I might unironically make fries. What do you guys think?

make unicorn chips you fucking dick.

>>9266799
what are those

>>9266793

Use a splatter screen.

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it's funny, I couldn't find my knife, so I decided to clean my kitchen because obviously it's getting to be a problem, but I sat down and it was right next to me usb cord.

Funny how things work out. I like life.

>>9266793
I hope you fall face first into your frying oil.

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alright, fries are done and I also have a chicken breast going on the foreman

>>9266805
>>9266815
don't know what you people are talking about either

>>9266827
shit man, clean your fucking everything and learn how to cook

>>9266838
yeah maybe sometime. I might move to an alaskan island soon or whatever. but I'd just get a naked maid to clean my place out before I go.

Masao?

>>9266845
Don't naked maids drip precum everywhere?

>>9266866
I don't know.

>>9266810
i fucking refuse to believe this is real, post a timestamp faggot

>>9266902
Mine gets worse at times.

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fries are done!

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>>9266902

If my kitchen ever got half as dirty as that, I would fucking kill myself. Fuck you, OP

>>9266920
Did you write your timestamp on an adult diaper?

>>9266925
you sound pretty weak willed. it's not even that dirty. hour of cleaning tops.
>>9266929
no, I just used paper

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>>9266810
>>9266827
>>9266913
>>9266920

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If you don't like ketchup on fries you're practically a virgin and should fuck off to /r9k/ or /pol

>>9266920
Holy shit, it's real. People like that are on /ck/.

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>>9266793
Remember to apply ketchup to your fries in this fashion; it is the patrician way.

>>9267085
>>9267354
gross

>>9266939
This. When I was in college my apartment would get much worse than that and when the fruit flies became a swarm I would just fire up a joint and have it spotless in 1-2 hours. It was humorous because the fruit flies would migrate to my neighbors and they'd always start bitching and wondering where they came from.

>>9268018
yeah. my neighbours apartment is much worse too.

Pretty sure this is the anon that got all uppity the other day about never washing his dishes. Kek

>>9267347
have you never been a bachelor in college?

>>9266801
XDDD

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very retro kitsch, to make fries. watch, i will now "breath" without either irony OR sarcasm. very edgy of me.