This is a full english breakfast
>>9245555
>chips
>no black pudding
>no toast
idiot
>>9245680
This bong has it right.
Also;
>no HP
>no tea
7/10 would eat, but not for breakfast. CHIPS? R U OFF YOUR BLOODY ROCKER M8
>chips
>no black pud
>no fried bread
>no HP
>1 small grilled tom - the worst kind
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Do Americans really call this a full English?
>>9245555
Do Americans really eat this?
>brits eat french fries for breakfast
>>9245555
>chips
>beans are watery
>no hash browns
>no black pudding
>no fried bread
FUCKS sake anon
>>9245555
>eating weird ham and soggy mushrooms right after you wake up
Literally makes me retch. Cereal is life.
>>9245555
Looks good.
t. FINLAND
>literally the worst example of a fry up possible
where the fuck are you from m8 cos it ain't England with those standards
I hate how bland it is
>>9245912
Just season the mashed potato with black and white pepper, herbs de province and/or a clove or whatever you like, that should solve any blandness,
>>9245912
Why is your hot dogs foam?
>>9245555
It's enough enough for Americans to have 1 protein for breakfast, but you guys really need 4 proteins?
>>9245555
Gross. It looks like a dog vomited on the plate.
>>9245912
Reminds me of gruenkohl und pinkel, but served autistically, and missing a few things.
>>9245680
Fried slice>toast
Also, fish and chips
>>9245900
mate that is the worst fry up I've seen for a while. Chips should never be on the plate.
>>9245889
>finfags appear everywhere as soon as you move to their country
t. Amerifag eating riisipiirakka
>>9245555
>>9245555
This is a tamal con chocolate.
>>9245912
Is that colcannon with gravy and a kiddie-cut banger?
>>9245555
What the fuck.
>No black pud
>No toast
>Chips
Die
>>9247295
MODS
>>9247295
Dat adipose tho
>>9247342
FAGGOT
>>9245555
Switzerland here.
>>9247407
I've always wanted to live in Switzerland. Will you adopt me?
>>9247307
Nice
>>9245555
>>9247591
Mmmm uma delicia
>>9245555
fuck off yank
>>9245555
Ah British "cuisine". Kek!
>>9245555
>>9245680
>>9245690
>>9245766
>>9245880
>>9246667
>>9247337
All this, and why are you calling it an english brekkie if it's not served on a shovel?
>>9245555
Low life scum food desu, was surprised to see them being sold in NYC for $15/bowl.
>>9248271
Nothing fazes me any more in the city of $3+ drip coffee.
>>9248271
>pierogi
>low-life
everyone likes them regardless of social standing, they truly are the great equalizer
>>9247407
Looks tasty
>>9248271
>Low life scum food desu
Wrong
>>9245555
No ash braaaaaaan?
>>9245555
has anyone made a full english breakfast version of the munchie box yet?
>>9248271
Its seems its you who is low a life scum used to shit tier kinds of that.
>>9249992
This would be good without the veggies imo
>>9245555
There is nothing to be prouder of than the hallmarks of Louisiana Creole Cookery.
I am so grateful to have never had to pay for this stuff
>>9250224
Damn, this makes me want some shrimp etouffee.
Chicken Fried Steak reporting.
God bless my German ancestors who took schnitzel to Frontier-level.
>>9245912
Then you screwed up the gravy.
>>9247307
why is there a dissected cow's stomach and its contents in the left plate?
The number one spanish dish
>>9251169
It's a tamale, that's a banana leaf.
>>9252134
Are you from Russia?
>>9246019
is that bloody curry sauce
>>9245555
How do you people function with all that shit in your stomach? Do you not go to work until 10am?
>>9245887
>cereal
Since American food is usually thought of as burgers here's a very regional US dish. Low country SC. Called chicken bog. Very simple, very delicious. Especially with Carolina gold rice. Hot sauce and black pepper are mandatory.
>>9252239
why do I visit this board at night when I'm hungry, I'd demolish that shit right now
>>9252203
That is icelandic cuisine
>>9245555
Chips are not part of a Full English Breakfast, a Full Irish Breakfast, an Ulster Fry or any other variation of this meal.
>>9247307
looks like an ayaka to me.
