How do I eat this without getting the roof of my mouth torn to shreds?

turn it upside down

>>9246066
Not having a little bitch mouth

>>9246066

open it like an oreo

>>9246066
It's not Captain Crunch, tracing paper gums. How is that cutting you?

>>9246070
fpbp

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>>9246066
>Eating the Jew-sandwich

>>9246066
Shove it up your anus and digest it up through the stomach and out your mouth

>>9246081
I'm guessing he toasts the fuck out of it

>>9246066
practice eating glass shards to build up your resistance

>>9246066
Smaller bites.

>>9246066
>take top bun
>flip top bun
>now the top of the bagel is soft and has cream cheese

dont eat a bagel outside of new york