Im in Paris. Wut eat?

a baguette

>>9251838
Nah, its evening. I'll do that for lunch tomorrow.
Any hot food/restaurant tips?

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>>9251870
Find a place that makes good French onion soup and have some.

Paella.

a french classic, arab dick

>>9251822
cheeseberger

Paris my arse.

Steak bavette with garlic.

>>9251822
escargots, foie gras, its fooking france so everything is automatically 1000x times better then shitfuck america(i live in boston kill me)
and there's so many options to choose from!
go one yelp, why are you asking the stupid faggots on 4chan

Pressed duck.

Mcchicken

A traditional french Kebab

>>9251822
French fries

A refugee

Get north african food.
>>9253368
And don't get this get actual north african food.

>>9251822
parisian falafels

unironically a sandwich kebab with algerian sauce

As usual, don't eat near tourist spots
> ate a meal near the centre of Paris with classmates, soup made from powder, boiled meat, expensive
Don't eat anywhere with a very long menu
> lots of french TV shows about how restaurants deal with extensive menus and rising cost by reheating industrial food, not sure how overblown the concern is
Same shit with baguette, cost cutting and industrial products
> had a croissant from a nearby bakery, they had replaced butter with shortening, which leaves a weird coating on the palate. Now sticking to the closest bakery (the guy is a Meilleur Ouvrier de France, his baguettes cost 10 cents more)
Lookup a decent bistro close to you on ratings website. When all else fails, go to Chartier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6N-YmGuiGw

And now for a short guide (I don't know all of them) of all you can eat chains in Paris
- Léon de Bruxelles (all you can eat mussel and fries chain)
- Flam's (all you can eat Flammekueche)
- Bistro Romain (all you can eat beef carpaccio)
- Chez Papa (all you can eat southern potato and gizzards salad)
For not chains:
- Le Louchebem (all you can eat meat)
- Nos ancêtres les gaulois (all you can eat food and wine in a medieval setting, never ate there but I want to)

>>9255100
>all you can eat food and wine in a medieval setting
embarrassing
>>9254524
This for eating in the taxi
>>9251822
Near Gare de Lyon, there's a bistrot which kept its 19th century appearance, I've eaten there a couple of times and it's always delicious and cheap. And there are no tourists.
Just go straight long the road with the ATM, and look for a red drape.

>>9255352
>Paris
>medieval architecture
Retard.

>>9255363
>>Paris
>>medieval architecture
What the fuck did you mean by this ?

>>9251822

Frogs 'n snails.

>>9251822
snails

>>9255367
They tore down all the old stuff and replaced it all with Islamic style buildings.
The Eiffel Tower has a crescent on the top now as well.

>>9255382
>They tore down all the old stuff and replaced it all with Islamic style buildings.
>The Eiffel Tower has a crescent on the top now as well.
Do you feel better posting this kind of shit ?

>>9255100
>(all you can eat food and wine in a medieval setting, never ate there but I want to)

Well I know where I'm going first if I go to France.

>>9251822
Don't eat in Rue de la Huchette

Kebab
Or kebab dick
Not much else to eat in France

>>9251822
eat out one of those hijab girls, I think they are called beurette's in porn. That's what I would do

>>9255498
> not sure what it looks or tastes like, but they use the word 'ripaille' on their website, which is an old word for 'feast'

Go in there and do a lame pun on on gaul (the original french tribe) and gaule (means hard-on in modern French). Do it in a cute foreign accent. Collect hilaralacrity and disapproving stares.

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Roi de frites, motherfucker

Get you some o that samourai sauce

>>9251822
A po'boy

>>9251822
royale with cheese

>>9251822
Go eat at le petit prince and get the salmon carpaccio, pork cheeks, and then get the desert sampler. The house wine there is pretty good (the red). Then go to duc des lombards and listen to sum jazz (free entry after 12 but get a drink).

>>9251822
burger king

>>9255367
All the medieval architecture was torn down during Haussmannisation

>>9251822
Sample the local McD's.

>>9251822
A faguette.