Hi there anon, I know you just started that sear, opened your

>having a fire alarm
Pussy. I bet you clean out your dryer lint too

>>9260367
desu I took mine down.

I was sick of this fucking thing going off constantly.

That's for pussies.

I caused a 1200€ fire alert by baking pizza in my office in a mini oven once. All employees had to leave the building and i somehow managed to hide the oven in time before the fire department arrived.

never mess with smoke detectors

>>9260389
Why would you even put one in your kitchen? Bedrooms and escape hallways should be sufficient.

>>9260475
I have a small apartment with a galley kitchen next to my bedroom. If I forget to close the door it always sets it off.

Infuriating

>>9260359
>be me
>banging gf in my bedroom
>forget roommate is home
>he's cooking and sets off fire alarm
>balls deep
>remove who-who-dilly from her cha-cha
>throw on pair of gym shorts and run into kitchen
>boner and all
>still wearing condom
>curse out goofball roommate
>go back to banging

>>9260489
wow you had sex congratulations anon

>>9260489
>i'm glad this thread came up. Now I have an excuse to tell /ck/ I had sex and no one can accuse me of being a permavirgin ever again.

>>9260489
>wearing condom
Pleb. Not dumping your seed inside your on birth control gf, it's like you've never lived.

>>9260367
b-but it tells me to clean it!

>>9260389
>>9260475
I have one in my kitchen and I've only set it off like once, when something actually burned. I think your smoke detectors may be a little too sensitive.

>>9260660
Yeah my smoke detector in my apartment is a complete pussy.

It even goes off from heat I think, it's an outrage

>>9260516
hey guys this dude had sex tooooo

>>9260516
woah dude congrats on the sex, let me know if you ever come across any girls so I can have sex with them too

>>9260516
>birth control
You're the one who's never lived. Literally nothing is hotter than dumping your baby batter inside a completely unprotected womb.

>live 4 blocks from fire station
>forget garlic bread in oven
>smoke detector alarm goes off
>open windows, fanning detector
>hear sirens start up outside

>...

>fanning like a mad man
>smoke alarm stops
>sirens stop

>mfw my apartment must send a signal to the station when the alarm goes off

>>9260782
At least your house is super fire safe.

>>9260729
>baby batter
Never again.

>>9260729
And this logic is why I have 2 kids

>>9260929
>only two kids
fagt

>>9260929
I didn't claim it was smart.

>>9260478
I used a shower cap and a rubber band to get mine to fuck off when I lived in a studio apartment.

>>9262101
I thought this was related to >>9260729