/ S I P / G E N E R A L

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Amputee sippin

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>>9266302
Who else here /sippinandclosingdealsalldaylong/ ?

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For me, it's water.

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>>9266302
Kekked and saved

You are such a filthy little loser faggot OP. No one cares that you put your cum in the freezer before drinking it.

>>9266283
>Monster.
Disgusting.
NoS is the true sip messiah.

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S I P
I
P

what sip is better out of red white and blue sips
i personally like red sips the most

>>9266311
Very cool story

>>9266312
Couldn't be more wrong. The sip meme is specifically about moster ultra varieties, with the white can being the true OG sip

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Reposting from last thread

>>9266324
Like I give a shit about some gay meme on /ck/.
I only care about memes from /po/ and /his/.
Also, Monster is shit no matter how many ways they rebrand the same taste.
NoS is the only good energy drink. Besides Bawls of course.

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>>9266332
Yet here you are, posting and emotionally invested in a /sips/ meme thread

monster is shilling pretty hard this year into making us buy their virgin beverages, they even paid some poor fuck to photoshop cringy pics


mods need to ban this shit since its textbook shilling

everyone should report advertising threads

>>9266347
Chill out red bull shill.

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>>9266347
Maybe we should report newfags instead

>>9266350
>>9266354
Please kill yourselves

>>9266340
>He is being completely serious.
Lad.

>monster rehab actually has fruit juice and tea in it
>3 grams of real sugar
>still has less calories than red bull """zero"""
how are they still in business?

>>9266370
I don't fuck around when it comes to muh sips, lad

>>9266305
Oh shit I have a glengarry glen ross sip saved somewhere from an old sip thread. I'll post it later.

>>9266367
Damn are things really that bad over at Red Bull? You guys still own a decent share of the market. Cheer up man.

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>>9266305
>>9266425
BOOYAH

Is this the Monster™ shilling thread? boy I sure love drinking Monster™ after a long day of shilling, what activities do you realize that get you in the mood for a cold dead Monster™?

>>9266765
You make much english, yes?

>>9266283
These threads disgust me. The word "sip" is forever tarnished.

Dat
First
Sip

>>9266332
Actually, it's orginally a /fit/ meme newfriend.

Anyone activate their almonds with sips?

Holy shit it's incredible

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>>9266864
Of
The
Day

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>>9266868
>he doesn't activate his almonds with activated beetus sips

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This sip genuinely separates the boys from the men

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I thought these threads were just shilling and shitposting until I tried my first white /sip/ last night with some friends. How could I have been so blind? I was such a fool to deny /sip/.

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>>9267004
S I P B O Y S

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Monster tastes like shit and is for white trash and children. I am not 12 years old and do not live in a trailer park so I prefer a sip for a more sophisticated pallate.

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Study sippin

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What do you guys think of these sips? I was hooked immediately.

>>9267175
>those wrists

I'm surprised you can lift up the can lmao. Proof right here that /sip/ping is for pansy faggots

>>9267175
lmaoing at those small nails

>>9267211

I bite them until they're in constant daily pain from being so short

I'm a nervous guy

How many cans are you guys sipping each day?

It says on the side of the can only drink one can per day.

>>9267199
I have never seen that in my life

>>9266283
Fuck off shills

>>9267199
My sips are usually sugar-free, but I've seen this around and feel like I should try it.

And your dubs are very convincing...

How many /sips/ could a /sipper/ /sip/, if a /sipper/ could /sip/ /sips/?

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>>9267209
k

/sip/ has to be the most bizarre marketing campaign I've seen in a while.

>>9266283
WHat the hell is this? the white monster happens to be the one I drink so what the fuck

>>9267253
All /sips/ are sugar free by definition, retard.

/sip/ memers should be permabanned

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Are pre-workouts sips?
0 sugar
0 calories
Lots of what you need to start your day

>>9267209
t. fat as fatass

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>that first sip of the day

>>9268620
RIP in peace yellow sips

>>9268620
F

>>9267667
there are also 0 calories in the white monster that /sip/ loves. or in the monster rehabs.

>>9268655
20 cal in rehabs

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>>9267062
That NOS is awesome, the black full throttle is even better

>>9268692

true, but may as well be 0

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anyone tried the lewis hamilton one?

pretty good desu, no sugar free version tho.

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Who here /sailboatsipping/

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>>9268709
>no sugar free version tho.
good

I went to purchase a sip today and saw a Gronk flavor...what the fuck is it?

