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>>9251777
Extra chunky peanut butter on whole grain

Eh i wont live longer than i want to

Cevapi.
...
Well, I might not live long, but at least it's gonna be a great time.

Nice trips. I had some homeade fried rice with broccoli beans and peppers with some fried porkbelly and an egg on top. I think I'll be okay if I only eat two meals a day and maybe dial up the veggies a bit.

>>9251777
I don't remember the last thing I ate.

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>>9251781
Are you me?

>>9251777
chicken sandwich with spices and tomato, cuucmber, lettuce, pickled chili and some lemon juice

Think I'll live

>>9251777
Leftover sketti and meatballs from a restaurant that does it very well. I'll be just fine.

I'm gunna die pretty fast, since I'm eating microwave mac and cheese right now.
RIP my colon

>>9251777
Grapes. I will die happy.

>>9251777
I used lays dill pickled flavored chips to scoop up some pace chunky salsa, im going to be dead within a week.

Wendy's chili. I imagine with the onion, peppers, tomatoes, and beans I won't be nutrient deficient in anything to the point of death. Hopefully /fit/ is right about salt being okay as long as you drink enough water and red meat is fine.

>raw sesame seeds
Fuck my asshole

Scrambled eggs. Toast. Pink lemonade.
Could be worse.

>>9251781
Scurvy is a shitty way to die though.

>>9251777
>PB&J (raspberry), on multigrain bread, with 2% milk
Not ideal, but I could've done worse.

>Taco Bell
lel, I'm fucked.

>>9251827
Are you me?

Leftover steak w/ fried egg on top, bread and butter, chopped tomato salsa w/ onions, jalepenos, garlic, cilantro and lime juice and corn tortilla chips. I guess I'm fucked because I'm getting all the nutrition I need to live to 90.

>>9251871
I dunno, maybe.
What did you get?

>>9251777
sweet potato and mustard. im alright

Sausages and mayo
Fuck

>>9251777
Stir fry veggies and chicken
>asparagus
>broccoli
>carrots
>peanuts
>ginger
>chicken
>soy sauce
I'll have to drink water to flush out the salt, but I think I'll live

>>9251777
>protein shake
LEAVING HUMANITY BEHIND

>>9251777
>Udon
I should be ok

>>9251777
Protein Powder Strawberry Blueberry Smoothie
Probably would actually become much healthier.

>>9251900
eta until you become a salt elemental: 2 weeks

>>9251820
Im sure the shit brands of peanut butter and bread i was eating were fortified enough to last me into my painful 30s

>>9251777
>beef flavored Maruchan ramen
I don't know how I feel about this.
It's alright but it's poor people food.

>>9251797
Psh, no way bucko, im not a dork!

>>9251777
Jimmy Johns... hmm

>>9251915
I could rock that look. Just have to keep dry

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>>9251777
Vegan taco night :/

>fried leftover pasta with 2 eggs mixed in and some spring onions
Guess im back in Highschool again, forever

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>Bacon, egg, cheese, and onion burrito

Heart failure here I come.

a mcdouble, a fish fillet sandwich, and two dragon fruits from an international store near by. One of my favorite meals.

Brownies.

Fuck, I guess Ima be a lardass for the rest of my life. Not any different to the first 30 years of it.

Frozen lasagna, baguettes, and Reese's Crunchy Cookie Big Cups™.

This will get old fast.

Turkey, rice, beans, corn, cheese burrito, all organic. I might be ok but I wish I had some veggies

>piece of bread
>slice of cheese
>a pickle
>ham
>one shitty mayo and ketchup sauce sachet
death from sodium poisoning here i go

oh and chocolate filling oreos
even worse

Pee soup from a can

>>9251777
>lamb
>mashed potato
>carrots & cabbage
>gravy
>buttery bread
Sunday lunch ftw

Black bean stew with rice, pork, bell peppers, tomatoes, and onions

Probably missing some nutrients in there but I think I'll be fine

A tuna sandwich on whole wheat with lettuce and tomato.

Okay

Protein shake.

Hmm... I guess I'll be OK but the shits will be godawful.

>>9251777
A whole milk protein shake. It wasn't regular protein powder though, it's the kind that has an assload of carbs and fats as well. The shits would be unbearable, but I could probably go a really long time since it's got a decent balance of macros.

Why do so many /fit/ fags lurk on this board?

