What is the most masculine soda pop?

Shaq Soda: Creme Flavored.

manly men don't drink sugar water

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Mountain Dew

You may not like this, but it's what peak masculinity looks like

>>9253653
Sprite

>>9253673
>nigger water

>>9253673
This is sadly true, I dont like the taste.

>>9253653
Fun fact if you call fountain drinks "soda pop" you are a faggot

>>9253669
>Amish water

>>9253653
Pepsi FIRE!

Dr pepper
>23 unique flavors just like a man should be unique
>Doctor implies you are intelligent and caring and you have a phd
>created in texas the most manly piece of land in the world

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Hi Resolution root beer

>>9253764
I prefer the blue collar hardworking Mr.Pibb

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Craft root beer is manly as fuck desu

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Did you guys know that Bang's makes a vanilla cream soda?

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>>9253653
this shit

not ginger ale

not root beer

ginger beer

delicious and gingery

>>9253867
>Craft anything
Opinion discarded

>>9253881
>Bangs

>Cream Soda
>Not even a Mormon

>>9253883
indeed

>>9253653
I drove by mount shasta once, I should of brought a shasta cola to have.

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>Tastes good
>Comes from mountain springs
>has 30 different vitamins
>Dissolves kidney stones
>Gives you immortality
>Fucks that kid on Xbox Live's mom
>Causes you to ascend to the 11th dimension
>Actually gives you 73 virgins

Only drawback is you have to call your doctor if you erection lasts more than 4 hours

>>9254029
>a soccer mom's fad from the late 2000's is masculine

>>9253653
tab because traps are men and that's a pretty fucking gay soda pop so what's more manly than two men dressed as women drinking a tab. it's twice as manly as any other soda pop because with gays there are two of them.

>>9253985
>he doesn't know about the aged thyme

>>9254036
That's cause soccer mom's love 73 virgins

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>>9254038
The math checks out to me.

>>9254229
brilliampt.

>>>/g/

>>9253653
A true man realizes there is a soda for every occasion. He isn't limited to Coke or la croix. He is a man

>>9253653
>soda pop
Looks like we got ourselves a flyover!
My favorite coke is root beer.

>>9253883
I agree with you, but ginger flavoured anything is good in my book. Ginger ale is GOAT tier.
Furthermore, root beer.

>>9253881
I really like the addition of French 60anilla

>>9253653
What ever juice cums from your moms pussy

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Step aside, manlet cokes.

>>9257185
Hey i was in b4 >>9254038

>>9254029
seriously tho the best h2o right

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Irn bru

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This shit is pretty good if you ask me.

>>9257606
where can I buy some? The Wizarding World of Harry Potter?

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>soda pop

Either soda or pop, pick a side we're at war

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Pirate piss

>>9257643
I'm in the midwest sadly, though I see them popping up in random spots like Bed bath and beyond, Giant eagle, Kroger's, Marc's. Pretty sure the one time my gay ass stepped in a Cracker barrel I spotted them too.
My friends out west say they can find them at Safeway every now and then.

>>9253653
>2017
>still drinking sugar water

>>9253803
This

>>9253653
sugar lowers T

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>>9257661
Follow up, I'm moving to Kentucky in a few weeks and I'm looking forward to getting Ale-8-one whenever I please.

>>9253669
nah, man.
that's not a man.
he transitioned from male to mayo.

>>9253985
He's trying to force a meme anon.
Any time you che/ck/ in, you're guaranteed to find a thread here placed by this walking tribute to how pathetic the human spirit can be.

Just remember what a sad and shallow little life he lives, if his one moment of anything other than utter mediocrity is a joke reading of a drink label.

Then multiply this by the endless weeks and months of repeating the same sad, unfunny, unimaginative joke over and over like some kind of retard 'Groundhog Day'.

You know what gets me? Amy Schumer isn't funny either, but at least she has new material a couple of times a year.

This guy? Don't hate him. Pity him, because his sole contribution to the entire world is this one pathetic excuse for 'humour', and he keeps reposting it like he's going to have to leave the house and face the real world if he doesn't.

Poor bastard. If I was him and this was my sole reason for being, I'd do the world a favour and just kill myself.

>>9257806
I feel so very used

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>Current year
>still guzzling 'betes syrups
Kys yourselves desu