Rate my shrimp scampi recipe

>>9266863
Wow. You've perfectly overcooked the fuck out of your shrimp. Good thing you're high so you probably don't give a fuck. 2/10 Cheech

>>9266863
rubber/10

DUDE WEED LMAO

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>>9266882
It's cool in California

>>9266863
Dude it's Dave...I got the stuff.

>>9266916
kek is this legit

>>9266953
Well "cuck" is now a normie meme and california has #1 population

>>9266921
dave?

>>9267731
Dave's not here

>>9268098
a quick google showed that chart is from 2013, whereas
>>9266916
article is from 2017.

Comifornia Cuck spoted

>>9268135
Your article has no valid sourcing whereas the map is from the actual website pornhub, you cuck. Your article is as gay as you are.

I like creamy garlic sauce with my shrimp scampi, is there something wrong with this?

>>9266863
god please tell me this isn't a new meme, I think I saw one yesterday but didn't click the thread

>>9268098
wtf happened to utah?

>>9267036
>and california has #1 population

Do you want to know how I know you are an idiot?

>>9268417
Underage porn is illegal

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>>9268098
>Mississippi
>teen with the longest visiting record

>>9268887
Kek. Strange, the teen fetish shows up in 3 southern states and 2 far north states. Can't figure out the reason they'd be that spread out. I expected them to be concentrated in the south. Are WI and MI similar to the whitetrash south?

>>9268950
Michigan is extremely rural yeah. Voted Trump

>>9269839
>voted trump

OK, that explains their whitetrash mentality in MI but what about WI? Didn't they go Shillary?

>>9268417
Mormons banned all access to pornography.

>>9270030
>american crap

I've decided to buy only the absolute minimum to survive at this point. I'm forgoing all luxuries to help in the struggle. Was planning on buying a refrigerator, humidistat and thermostat to setup a meat curing chamber but I can wait 3.5 years or until he implodes.

>>9270047
>>9270030
Wow, you guys are actually seriously boycotting American businesses because of fucking Trump? How much do you hate your fucking countrymen?

>>9269933
Pretty much the entire rustbelt went for mean cheeto man because shillary couldn't stop shitting on them and telling them to like it

>>9271003
No, they are seriously baiting on 4chan though.

>>9266863
10/10

>>9268417
Mormons don't watch porn

>>9268098
Based SD

>>9268098
>anita queen
?

Putting weed on your food like that is going to make your food taste like weed but won't get you high. Also, it looks like you overcooked your shrimp. You need to give shrimp a quick saute on high heat, not fucking emolate it.