I'm sick of this chicken breast and low carb shit. That's not cooking, that making bland food taste not as bad.

>>9252026
Go to bed, soup

>>9252095
Shut up you fat fuck

>>9252095
>/fit/ is low carb
The opposite is true, retard.
Lurk moar

>>9251777
beef,broccoli,rice and pickled celery
okeydokey

>>9251777

homemade spicy fried chicken sandwich

i wish i wasn't lazy and put the onions on it now, still was great though

>>9252145
oh yeah prolly gonna be dead in a few months though lmao

>Hokkaido pumpkin soup
I can't live on that alone.

>Oats with milk
I ascend to /fit/ godhood

>>9251777
Fuck me I just ate a tortilla with nothing in it.

ciabatta with butter, mettwurst and bit of fresh onions, I don't think I'll survive very long

Baked cod with salsa on top that includes tomatos jalapenos habaneros cilantro lime juice green chilis onion and garlic

I think ill be ok

A hot dog with ketchup and mustard and a bagel with chive and onion cream cheese. I'm not gonna fair too well.

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Hello diabetus

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Well this is awkward.

>>9252095
>Why do so many /fit/ fags lurk on this board?
Cutting pretty much means you need to cook in order to control your caloric intake and properly balance your macros. Then cooking becomes a hobby. Then bulking season starts. Then it all becomes glorious.

>>9252271
Pros
+high proton
+test boost

Cons
-scurvy
-no carbs for energy

At least you'll die with abs

>>9252271
I really wish they didn't explicitly say Beef Testicles on there. I want to imagine people munching away on Rockt Mountain Oysters, blissfully unaware of what that means.

>ramen noodles

I'll live a short but happy life

>>9252343

Although I diced up a scotch bonnet in my noodles so no scurvy but I'll either develop an iron bowel or shit like a faucet for the rest of my life

>steak 'n shake

Yahoo, I'll be dead before the year's over

>>9251777
a fried egg sandwich

I'm fine with that

>>9251777
Cheddar Jalapeno cheetos. Time to be dead and fat.

>>9251777
>an apple.

I'm fucked right?

>steak and eggs
type 2 diabetes it looks like

>>9252445
At least you'll keep the doctor away

>"Devour" Buffalo Chicken Macaroni
I imagine I'd die by age 30.

Sausage/cabbage/lentil stew with some sourdough on the side

considering I've already been eating variations on this for 99% of meals for years, I think I'll do alright

>>9252457
Hell yeah, at least until four years from now when my al/ck/olism catches up with me.

>>9251777
>sausage egg cheese and potato burrito
well I think Ill be fine so long as I manage to not die from excess cholesterol

>>9251777
>triple chocolate cookie

Well I guess I'll probably just die from malnutrition or something

>>9251777
i ate a habanero

well shit

Filet mignon, Mashed potatoes, steamed broccoli and water.

Damn that would get boring after awhile, not to mentioned expensive

I had a sub with:
>mayo
>tomato
>cherry peppers
>cucumbers
>sprouts
>lettuce
>vinaigrette
>olive oil
>oregano
>bacon
>provolone
>avocado
>dijon

I actually think I might be fine

Toast with aged cheese, pesto and tomato. I'm good.

>>9251777
Spinach pie, i'll hang myself after the first week

>>9252747
Now i'm thinking about it, i might miss some important nutriens.

Instant ramen. Could be worse.

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oh yes, I am living off of tacos!!

>>9251777
my meaty salad
you need
>1 can of olives
>2 beef jerkies
>2 pieces of salt and salad
>a piece of bread
>2 green onions
>black pepper
>olive oil
how do you cook it
>get olives out of the can and put it in a bowl
>toss olive oil in
>put 1 onion in ass
>put 1 onion in a bowl
>blow onion out of your ass
>put 2 beef jerkies in your eyes
>put 2 salad pieces in a bowl
>put salt on your eyes and urethra
>put 2 breads in a microwave
>get bread
>put it under your butt
>sing Rich Chigga - Who Dat Be
https://www.google.kz/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://genius.com/amp/Rich-chigga-who-that-be-lyrics&ved=0ahUKEwiVlq7507nVAhVBEVAKHUv3Ce4QFghUMAk&usg=AFQjCNFY_4OEg6RbYrgUeCBt5bq4oDJ91Q&ampcf=1
>toss some pepper on thr salad
boner ape tits

went blueberry picking today
I could eat blueberries till I die

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>>9251777
>turkey bacon avocado on toasted wheat with spinach, tomato, pickles, and cucumbers
I'm very ok with this.