>>9252301
"Meal".... Kek!
>>9252255
Where you at bruv? Its 4:50pm where Im at. I have two or three more regional dishes to post if youre interested.
>>9245555
>>9252315
Except for the banana leaf, I can't think of any ayaca that looks like a tamal tolimense. All ayacas I've had have been rectangular and without carrots.
>>9245555
>>9251882
it was a joke, made to mock your taste
>>9245900
Fuck off, OP.
>>9252327
Finland my dude, please go ahead and fuel my hunger
>>9250224
I may not like the south but god damn you fat fuckers hit it out of the park with Creole and Louisiana Cuisine in general.
>flavorful?
Check
>range of ingredients and techniques from simple and comfy to complex and adventurous
Check
>interesting tradition and culture unique to the area that keeps the food genuine?
Check
I've had some etouffee that would make angles cry. If for nothing else but the food I'm glad we got you.
>>9252669
I know. My way to react to jokes is to take them autistically seriously.
>>9245555
looks fucking terrible
>>9252681
For sure Fin-bro. If youre still awake. Commencing a small dump
>oyster roast
>similar to a clam-bake, but specifically with oysters either steamed or roasted
>100% neccessary to have saltine crackers, hot sauce (texas pete or crystal), melted butter, and light beer
Only done in the cold months here since we get the oysters locally
>>9252681
>low country boil
>shrimp, crawdads, corn, lemons and whatever the fuck else you want to put in there
>lots of old bay
>served on a picnic table, preferably on a bunch of newspapers
>>9245887
There's no ham in that picture Cletus. Maybe you should go to a doctor, better start on that new mortgage.
>>9252681
This isnt a coastal SC thing, but regional to where I was born
>livermush
>similar to pate, but best when cooked in a skillet or fried
>eaten at breakfast, usually with cantaloupe, eggs, and a biscuit OR
>eaten at lunch - crispy on white bread with mustard
Absolutely best done in a cast iron pan
>>9247763
This post just screams 12 year old autistic flyover.
>>9245555
This is a number 4, child size.
>>9252316
There's that autism again.
>>9252340
Comfy
>>9253303
Neese's or nothing
>>9252669
jokes are supposed to be funny
>>9253413
Damn bruh where you at
>>9247407
hashbrown and sauage?
Gotcha
Never got to eat them, though.
Not sure how traditional, but it's what I had tonight. USA! USA! ...
Literal translation: Meat Stick
>>9245680
This
Who the fuck has chips with their english breakfast?
ebin swedish meem food
>>9247223
sinun täytyy palata
>>9254156
>ingredients platter
>>9245555
>English Breakfast
>Chips
TITUS HOLEN SIE SICH DAS KREUZ
>>9254156
can't wait for the premiere soon
>>9252239
Shout out fellow South Carolinian.
>>9245555
What I don't like about the English Breakfast is that I could 100% do it better here in the US. Slow cooked pork belly, Montana natural hen eggs, slow-soaked beans in tomato sauce brined, sliced and fried "chips" double fried, and salted.
Right on, but I could literally do your own meal better here in Montana, mate.
>>9254649
>Montana
>>9254262
Looks like a pretty good drunk snack.
>>9254670
I'd give you a nickel for every time you flew over, or anyone else. We'd pay a "fuck you" tax to keep you out of our state.
Think about that.
>>9245555
Step it up senpai
>>9254262
That ain't USA america tho.
>>9249880
Bunnings snag?
Traditional australian summer dish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUebEfrOikY&ytbChannel=World%20Weather%20Nerd
Posting the best catalan dish.
>>9254649
>slow cooked beans in tomato sauce brined
Nah mate all you need to do to make home made baked beans if you are going to the effort of making a good full english is fry some onion and garlic, add some tomato paste, paprika, thyme, little bit of brown sugar, then a can of plain beans and a bunch of passata. Some salt and pepper as well. Or a little soy sauce instead of salt.
Slow cooked pork belly shit it's supposed to be a quick fry up for breakfast. Good bacon is fine.
You fell for the chip bait as well, fuck that off for some good bread.
