>He doesn't eat his burgers open-faced with a fork and knife

But i do
Most good big fuckoff burgers are not easily/cleanly eaten by hand.
>remove top
>eat openfaced burger
>eat fries
>use top bun to scoop up stray toppings on plate
>eat
>clean plate, clean hands, full tummy.
And yes i am highly autistic and tbqh i would prefer my fries have their own plate.

Because I'm not a manlet.

>>9254307
I share this opinion. When I want to get every last condiment on the plate without licking it in bad manners, I go right for the top bun.

>>9254703
>>9254307
Really?
I just wipe it with whichever fries that got soft.

>>9254270
I do when I'm in a restaurant.
If it's just fastfood I don't.

>>9254307
I should start doing this. I probably wouldn't even get to the other bun, but that's ok. The most unhealthy ingredients in a burger are in the buns.

>>9255653
this

>>9255696
this

>>9254270
Swine

>>9254270
I do, but only because my moustache gets into my mouth when i try to eat large burgers. Cutting them into pieces let's me eat then with it making a huge mess.

>>9256870
Trim your damn moustache man

>>9258555
No.