>>9251777

Hot peanuts and wine

hooray for me!

>>9252892
also pepperjack cheese

Pita bread with spinach hummus and falafels, not bad desu

Apple sliced into cottage cheese.
Got complex carbs and protein but low fat cheese so I'm not doing too great there. I think I'll be pretty good tho.

Ratatouille

Nice, just need some protein supplements

>>9251777
licorice
think im dead

Pizza nuggers

Oh well

Pepperoni Cream cheese pizza

/ck/ how long i have?

>>9251777
>chicken burrito
I think I'll live for awhile. Got all my basic nutrients, I'd probably kill myself out of food boredom before my health fails

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>>9252202
I shall pray for you hungry skellington anon.

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I think I'll survive

>>9251777
A 42g of protein "meal replacement" chocolate shake. It could be worse.

Mortadella and swiss on 9 grain with spicy mustard and a rolling rock beer
R8 me

>>9251777
noodle salad, not gonna live very long on that.

>>9252982
7 seconds nigga

>>9251777
Roast chicken, spinach and sautéed mushrooms with a cup of coffee (with cream). I dunno, I think I might do okay. The cooking fats were olive oil, bacon fat and butter. I used iodized salt. Mushrooms and spinach have decent amounts of vitamins and shit.

Chocolate covered peanuts and a shot of DayQuil, I don't know.

>>9253217
still here mofo

and eating it again

>>9251777
>Chili
Pretty good, assuming it's identical to what I made.

>>9251777
Chicken rice and an egg sandwich, Mmm..

>>9251777
>beef soup
>tomato and cucumber salad
there are worse ways to go

>>9251777
Frozen vegtable nuggets.

Dude I am so fucking dead

>Quarter pounder with cheese.
Shit I better get my amerifat scooter or whatever they're called.

>dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'm fucked lads

>>9251790
>cevapi
Where did you ate them?

>>9251777
>trips
Chicken biryani

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>chuck eye steak, purple onion, cooked in butter
>steamed broccoli
>steamed brown rice
>small baked potato
>baked apples
>mfw I'm going to be okay.

Sushi, time to die of mercury poisoning I guess

I now eat only mature Gouda and I accept my death, glad I didn't bother with that Swiss roll.

>ranch style beans
I'm good

Brisket
Dead in a month unless we get vitamin pills

>oatmeal cooked in milk with cocoa powder and blueberries
A long way from the worst possibility, for sure, but pretty limited in the protein department.

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vanilla ice cream

>>9254746

me too but god damn it will be delicious

>>9251777
Jamaican beef patties, stick a fork in me by the 2nd or 3rd week.

>>9251777
lentils soup + tomato salad + banica.
Seems good.

>>9252317
>testicles increase test
Is this a meme?

>>9252271
Why?

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NECTARINE

>>9251777
Provolone cheese dipped in various sauces & creamy sweet coffee.

I have a feeling I'll be fat have diabetes & be constipated. USA USA USA USA USA USA

Ground Beef Burrito

rip

>>9251777
snack or dinner? because its either smartfood popcorn or chicken parm.

and water is fine, but if i cant have alcohol im killing myself

>>9251804
This makes me comfy

Lamb samosa from my ancient Indian neighbour. Fucking excellent.

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I can live with that

>sushi

I am consumed alive by parasites, one of my greatest nightmares.

Shrimp and calamari.
Okay.

>>9251777
>Mee curry
I'll die a happy, spicy, death :')

>Hard boiled egg
well, if it has enough nutrients to make a fetus from scratch it can probably keep me alive

>>9251777
Fried potato sauted in a minced tomato with onions, covered with cheese, and baked. It was good, but i'll never shit again.

>>9251777
FUCKING ham and eggs forever!? I'm going to be sick in a week

>>9251777
Blue Bell ice cream.
I'm already dead.

>>9251816
That would have been my breakfast if i didn't run out of bread yesterday. Do you use jam on your toast?

>>9256006
Oh wait it was actually fucking raisins.
Gross.

>sooubway

This wouldn't be so bad if i didn't get >honey mustard

Tendies :)

cucumber.. i would neet to eat like 12kg daily to get enough calories.

i think i will pee&eat the whole day.

