Sup, Ma/ck/, For some reason, these long beets taste like carrots.

Probably expired. Toss them

You can see by the color that they were probably used by /d/, you might want to see a doctor.

>>9264647
obviously poisonous tubefruit from darkest africa.
make a paste and put it on your spear. it will make tracking your kill at the grocery store much easier.

"Dirt rockets". They're called "dirt rockets".

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purple carrots are the best

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>these long purple things taste like carrots

Hmm, maybe because they're purple carrots, not beets, numbnutz?

i would kill for long beets, reg beets take too long to cook

>>9266665
Those are actually a thing. They're not quite as long and thin as carrots but they're significantly different from normal beets.