Wisconsin lied.

>>9250859
Literally god tier!

Best served over the omlette mre (I heard they don't make those anymore. Sad!), but hard to find because of some dick head rat fucker.

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>>9250859
Didn't lie about nuffin. Vet who lives in Wisconsin. That's not cheese bitch. Picture actually looks good. It's more like this.
>>9250911
This is bait. Bait for anyone who's ever eaten an MRE. You eat the charms too?

It's just "cheese flavored" spread. Not cheese spread. It's like pure lard.

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>>9250928
>This is bait. Bait for anyone who's ever eaten an MRE.
Nope. I loved the omelette MRE. Heat up the eggs and potato pouch together, open and add tobasco along with half the cheese spread, put the remaining cheese spread in the potatoes, and enjoy. Trade your "pop tart" for something else.

>>9250859
Beautiful shade of yellow.
Real pretty.

>>9250993
When did you leave?

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>>9250993
Then you're a weirdo. Most people would give the omelette away because it was so horrible you couldn't even trade anything for it.

>>9250928
If you eat MREs recreationally you can eat all the Charms you want

>>9251039
You'd have to find an old ass MRE for it to have charms in it. Was discontinued more than a decade ago.

>>9250859
>2017
>ordering the cheese platter in Olive Garden
I hope you learned your lesson, OP.

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>>9251007
2010 after a stop loss for an all expenses paid trip to trashghanistan.

>>9251010
Yeah I know. When a case was cracked open it was always, "here doc, we found some omelettes for you." My other favorites were cheese tortellini, beef ravioli (piss out my ass everytime I ate though), tetrazini (super RARE unfortunately), chili mac (I always traded with my guys though. I didn't want to take anything from them.), and on a hot enough day meatloaf (the heater always shitted out with the meatloaf and cold ass meatloaf and potatoes tasted like shit).

>>9250859
>knead package before opening

No, that makes me feel dirty.

>>9251149
>t, all that is wrong with America

>>9251094
My bro in law served with a corpsman who liked the omelettes so the jarheads always traded with him. Are they really that bad?

They make a jalapeno cheese spread now. put that shit on some vegetable crackers and you are eating like a field gourmet.

>>9251612
They had a bacon one too when I was in. Probably still around. Jalapeno still superior though.

>>9251626
Yeah i see them from time to time. I found a list online which has all the meals and all the snacks inside of them. ratfucking for the field has never been easier.

>>9251547
>Are they really that bad?
I didn't mind them, but as said previously...yeah people fucking hated them.

>>9250977
did you happen to read the ingredients?

>>9250977
It is love, it is life

>>9251058
I opened an mre from a conex dated from the early 90s. It was around 2010. The applesauce turned really brown. The meat stuff looked like a turd. I ate the charms despite the fact I knew I shouldn't. I didn't feel good later. They were kinda melty and crystallized at the same time.

>>9251094
Do you guys ever ate afghan cuisine. I hope you did becuase its god tier

>>9253651
True. Giant lamb wraps for 4 dollars in the towns.

Jalapeño cheese is the best spread. Back in 2003, that shit was liquid gold in MREs.

Steve?

>>9251094
did you fuck any cute boys there

>>9253651
Yeah. I just wasn't a fan of the whole plates on the floor and hands only style. Good food though.

>>9250977
Um, it actually says "Cheddar cheese" on the ingredients. Try again sweaty

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>the crackers it comes with are neatly scored in squares of four
>they just break wherever the fuck they want to anyways

>>9255252
They look round in OPs pic.

>>9255244
"Contains cheese" is not the same thing as "is cheese".

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>>9255252
OP's pic looks like MRE wheat bread

>>9255337
>wheat bread
Nah, it was an oat biscuit.

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>that first hiss of the day

>>9255252
>the crackers come neatly
>they just break wherever the fuck they want to anyways

The Afghan-American war in a nutshell, ladies and gentlemen.

>>9250993
>>9250928
Best MRE I've ever had was basically a McRib.

>>9255478

The pork sausage?

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>>9255478

This is the pork sausage patty which sounds like your description

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>>9255814
>>9255828
No he means this one. Google Pork rib mre. It really is a mcrib clone and they even give you 2 breads to make a sandwich.

>>9255828
Looks good desu

>>9251547
Yeah. They appear to have been discontinued, I haven't seen one in years. It's like eating flavorless soggy foam

>>9255842
iirc it even comes with a packet of really shitty bbq sauce too.

>>9251626
Just got one with the cheese bacon spread. It's kinda hard, I'm scared.

>>9258648
That's why you need to knead the package before opening.

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