>>9252892
>avocado toast every day
you will never own a home

>Kiwi
Was nice knowing you all.

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>>9251777
>Graham crackers

i'm fucked

>>9251777
>tfw eating flyover food my entire life

Watermelon

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>Best pizza in the country
>pepperoni, bacon and salami
>I'll get fat but will die happy

>>9251777
muesli and goat milk

it's good desu but I can see it getting old fast

I believe I will make it till my 50's, hopefully

>>9252102
BUT I'M IN SOUP

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I'm chuffed

>>9251777
horseradish flavored generic brand chips.. I dont think I would last a day

>>9251777
A salad made with mainly cucumbers, tomatoes, onions, corn and some lettuce. Looks like I'm vegan now.

>>9251777
>Pork tenderloin marinated in oil, garlic, ginger, soy sauce and honey
>Yellow zucchinis with red onions

Not my favourite, but I'll live

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Looks like I'm going to die young.

If we're counting drink then it's Vodka Coke.
If not, chicken noodle soup with peas, carrots, chicken and brocoli

McDouble. I'm fucked

Made a dish of rice, beans, diced tomatoes, garlic, onions, and a few minor things. I feel like I might miss something important like vitamin k but I might make it a while.

>>9251777
4 sausages, 4 hash browns, half a tin of baked beans.
R8 my life expectancy niggers

Fruit bowl (blueberries, raspberries, green grapes, strawberries) with a peanut butter and banana sandwich on whole wheat bread.

I got no vegetables, so I'm fucked.

>>9251777
>cup of tuna salad for lunch
Goodbye cheese fries :(

>>9251777
>Chicken teriyaki

I guess if i don't eat all the rice every time i could save on calories. Gonna miss fruit and veggies though.

Carnation instant breakfast. I'm probably going to lose a lot of weight which I don't really need to do.

>>9251777
Foot long meatball sub from subway. It was nice knowing you all. :(

>giant turkey and sausage sandwich from mom & pop BBQ place

I don't think I'm long for this world lads.

carrot cake, not too bad. After months of not being hungry I really want some chicken.

>tortellini in blush sauce
>long hot peppers stuffed with prosciutto and prov

10/10 i'm cool with it

>>9251777
>cashews and granola
Uhhh.. maybe I'll be alright?

>>9251777
Goat

five guys

>How does your future health pan out?
it's possible I may die quite soon

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Oven roasted hot wing style legs, stir fried green beans in garlic olive oil and cayenne, sauteed summer squash, and a cucumber, garlic, onion and cayenne vinegar dressed salad. I can live with it but will miss potatoes and bread.

>>9251777
Poké with tuna, seaweed, rice and an avocado, I think I'll be okay, but all that raw fish everyday can't be super good for me.

Mixed greens, cucumbers, tomatoes, Salmon, and miso ginger dressing. I'll probably be healthier and I love salmon.

>>9251804
Beetus and pancreatic cancer are never happy experiences.

>>9256933
Nah you're fine. Just throw away/scrape off everything except the beef, onions, and pickles sometimes. You'll live

>>9251777
>homemade burrito
Things could be a lot worse for me.

>>9251777
>mac and cheese with ground beef and onion
I would prefer to not live this life

Fuck
I just had oatmeal with pb and chocolate whey because I needed to hit my macros. Gross considering my dinner was roasted turkey, sweet potato, and salad.

Pork ribs and broccoli
I'm not even a big BBQ fan, this will get old

>>9251777
Watermelon

eh.

>>9251967
sounds like munchies

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>>9251777
Jambalaya

>>9251777
I've been snacking on leftover string beans. It'll suck, but I'll probably live until the scurvy kicks in.

>>9251777
Fried chicken. Great, I'm guessing NBA die

apple and peanut butter?
im all set famalam
you gotta like apples maaaaan

>>9252263
Ha I had the same thing with blueberry tea!

>>9252067
mercury poisoning

>>9251895
>Sausages and mayo
who eats this?

>>9251777
An Orange. At least I won't have scurvy I guess

Bacon cheeseburger.

I'd love a year maybe before death.

>>9251777
>sardine/tomato/lettuce on french roll with sesame oat sticks and coconut nutrition bar
I think I could live for a while

All you can eat pancakes at Denny's. I had some strawberry jelly with em, at least scurvy won't kill me.

>>9251777
A Greggs steak bake. I won't see the end of 2017.