>>9253268
>>9253281
>>9253303
They look incredible my guy, would definitely love to try the low country boil
Here's one of my favorites from over here
>laskiaispulla (Semla)
>sweet roll with cream and fillings, I usually has almond or cinnamon
>very good with warm milk
>>9245555
if u look clopsely at the bacon it says
IRA
lol
>>9254924
I'd hate to see the worst.
>>9245555
guys look at the image title
PUB
this is a commercially produced brekkie
also i'm surprised noone cares about the quads. from now on the ideal possible full english breakfast is now that; the quads have declared new reality.
so all the flaws y'all declared are amplified
>>9245690
desu tea doesnt go well with a full english breakfast imo
>>9245555
bean crock-jersey
>>9254262
god, just think about how mushy and soggy that fuckin monstrosity is
>>9254999
>>9255012
>>9254262
Why not just chew on a potato chip, spit it out onto another potato chip baby bird style & eat that potato chip?
Is it true americans dont have meat pies?
I saw a show once where some americans were literally dry heaving at the idea of it.
Speaking of pies, heres a meat pie floater.
Just a normal pie dumped in a bowl of pea soup, or pea and ham soup.
No idea why its a thing, pretty good though.
>>9255016
but then you wouldn't get all that extra sodium
>>9255017
We call them empanadas, or a nice comfy chicken pot pie.
Russia here
get on my level
>>9255022
I've heard of chicken pot pies, but I was talking specifically beef and gravy meat pies, which is our standard pie.
What you call empanadas we call pastys
>>9255030
>>9255030
>eating from a food truck
>food and wine connoisseur
Why are hamericans so arrogant?
We got this.
>>9255040
All the nukes.
>>9255043
>>9245680
>>9245900
shoo shoo OP
>>9254155
>>9245680
>>9245690
>>9245766
>>9245880
>>9246667
>>9254257
>>9252301
>>9247337
shut the fuck up. any traditional caf in a UK city will offer chips with your full english. you think you're demonstrating purity and authenticity but really you just don't know your own fucking country and are sheltered middle class cunts
This is a traditional Turkish breakfast dish, called "Menemen". It's basically sauteed bell pepper + tomato(es) and egg. You can add some cheese in there for extra protein and taste as well. I eat this every morning with some cottage cheese and olives. 40g of protein, and it's tasty as fuck. Try it sometime.
>>9254262
fucking ew
>>9255070
Turkey has the best eggs. Loved those huges as omelets in the morning at the beach.
>>9255070
Litetally an omelette. You aren't special, cockroach
>>9245555
I consolidate the mushroom, bacon, tomato and egg into a scrambo.
Can some british people please relay to me whether this is halal or haram.
Breakfast is a meme.
Why in the world would you make yourself feel full before the day has barely begun?
>>9255078
You sound upset, /pol/. Maybe you should leave your mothers basement for once and get some fresh air. Haven't done that in a while, no?
>>9255085
Cos you got to work your brain and/or body for the next 4-5 hours and you just slept for 4-8 hours and the last time you ate was 10-12 hours ago.
>>9255096
>70s science
Should I eat just grain and veggies too?
Thanks Dr. Goldman, you're my greatest ally.
>>9255070
BruuUUUuUuUuhHhHHhHHHHH
I'm gonna have to give this a go, I love scrambo and I love capsicum.
Thank you but also fuck you for gallipoli even though that was our bad really.
>>9255103
Don't forget to salt and pepper after you add the eggs. Also, fresh thyme goes really well with menemen.
>>9255102
>science
No, just numbers.
Are you upset about something?
>>9255102
>millennial pseudoscience
>>9255078
go back to /pol/ with your hate you ignorant faggot, nobody wants your opinion here
>>9252214
chipshop "curry" isn't really curry
>>9254962
Good catch. How will the EDL ever recover?
This is a typical salvadoran breakfast but its missing the tortillas
>>9255472
Nice meme but now-a-days the El Salvadoran breakfast is .a barrel full or lead.
>>9245555
How many calories is that? How come every brit isn't obese?
>>9255066
This. It is extremely commonplace to have chips wiff your breakfast in cafes.
>>9255514
>How come every brit isn't obese?
They pretty much are.