>>9266283
>/sip/ generals
I still can't believe this is unironically a thing. Jesus christ.

>bought a 10 pack of ultra citron for $50 because its the only sip i've never had
one can will sit on my shelf until the day i die

Ultra Dry is shit, had some OG sips today though.

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>>9269079
I still can't believe you haven't tried
>that first sip

wait, do you guys actually drink the sugar free shit?

I started getting into sippies way more often lately but I never buy fucking sugar/calorie free.

>>9269120
sips are exclusively the zero calorie monsters and rockstars you fucking moron

all the other ones are posted by non-sippers trying to fit in

>>9267586
>All /sips/ are sugar free by definition, retard.

This isn't fucking Stalinist Russia. All /sip/ers are welcome whether they prefer a sweeter full sugar Monster™ /sip/ or a nice cold zero calorie and sugar free Monster™ /sip/.

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>>9269120
"Sips" refers exclusively to Monster Ultras. Anyone who says otherwise is a newfag. It's not a big deal--sip boys are inclusive--but the point I'm trying to make is that sugar-free is where this whole thing started.

>>9267175
Where the fuck are you? Cambridge?

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>>9269137
Exactly this. Even the Rockstar expansion is pretty recent. It was pushed by poor converts who think sips are about caffeine content, but they have a place with specialty flavors like lemonade, sprite, and fruit punch

>>9269137
>blue that low
>citron that high
>black having a non-zero rating

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>>9269267

How soon before a workout should I sip? 30 minutes, an hour?

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>>9269280
all ratings represent sips at their best temperature level (nearly frozen)

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>>9269290
I sip immediately before. Caffeine has a half life of 6 hours, so you'll still be experiencing its effects six hours later, but the burst of energy I get from sipping lasts about an hour. So I sip, stretch for 10-15 minutes, and then start lifting ASAP. Sometimes, if I haven't had much caffeine in the last couple of days, I'll sip about half the can beforehand and then continue sipping throughout my workout.

>>9269042
Good for a full sugar but not a sip.
Tastes similar to regular monster but more refined. If given the choice of gronk vs regular take gronk every time

>>9269137
Surprisingly good ratings

Holy fucking shit these threads are annoying

I've never had white, what does it taste like? Is it also similar to Rockstar's Silver (which I've also never had)? Please help me be inducted into true /sippy/ culture, sugar and/or calorie free...

>>9269518
I have no idea why mods allow it.
>BUT ITS RELATED!
No it fucking isnt, there is 0 discussion here. At least the alkie threads you can get a good discussion on liquors going, this is just HMM WHICH OF 6 ASPARTEME FLAVORS DO I WANT TODAY

>>9269543
Very cool story

sugar free is a meme , you're still eating carbs

carbs make you fat faster than butter or oil

enjoy diabetes

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>>9269518
>>9269543
Chill out and have a sip.

>>9269543
aspartame is not added to sips
>>9269571
sugar alcohol can't be digested by humans

>>9269571
>muh carbs

Fat ketonigger detected

>>9269438
What the fuck? Gronk tastes nothing like original, more similar to Red Bull than anything else

all those meme sips are ruining your palate mate

>>9269616
I meant it is in the same family, not like a fruity taste like most sips or full sugars

>>9269571
White sips only have 2g carbohydrates per 8 oz

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Sippin and movin

>>9269690
How's the moving going friend? What are the circumstances?

>>9269690
Did the sip give you unparalleled and unfettered energy to move like a boss?

>>9269705
Nearly done. Helping my parents downsize. Empty nest.

>>9269721
I picked up and OHPed the entire house immediately after I took
>that first sip

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>>9269518
>>9269543
Yeah fuck these kids with their memes. They're treating 4chan like some sort of image board.

>>9269150

Which Cambridge?

Massachusetts or UK?

One of those, yes

>>9269750
I'm guessing MA because UK sips just say "ULTRA" at the bottom, whereas US sips say "ZERO ULTRA."

S I P S L E U T H S 2 0 1 7

>>9269770

Correct

Out of curiosity, how much do you sip?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13644237

>>9270003
Does a big sip count the same as a regular?

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>doing an advertiser's job for free as a "meme"
you guys are dumb.

>>9270003
>5+
>Spending $10 a day on energy drinks
>$300 a month
>$3600 a year
Jesus

>take sip
>get stomachache
>take more sips
>pain goes away
Does this happen to anyone else?