>>9251777
>cheesy popcorn
>contains starch, fiber, a bit of fat, a bit of vitamins, but mostly nothing
>it's not even that cheesy
end me

>>9256903
but you have your protein, carbs, and some greens too.

>>9251777
Brownie with dulce de leche and whipped cream on top

Generic Spaghettios, just finished them and feel like I'm gonna puke

>>9251777
fried rice and chicken/vegetable stirfry. not terrible, plenty of calories, protien, and numerous vitamins

an ice cream sandwich
I'm fucked, but it'll taste good while I die

>>9251777
Baked garlic chicken and a sweet potato with butter.

I'm gonna be ok

2 poached eggs on toast with sautéed yellow tomatoes, garlic, basil, chilli.

decent

double-fried wings with a homemade roasted garlic and Parmesan sauce.

Well shit. Soo salty and fattening. It's also one of those things that's great every now and then but not routine.

Banana

>>9251777
>mcdee
i'm good

>>9251777

I got lazy and ate a hamburger with only mustard.
I am fucked

>>9251777
Sausage mcmuffin nigga

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>>9251777
Chicken tenders.
>Wew le reddit XDDDd pepe TOP KEK my friend brother LOL :D haha!

>>9260397
are you having a stroke

>>9260397
>>9260429
All my coworkers just saw me giggle like a schoolgirl at my phone.
>I don't even know why it's funny

>>9251777
Very bad, I just ate cake. Which turned out to have nuts and gave me a bad allergy attack. So the food has bad nutirtuion and tirggers a shelf destruct immune responce. I'd die fairly fast on that diet.
But it tastes very good.

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sunflower seeds.

Literally just ate a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch. I. Am. Screwed.

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Probably going to have the betus by this time next week

>>9257601
you destroyed that squash m8

>>9251777
Chicken stir fry with rice. I'll be good for a few years until high blood pressure works my heart to death.

>>9251777
Poatoes. Oven baked. w/ salt and 2 types of paprika (sweet and spicy)
Not too bad I guess.

>>9257854
You can't get beetus from fruit.
https://nutritionfacts.org/video/how-much-fruit-is-too-much/

>Sauteed baby bok choy in garlic sauce
>Baked sweet potato flavored with rosemary
>Paprika and honey roasted chicken
I'm going to turn orange, but I'll live

Macaroons with an espresso.

I'm fucked

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>>9251777
>Eat 1 bit of Milky Bar white chocolate
>Have to suffer eating that for the rest of my life

>Jay's potato chips
I'm not going to last very long

Lentil and kale soup
Seems pretty good.

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pic related, probably not too bad

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>Oatmeal

>>9251777
>Cannoli

Well, I'm gonna die.

Been fun fellas.

Gazpacho. I dont think i would last for a couple of months just on that.

>>9251777
smoked salmon on bagel with some tomato and avocado

probably die of mercury poisoning

>>9251777
>ravioli ravioli

I could not finish it , my stomach hurt i can't imagine eating that every day

A pack of Mr noodles followed up with cheap vodka straight from the bottlr

>>9251777
Siracha ramen with queso blonco cheese and hotsauce with a dash of buffalo ranch.
I would die pretty quick

Saltines with Seaweed flakes.

Dead.

Waffle with maple syrup and rum.
It surpringly wasnt bad

>>9251794
are you from Africa?

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Salmon donburi. I can see myself getting sick of it after a week

>>9263047
You are fucked and the caffeine will make you never forget how fucked you are.

A couple of fig newtons. How long do I have, m8s?

>>9251777
a peach
eh.

>>9251777
ranch doritos and beer. ill be fat and diabetic before long.

>>9251963
>not bacon egg potato and cheese

>>9251895
Do britbongs really eat this?

greek yogurt and watermelon

scotch fillet, maple carrots, tomato spinach salad and a bit of beef ragu I had around

>>9251777
Cheese pizza and coffee

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>>9251777
Rip me.

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>>9251777
Crude almonds... Well fuck.

>>9267934
>Crude almonds
What? Is that the state of an almond before it's activated?

>>9267944
you get different types after activating them. sometimes you get crude activated almonds, other times you get sophisticated activated almonds.

>60 dollars worth of sushi
tried some otoro nigiri and that shit was fire
I would be happy to live on bagel rolls and tuna avocado hand rolls for the rest of my life tbhfam

instant oatmeal and a multivitamin.
i am the pinnacle of health