>>9255529
http://www.stusfood.com/general-news/food-information/food-and-health/105-there-are-how-many-calories-in-a-fried-english-breakfast
Do you skip lunch when you eat this stuff?
>>9255539
>Do you skip lunch when you eat this stuff?
yes
but that's not necessary.
let's say you skip lunch, freeing up like 600 calories or whatever for your sunday. i might not skip lunch, but i might eat 100 less calories of food per day over the course of the week than you do. overall i've eaten 100 less calories than you a week after that full english.
you can eat whatever the fuck you want. ain't one meal gonna do shit
>>9255559
I thought you bongs ate that every day.
>>9255529
WHO Data on Prevalence of Overweight (BMI ≥ 25kg/m2) (2014)
Country Overall rank Overall prevalence of overweight (%) Female rank Female prevalence of overweight (%) Male rank Male prevalence of overweight (%)
United Kingdom 32 63.4 65 58.8 21 68.1
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Body_Mass_Index_(BMI)
Was ist los meine neger
>>9255472
looks pretty good, what's in it?
>pretending toast, fried slice, hash browns or bubble are better than chips
>>9255565
Back in the day of long hours of manual labor or working in a factory, sure, people would eat a big breakfast like that.
But nowadays where most people sit behind a desk and type? Nah, not an everyday thing.
welcome to canada, enjoy your heart attack
>>9245555
>>9255565
Its a Saturday or Sunday morning thing ime mostly.
>>9254980
tea is the most perfect combination with a full english bruv what you chatting
>>9255037
i've never seen a meatpie anywhere (i live in ohio) but even traveling around the US i've never seen one.
>>9255968
Yeah its good but Pint > Tea
>>9245555
America right? If not that is a joke of a fry up.
>>9255472
it looks very good m8, it always get my attention how in México we see the platano (fried, etc) as a snack or dessert but you guys eat it as part of the main dish
>>9255586
Igitt!
>>9254156
Hell, I'd eat that
real mexican food
>>9245555
is that a a burnt cow anus in the middle of the plate
>>9256591
that appears to be a tomato
did you refer to the black mushroom next to it?
>>9256598
the tomato looks fine. the charcoal black rectal donut does not.
>>9255527
Where are all these obese people in Canada? You barely see any... does being a bit overweight count as obese now?
>>9255070
hey that's лeтнa мaнцa you dirty turk!
>>9256619
>Where are all these obese people in Canada?
Back in the US, the vacation's over
>>9256619
>Where are all these obese people in Canada?
Saskachawon, or however the fuck you spell it.
>>9253303
>mustard
dont you mean grape jelly
>>9255012
is that just bread or is it wrapped around something
>>9256623
nope pretty sure that's menemen
>>9256709
menemen is bomb
my friends mom makes it when we visit her sometimes. She also chops up some hot peppers in it. The way i eat is basically dip bread in it,scoop it up and eat it. Go`s best with turkish bread.
How can non-Americans even compete?
>>9247407
banana and eggs ??
>>9256977
What's it like to be blind?
>>9256806
No. That's mexican food.
>>9257149
>40% of the population
>not americans
ummm try again sweetie
>>9246019
I hate mushy peas. It's the only thing I won't eat.
>>9257176
>40%
Hm.
>>9257199
we both know it's true.
>>9245555
When you opt in for "all day breakfast" and they punish you by taking away the hash browns, toast and black pudding, because fuck, consuming an actual breakfast at 12pm is apparently retarded.
>>9255039
walla walla bing bang
meatball and pig feet stew
>>9245912
what is this?
>>9257208
You do know that is from a protestant wop cooking channel right?
>>9257587
Makes me want samurai sauce, I haven't had anything really similar since I left Belgium.
>>9257584
not an arguement
>>9257685
Do Americans really eat this?
>>9253303
Similar to what I grew up with in Pennsylvania, scrapple
>>9257700
Yes
>>9257584
>protestant wop
>>9257685
can someone please tell me what like half those ingredients are? The fuck is going all over the corn on the cob
>>9257745
looks like some kind of double cream, grated cheese, paprika and other seasoning
>>9257730
As crazy as it sounds, it is true. His pastor was even convicted of murder.
