The silent killer: Gluten

>>9246568
It was found that a lot of plants actually make clicking noises for whatever reason, it's not silent. Also not everyone is allergic to it. Did you know that there's a mold in peanut butter that can cause cancer? Doesn't mean all mushrooms are bad though.

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hmm

>>9246578
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>>9246568
I fucking love gluten. It's what makes pizza crust so delightfully chewy and is the main ingredient of seitan, the best meat substitute.

>>9246636
Delet

>>9246630
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>>9246636
Wrong. Gluten tastes horrible. If you like it you are a flyover rural/suburban retard

Delete this fucking post I'm not even kidding.

>>9246663
>le triggered gluten intolerant nu-male

Fuck it. Gimme all the gluten. Gimme all the GMO-laiden gluten you can find. I don't give a fuck.

>>9246578
Wind?

>>9246703
Are you asking if it's wind that is responsible for the clicking noises? If so, then no, it's not wind.

http://inhabitat.com/plants-can-talk-to-each-other-by-clicking-their-roots/

>>9246568
I've been secretly putting gluten into my boss' lunch. Every time it gets quiet I check if he's dead, but he's still alive.

Djokovic pls go. You need to recover

>>9246663
Stop LARPing as a beta numale bitch.

>>9247465
Thanks anon I laughed pretty hard from this dumb joke

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>be mankind
>eat gluten in the form of bread etc. for thousands of years
>current year
>SAVE YOURSELVES GLUTEN IS POISON

>>9246568

I literally ate an entire cup of vital wheat gluten yesterday in the form of seitan, using this recipe: https://www.artisanveganlife.com/truffled-seitan-is-angelic/

Besides being delicious, I feel fine. No indigestion, no other problems either. It was delicious.

I've gone through 2+ pounds of wheat gluten every week for years and my blood work at the doctor is always fantastic.

Maybe the problem is that so many of you lived in suburban homes where you were overly protected from germs and everything was too cleanly? I grew up in a rat, insect, and mold-infested trailer in the woods and spent my days playing in the mud and hiking in the woods behind the trailer, and consequentially I have no allergies or any food sensitivities. If that's true, then purposefully avoiding anything that upsets your tummy a little bit seems exactly backwards from what you should be doing.

>>9246636
This.

I just wish I could still eat it. Fuck this wheat allergy.