so what can I getcha sweetie?

Pretty basic bitch breakfast menu honestly. Might taste better than Denny's, but it's also about as creative as their options.

Coffee, black. I'm just here to take a shit.

>>9255802
Well young lady, I'll have the chicken fried steak, over easy eggs, grits on the side and a tall OJ

>>9255819
>a restaurant has to have a "creative" menu to be good
Fuck off.

>>9255841
It doesn't. At all. That doesn't make for a good thread though. So you fuck on off with your shit thread.

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>tendies are "just for kids"

>>9255802
>$4.25 for a bowl of fucking oatmeal
That bowl better suck my dick and do my taxes for that much of a mark-up

>>9255857
Since they probably have a no singles policy, they wouldn't be serving you to begin with.

>>9255891
What's a 'no singles' policy? Are you saying I can't come in to get food alone?

I don't have a girlfriend or any family or friends, what am I supposed to do?

>>9255802
South of the border omelette, short stack, coffee, and a glass of milk

>>9255802
>serving diner food but with an added embarrassing "theme"
>having the fucking gall to relegate chicken tenders, cheese quesadillas, and fucking GRILLED CHEESE to the "12 years and under" kid's menu as though you're some kind of fucking high-class restaurant that serves wine and caviar and that kind of food is "beneath you"
What the fuck is this? Is this a joke?

Coffee and water

Chicken fried steak, eggs over medium, hash browns, and toast

Thanks

>>9255991
>added theme
>breakfast themed
>serving brrakfast themed breakfast
Autism

>>9255900
>Are you saying I can't come in to get food alone?
Yes, that's what a no singles policy means.

>I don't have a girlfriend or any family or friends, what am I supposed to do?
Eat somewhere else.

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>breakfast place doesn't serve biscuits and gravy

>>9256007
Patrician taste here

>>9256114
this wtf, no biscuits and gravy on a breakfast menu is like no chicken and rice on a lunch menu.

I fucking hate diners and breakfast food in general

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>>9256114
>>9256241
read the menu again

>>9256349
kys faggot

>>9255802
Chicken fried steak with the eggs over easy, hash browns on the side, and water to drink.

>>9256114
>flyover wants his grease and lard breakfast
>too stupid to read the whole menu
Dammit maw, them biskits n gravy outtna be first thing on the list !!