>>9269518
then hide the thread
>>9269543
>this thread about beverages isn't related to food and cooking

>>9270081
I get the opposite experience.
>no sips for a while
>start to get delirium tremens, convulse, and froth at the mouth
>mommy has to pour the sips down my throat to save me
yep

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Who mu/sip/ here?

This is the worst meme I have ever had the pleasure of posting.

>>9270126
Hope we can rely on you not to use shower.

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This shit is better than Monster imo.
And I'm also a die hard red bull shill, I just like the taste more lads

>>9270235
Saved

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>9270235

What the hell the cap is on it, how is there liquid coming out?

>>9270288
Immaculate consiption

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>>9270312

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Where the fuck are my sip boys

>>9270226
you're not keeping tub cocked

>>9267220
Maybe you should... take it easy on the sips, no?

>>9272117
Caused both downstairs bath ceilings and walls to be soggy

Only energy drink I've ever tried was some g fuel shit I got sent for free when the makers sent it to me to try and sponsor me, but it was chalky as fuck and flavorless if I didn't add enough to make it chalky. I hear a lot of good shit about monster, is it carbonated?

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>>9272092
>Where the fuck are my sip boys

Right here!

>>9272235
mad roast coffee detected

>forced meme general is filled with tripfags and reposts
This is why no one likes you retards and why your shitty meme failed to take off even on the most fucking normie board

>>9272250
non-/sip/per detected

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>>9268709
I hated it, it tasted like some kind of bubblegum abortion flavour.

>>9272250
>tripfags
jordan is trying to become a "thing" on /ck/ and is in every thread, not just sips
>reposts
it's an imageboard, not reddit

>>9272255
Weak reply, aren't /sips/ supposed to give you energy?

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1st sip of the day

>>9272296
stay mad, i'll stay /sip/pin'

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who /golden sip/ here?

Do we have a Spurdo SIB :DDD?

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>tfw masochistically enjoy the crash when the /sip/ stops working

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>>9267175
Sometimes I struggle looking at other humans and accepting the fact that we are somehow the same species.

What rockstar sip that tastest like some energy cola or some shit is really fucking good.

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>>9267175
>>9272499

AND I just saw that you also live in Cambridge. Come work out with me bro

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Currently taking a shit and sipping after mowing the lawn. Gets fucking hot in the summer in Florida...

>>9269808
I'm moving to Cambridge next month. Know any cool obscure restaurants?

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Hemingway would have sipped, right bros?

>tfw trying to go no caffeine for the month
I did it back in March and felt so much more alert, but goddamn it I love these things. Going a month without Monster is harder than the months I did without alcohol or weed.

>>9273078
There's nothing wrong with caffeine

>>9273083
There's nothing inherently wrong with it, but it gets to be frustrating when you're drinking an energy drink or popping a caffeine pill just to not be a low-energy miserable prick for the day. It's a good substance to keep you alert when you need it if you use it sparingly or in low amounts, but the diminishing returns are real.

>>9269306
that's what I'm saying, Purple is only good if it's ice cold

>>9266910
Yep, anyone who drinks that shit is a kid.

>>9267220
There is nothing quite like biting nails. If I see someone with long nails I always get the urge to bite their nails too. I don't think I could ever stop.

I've never had monster in my entire life. AMA

>>9273284
Why don't you try one today?

>>9273284
Get a white sip and record what you feel on that first sip.
Post results ITT

>>9273363

Why would I want to try one? They're expensive and bad for you. If I want caffeine I could get 90 tablets for the same price as a single Monster.

>>9273366
Caffeine pills don't have essential vitamins and nutrients like B12

>>9273371
If I wanted those then I could get multivitamins too. It's still many many times cheaper than energy drinks.

But I'm not really worried about that, I eat a balanced diet so I don't really need any vitamin supplements. If you didn't eat well and you did need a source of better nutrition it seems pretty dumb to get that from drinks instead of improving your diet instead.

>>9273366
It's like two dollars or less for a can, it's not like you have to try every single flavor or something. And one energy drink is not going to have a serious adverse effect on your health, it won't even have an effect at all.
>>9273371
This too, straight caffeine is a very different feeling than an energy drink.

>>9273397
>It's like two dollars or less for a can

Yeah, but that's horrible value when an equal amount of caffeine is only three cents.

