in Ukraine and the tour guides constantly feed them vodka.

>>9270460
>>9270220

It has an extremely mild ability to flush free radicals from the body

but if thats the goal, you're better off drinking tea

>>9270537
That's the biggest lie I've seen on 4chan in about an hour. You need special permits to go there. And it's only for science/government as far as I know.

>>9270549
What the fuck are you talking about?
https://www.chernobyl-tour.com/english/

>>9270537
>It's real. Some people go on tours of Chernobyl in Ukraine and the tour guides constantly feed them vodka.
That sounds like an excellent way to get robbed.

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>>9270549
>i'm a huge dumb retard : the post

>>9270145
>boomerang
truth in advertising. first it goes down, then it comes back up

>>9270549
I know I'm replying to a late post but nobody said it yet:
Sorry bud, lurk more, try /k/. They're obsessed with that sort of thing.

>>9270183
Because it's the best bottom bin vodka, and vodka is the best cheap liquor.

>>9270542
What does oxidative stress have to do with radiation exposure?

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>>9270908
>throwing a boomerang downwards

>>9270191
Moron

>>9270145
The hangovers from that shut
You're gonna have a great time, then a bad time

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>>9270160

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>>9273638
>getting your boomerang knowledge from cartoons

>>9273638
that's how it works though

>>9275318
>>9275347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPj53n33F7Q&t=2m