Water thread

I only drink sparkling water

I only drink soda

>>9254752
Soda...water? what other kind?

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water is the only way to reduce the rate of kidney stones

below catheters, kidney stones are my biggest fear

imma sip for now

Lemon cucumber alkaline ice water master race reporting in.

This is a FOOD AND COOKING board. It is for posting FOOD AND COOKING related content. Not FUCKING WATER. I'm so fucking suck of seeing water threads. Water is NOT FOOD!!!
Cocktails and other beverages such as tea coffee and juice are allowed because you actual have to make them and stuff. Water comes out the tap. No skill involved. And not important enough for A FUCKING THREAD about it oh my god. FUCKING WATER THREADS ARE 100% BANNED FROM MY /CK/

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>>9254749

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>>9254749
Truly the patrician beverage. How can sipfags even compete?

>>9254765
Now try cooking without water.

>270 mg/L fixed residue best residue

If you drink <250 mg/L fixed residue water you are just a tasteless pussy. Plus if you add something to it, even CO2, you are just a kid who can't appreciate real JUICE OF LIFE

>>9254749
>lemon ice squad here

http://www.finewaters.com/
This website makes me so thirsty, knowing about all the wide varieties of water I'll never taste...

>>9254812
>Hard water
what the fuck

>>9254816
Sediment fucks up washing machines nice and proper.

Best drink since the beginning of time
prove me wrong

>>9254756
Heard Rollercoasters work pretty well.

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This stuff is so good but I heard there's something about the cans that fuck you up

>>9255482
>aesthetically pleasing
checks out.

>>9254812
holy shit, I wanna get me some D E E P

>>9254808
I don't even know what this post means

>>9255482
Remy Lacans

>>9255482
Most drink cans are lined with BPA plastic.

You're basically turning the frogs gay.