>>And one energy drink is not going to have a serious adverse effect on your health, it won't even have an effect at all.

Correct. But If I happened to like it then I might end up down the slippery slope of drinking it often.

It's no different than asking why you don't go try snorting crack? One crack rock isn't going to have an effect on your health either. But it's the risk of addiction that's the problem.

>>9273020
Photoshopping this. I'll have it in sip thread later this week.

>>9273412
You had me going for a bit but pushed it too hard, 6/10 I got a kek out of it

>>9273412
can you tell me what's unhealthy about energy drinks? specific ingredients found in sugar free energy drinks would be helpful

>>9273366
>implying

>>9273426
You think I'm joking and/or trolling. I'm honestly not.

Obviously getting addicted to crack would be a much worse outcome than drinking energy drinks. I'm not claiming they have an equal impact on your health. But the logic of "why not try it just once" is equally sound.

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Mile high sip club

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So I wanted to try one of these and looked at the nutrition label and one can can have like 70g of sugar.

Isn't that a bit too much?

Drank my first white sip AMA

>>9273428
>can you tell me what's unhealthy about energy drinks?
Sure. Sugar for one. Artificial colors, artificial flavors, preservatives. The carbonation itself creates carbonic acid = tooth decay.

>>specific ingredients found in sugar free energy drinks would be helpful
The artificial sweetener. While it might technically be "zero calorie" there is a lot of research suggesting that it still causes weight gain because the body is tricked into believing that there actually is sugar involved so it creates similar insulin responses, etc, as actual sugar would.

>>9273432

>>9273428

>>9273441
Sips are sugar free my man

>>9273453
Redbull is like less than a buck a can

>>9273445
>sugar for one
zero calorie energy drinks are sugar free
>artificial colors
many sips don't have colors and if they do, it's less than 1g of food coloring found in just about every other food. do you have a study that shows harmful side effects if one is to consume >10g of food coloring per day?
>preservatives
sips only have one preservative and it's potassium
>carbonic acid
not an argument

>artificial sweetener
all energy drinks use erythritol which, in studies, has shown to
1) not create an insulin response
2) lowest calorie/g out of every sugar alcohol
3) nearly entirely indigestible by humans

>but muh diabetic rats
even aspartame, which isn't found in energy drinks, only showed negative side effects when the rat was pumped with 50g of aspartame per day. these studies use 50g of artificial sweetener because you'd find 50g of actual sugar in something. they don't account for how much sweeter the lab made sugar is.

feel free to link a study that uses >10g of artificial sweetener per day on rats

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>>9273468
>found in just about every other food

Where do you see "food coloring" here, anon? This is what real food looks like.

>>9273474
hahaha le strawman :DDD

be realistic or feel free to hide our threads. here's a study proving the rats were overdosed with aspartame and still had no side effects btw

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2430246/

waiting on you

>>9273474
>muh real food

Are you sure the animals were not fed antibiotics and the vegetables haven't pesticides on them?

>>9273484
You didn't answer my question, anon. I asked you where you saw food coloring there.

You made a pretty big claim about it "being in every other food". Now you seem to be furiously backpedaling.

>>9273492
there's no answer to strawman arguments. many grocery stores use red food coloring to keep their meat from oxidizing by the way
https://www.fsis.usda.gov/wps/portal/fsis/topics/food-safety-education/get-answers/food-safety-fact-sheets/meat-preparation/the-color-of-meat-and-poultry/the-color-of-meat-and-poultry/ct_index

since you refuse to post any real studies, here are two more links to defend sips.

>no insulin response when drinking sugar free red bull (has 15 calories in it, sips have 0)
https://www.reddit.com/r/keto/comments/2rwuka/blood_glucose_test_sugarfree_red_bull/
>no insulin response when drinking coke zero
https://www.reddit.com/r/keto/comments/2s87a7/blood_glucose_test_cocacola_zero_12_fl_oz_355ml/

>>9273488
>Are you sure the animals were not fed antibiotics and the vegetables haven't pesticides on them?

That food contains both I'm sure.

What does that have to do with my questioning of the absurd assertion that "all food has food coloring"?

>>9273488
>vegetables haven't pesticides on them?
Do you even wash your fruits and veggies? Do you eat even eat fresh fruits and vegetables?

I bet you eat out of a hog trough and . I'll put $20 on it that you salivate when a person yells "sooey!", you fucking savage.

>>9273506
>there's no answer to strawman arguments

You quite literally stated that food coloring was "found in just about every other food". There is no strawman here.

>>since you refuse to post any real studies,

I was not the person who made those claims. I jumped into this thread when I saw you make the absurd claim that "every other food" contains food coloring. That's the extent of my argument.

>>9273552
Interesting stuff, Anon. More incentive to turn my dilapidated garage into a year-round greenhouse.

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Boys boys boys. These sips aren't gonna sip themselves.

>>9273363
I might try one eventually I don't really drink energy drinks, I'm pretty sensitive to caffeine

>>9273365
Maybe I will

>>9273366
^this fag isn't me

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>that first sip of the day
>sipper boyos 2017
>muh overly brand centric memez

Is it just me, or does this thread come off as a couple of over the hill monster manager/employee's that decided to start a marketing campaign on 4chan by emulating the memes on the site?

I feel like it's spearheaded by these kinds of meme inept baboons who have had some luck in confusing the retarded preteens who lurk here and want to fit in like >>9267175 and occasionally other idiots who want to fit in.

>drinking energy drinks
>not being able to stay up for more than a day on your own energy

LOW ENERGY BETA FUCKING FAGGOTS

This is why you're in your own obscure thread of a board known to only 0.000000001% of the population of earth.


Literally kill yourselves and put an end to this low energy ((((sipper))) meme. You are a grown man so act like one.

>>9273728
Sounds like somebody hasn't had their first sip of the day yet!

>>9273728
>This is why you're in your own obscure thread of a board known to only 0.000000001% of the population of earth.

more sippys for big boys like me =D

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>>9273735
>HE HAS A 4CHAN PASS

Where can I pick up my own 4chan pass when I start shilling for monster?

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>>9266283
Classic find the /sipp/ game

>>9273709
after i'm done my blue sip can i sip u

>>9273767
wtf nigga you live in a garage?

>wake up in the morning
>remember you work for monster
>immediately get to work on mspaint
>finally finish that new batch of monster memes after 2 hours
>can't cope with the existential dread that this is your life now
>want to go back to bed and never wake up because this isn't the life i asked for
>chug a couple of monster drinks so my body stays awake fighting off this poison I've just ingested
>$0.25 deposited to your account

>>9273778
No.
And did you really have to call me a
>nigga

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>>9273796
yes i did have to, anyway thanks for the clarification and enjoy that sip

>>9273796
this is the monster drinks llc thread, we must keep it hip and cool, blend in with the kids yo

gotta keep it RaDiCaL!!

now shut the fuck up and get back to work you piece of shit

>>9273807
Good talk.
>>9273809
I don't work

what's worse sips or furryfags

hint: only one of those has a containment board

>>9273921
furries desu

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>>9273921
You have a point.

There may be need for a corporate shill containment board too now that I think about it.

>>9273759
yo brah,chill out and have a /sip/

>>9273993
$0.25 has been deposited to your account

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Wait, so is sips just that specific flavour of monster?

tf is this?

>>9273869
>don't work

could already tell based on the shoes

anyone have some monster can vectors I can use?

Please share

thank you in advance for your prompt response

>>9274001
All zero sugar monsters are sips.
White is OG sip though

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Represent.

>>9269518
True

>>9269574
Fuck you and that discusting can of chemicals

>>9274024
Sipping might help with that spelling there bud.

Adults drink coffee.

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>be middle aged woman
>your son never leaves his room
>one day he accidentally leaves the computer unlocked
>decided to see what he's been doing all this time
>find out he spends the entire day every day circlejerking on /sip/
>don't know what you did to deserve this
>don't know how to fix him
>he a sip boi 2017 now
>this isn't my son

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Who /married sippin/ here?

>>9274096
*sips fedora*

>>9273921
>>9273950
>>9273997
>nonsippers
>mad at a meme
Pick two

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>>9274118
I sip'd bro

I fuckin SIPPED THAT SHIT

You know why?

because my fucking SON linked me to this thread on discord this morning and told me yo dad check out my sip crew why you not sippin 2017 so I checked yall out, wen't to the store and got my own OG monster drink on the spot

and you know what?

I realized I'm not a low energy piece of shit and can stay awake on my own fuckin energy

I don't need your trash and neither does my fucking son, fuck you people for getting him caught up in this garbage

>>9274110
m'sucrose

>>9274128
Someone get that man his first sip of the day! Yeesh

>>9274129
m'misinformation

Holy shit a sip thread on /fit/ that wasn't deleted within seconds >>42421774

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>>9274118

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FUCK YOU MOM I DON'T NEED TO FOLD MY FUCKIN UNDERWEAR
I'M NOT GONNA FOLD MY SOCKS
FUCK YOU

NO

I'M AN ADULT NOW

>>9266876
This shit was weird, had an almost beer-like malty taste to it. Made me feel pretty ill by the end. Sick bottle though.

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>tfw having my very first sip

>>9274351
If your soul has a seatbelt, strap in.

>>9274360
It's got a decent taste. Still a bit too sweet for me, but still better than I anticipated. I'm about to go work out so we'll see how that goes. Am I supposed to just drink all 16 oz? Seems like a lot desu.

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What am I in for, friends

>>9274378
receding hairline and graying hair

>>9274386
too late

>>9274378
Beetus

>>9269120
Enjoy you beetus

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>>9269137
>no lo-carb

Fuck you and your speak of the O fucking G

>>9270022
have you seen /ck/ lately? this place is a dumping ground for ironic advertising.

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>patrician taste coming through...

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Superior /sip/ coming through

>>9266425
>>9266471
I know the guy whose dad wrote the screenplay. Want me to relay a message?

>>9268627

Did they discontinue yellow sips? Those were my favorite but now that I think about it I haven't seen one in a bit.

>>9274378
Diabetes

>>9274779
I know right. I think they did discontinue them, and they were my faves.

>>9274779
Yep. A /fit/izen emailed Monster and posted a screenshot of the conversation. Discontinued. RIP in peace.

>>9272505

Harvard gym?

>>9273002

No, I hate obscure places

Just go to Tasty Burger, it's pretty damned good

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>>9273921

I'm both, lol

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Had a rare Rockstar watermelon sip today lads. I was tired on my walk home, found one in a corner shop and cracked it open, it filled me with blissful and sugar free vitality

>>9274744
You know Mamet's kid? Shit.

>>9266283
>>9266302
>>9266305
>>9266315
>>9266331
>>9266471
>>9266760
>>9266869
>>9267016
>>9267175
>>9267199
>>9267300
>>9268620
>>9268709
>>9268718
>>9269101
>>9269137
>>9269306
>>9269280
>>9269574
>>9269749
>>9270126
>>9270235
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>>9273709
>>9274011
>>9274378
>>9274686
do americans really sip this?

I though this board was for cooking

>>9276651
> he doesn't cook with sips

>>9276792
with the boys?

>>9276797
http://www.food.com/recipe/monster-energy-drink-jelly-404438

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Fuck you Monster and your shitty shill thread

>>9276880
that sounds disgustingly sweet tbqh senpai

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>>9276892
seriously, I don't understand shit of what's going on in this thread

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Why do people buy the white stuff? Get Absolutely Zero, it tastes identical to normal Monster.

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>>9276901
>that nose

But seriously I never see this one mentioned. I thought the white was the pinnacle until I tried it.

Tried my first Monster drinks today. Ultra and Absolute Zero. Both were fucking disguisting.

>>9276892
https://cookpad.com/us/recipes/336792-monster-energy-drink-cupcakes

https://www.justapinch.com/recipes/main-course/chicken/monster-chili.html

>>9276896
how are you going to gulp a red bull?
it's 8 ounces not even a proper gulp

>>9276965
>>9276965
> he doesn't have a /sip/ cookbook

This is going to end well

>>9276898
is that what regular monster tastes like? wow, glad i only sip
>>9276920
those are the two bad sips. there’s a reason no one promotes the black cans

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>>9277018
Hey newfag.

>>9277214
Are you retarded? Or haven't you had your first sip today?

>>9266429
It's more that not enough people want to pay wayyy too much for a urine sample sized can or non sipper tier garbo.

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Don't worry I already know I deserve the inevitable diabeetus

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nice try /sip/ers

How does it feel knowing I get drunk all day and its still healthier than this bullshit?

>>9277397
>/sip/ posters spam the board
No we don't.
>all the time
No we don't.

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>>9277426
I still got unbanned :^)
looks like /gulp/ posting is back lads

>>9277431
So you got permabanned for that? That's only kind of ban you can appeal, right?

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>>9277466
1 week ban for spamming/flooding

>>9277476
I didn't know you could appeal that. The ban is interesting though. Seems like they're treating sip threads as legit discussion and your /gulp/ thing as spamming, rather than just treating all
of it as spamming. Good for them. I mean I don't think you should have been banned, but I'm glad they're not pretending this board is too good for a goofy energy drink meme like /fit/ does.

Feel like I'm the only guy who perfers the black sips

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>>9277549
Different sips for different folks. Nothing wrong with that.

>>9277569
>the grip on that sip
Nice

>>9277569
BIG BLACK SIPS

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Rainy day Sippin'

>>9277549
I like the black sips.

"/SIP/S ARE DUMB" - N33T

>>9277431
>>9277476
theres a sip boys mod that you apparently triggered. surprising since the mom science spammers don't get banned, but you did

/gulp/ away friend

>>9278028
Isn't that shit like 90% the DI of sugar?
Why do that to yourself when there are so many sugar-free options?

>>9273728
come on tripboi just calm down and take a /S I P/

>>9273441
the black/green ones are usually sugar loaded
beetus monster

why the fuck are these blatant marketing threads allowed?

>>9278708
Why the fuck don't newfags lurk before posting retarded shit?

>>9278752
I would ask the same of everyone in this thread

anyone got more /sip/ memes? dump 'em, i need them for classified reasons

>>9278708
Fucking moot removed the spam button because he sanctioned these bullshit threads like the mexican food company and the shitty sub company. I wouldn't be surprised if he had had deals with those shitty fat youtubers as well

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>>9266302
wait how did you take that picture

>>9266315
how did you take this

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>>9279213

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>>9279375

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>>9279397

>>9266283
Where did /sips/ meme originate?

>>9279508
It all started with
>that first sip

is this the most reddit thread on this entire website right now?

>>9273020
Holy fuck that's aesthetic
It really shows off the detail on the Zero Ultra sips

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>>9279625
>is this the most reddit thread on this entire website right now?
Why clutch at straws when you could clutch at SIPS

>>9277569
>>9277743
How can white sips even compete

Are you paid by companies to post in threads about drinks in cans... in a cooking/food board?

Or do you americans really eat or drink shit, as long as it's packaged and sold the appropriate way?

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Be kind, crush your sip corpses before disposing of them in the therefor appropriate bin.

saving the environment one at a time

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>>9269280
>tfw I haven't tasted any of those

>>9278578
>Isn't that shit like 90% the DI of sugar?
What does this even mean? I sometimes have a sugar drink if I'm doing something physically straining, like lifting or cycling. I feel like it improves my performance slightly, but most likely it's just placebo.

>>9280292
A sip corpse is actually called "dead soldier"

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Can I also be /SlP/?
100mg of caffeine for that can doesn't seem to bad. Also not sickenly sweet.

>>9277431
my question from before:
how can you even enjoy a /gulp/? that can is only 12 oz, other red bulls are only 8.4 oz
that's hardly enough for a proper gulp

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>>9280292
>the sippers of tomorrow

>>9280618
They make 20 oz gulps

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>>9279375
Well done.

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>>9279213

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>>9279213
There are an infinite number of sip memes. Your only limitation, is your imagination!

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>>9280709
This is one of my favorites. Great for shutting down nonsippers with straight forward siplogic™.

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>>9280729

>>9266331
what's the blue one?

>>9272505
faggot

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>>9279270
>>9279273
I have a special apparatus I operate with my chin

>>9281345
>What does /sip/ think about sipping these?
I usually don't sip botched posts, but to each his own

Just took the sip pill and tried it out. Tasted much better than most zero sugar drinks, although I definitely regretted drinking it quickly before work instead of sipping like recommended. Thank you /ck/, I'm definitely drinking one before exams from now on

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Sippin at the beach

>>9280292
According to what I've read you aren't supposed to crush cans anymore. At least according to this study behind a paywall
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:9pCN-sl59NYJ:www.plasticsnews.com/article/20150710/news/150719990/study-to-improve-recycling-dont-crush-containers+

>>9281628

What do the Gronks taste like?

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>>9281208
Someone recently made a better version of that. Props for having the first sip macro though. Very rare.

>>9281678
Red bull

Where do you guys buy sips? I am in a shithole east eu country where the only sips available are regular and the doctor. I am visiting nyc soon, any reliable sip sources?

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Opinions?

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Who /povertysip/ here?

>>9282054
7-Eleven
>tfw always 2 for $4

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>>9280784
Nice