>>9257745
>can someone please tell me what like half those ingredients are? The fuck is going all over the corn on the cob
Mexican roasted sweet corn on the cob. It usually starts with not steamed corn, but roasted over coals in the husk, so right before this clip if done right you'd see them pull back the husks.
Now there is a common theme to street food and fruit in mexico, lime juice and chili-salt. They sprinkle it on cucumber spears, mango, pineapple, melon, etc. There is ways to have butter without refrigeration, and not use up limes too, you use mexican mayo instead, as mexican mayo is made with lime juice, not vinegar. So you get creamy and tangy in one. Now they also can make lime-chili salt, such as tajin brand.
1) mayo
2) cotija, a mexican fresher tasting parmesan, or queso fresco, a kind of a cross between feta and mozz
3) chili powder, chili powder, Tajin lime-chili-salt
--
That is the main recipe. The chips and such are like for extra elotes on the side, corn and then all that crap again. It is stupid. They are melting that mayo under there with hot drippy corn on top of chips? It's just some vendor's idea of value.
The corn on the cob this guy made is supposed to be a generous caloric value thing to drum up business. Ideally nothing on it would be that thick. Would any human want a face full of mayo and cheese crumbles? Hell no. A decent place would also serve it off the cob with a fork in a small cup. Layering the toppings on top.
>>9249994
without the veggies thats legit just a HSP
>>9255015
>pic of cabbage loeaves
please describe the taste!!!!
>>9257777
>Would any human want a face full of mayo and cheese crumbles? Hell no.
>>9255037
no we dont really have those. some specialty resteraunts will but its uncommon.
the only empanadas we eat come from taco bell and have apple pie filling
>>9252239
Is this just a version of jambalaya?
>>9252714
Shoney's is a trap for seniors looking for an early bird special.
>>9251864
would eat
>>9257707
Marylander here. Love me some scrapple
>>9249945
low oife scum detected.
>>9255070
More like Mememem.
This is my local area's version of a chicken BBQ and many many many similar knockoff versions can be found every summer at fairs, fire halls, fund raisers, road side stands, benefits, etc. Its just a simple marinade with oil, vinegar and eggs with basic seasonings, charcoal grilled and served with various sides like mac/potato salad, marinated tomatoes, baked beans or slaw. and always a potato roll. Its a greasy salty carb feast. Its pretty fuckin good desu. Its top comfy small town eats.
>>9245555
>chips for breakfast
You lookin for a slap in the mouth m8?
>>9258583
and I completely blanked on the Salt Potatoes, basically B grade red potatoes boiled in brine till they split, and held in crockpots/chaffers full of melted butter.
>>9258583
This looks so good
>>9255033
>porridge with banana slices
What the fuck is this, Oliver Twist?
>>9245555
>chips
Fuck right off you absolute Deano
>>9257700
Can confirm, only brown Americans eat this
>>9257289
Jesus I'm sorry
>>9257707
Cincinnati rat here, I've heard scrapple is similar to goetta how is it?
>>9256499
the meme smell may change your mind
>>9245555
>>9245912
>>9246019
>>9247307
>>9247407
>>9249880
>>9249992
>>9250282
>>9252239
>>9253303
>>9254063
>>9254156
>>9254204
>>9254276
>>9254262
>>9254721
>>9254886
>>9254924
>>9254966
>>9254999
>>9255017
>>9255020
>>9255070
>>9255083
>>9255472
>>9255586
>>9256562
>>9257289
>>9257587
>>9258583
>>9258593
>>9258666
ayyy lmaoing at your lives
greetings from austria
>>9257208
what the FUCK
why are people eating this
what is wrong with spics and muricans
i can feel the acid reflux just from watching the video
>>9255016
I used to do that with bbq pringles when I was a kid
>>9256619
We made the mistake of not killing our natives and they balloon up from booze
>>9245555
Ha! Mum used to make fry ups just like this!
You from lakes?
>>9245836
Underrated
>>9245555
>full english breakfast
>chips
>>9254945
>cinnamon
>in laskiaispulla
>>9257685
At first I thought they were going to fry corn on the cob then I got severely disappointed when they didn't. I might have to try doing it myself.
Maksalaatikko, liver casserole.
Liver, rice, syrup, raisins, served with lingonberry jam.
>>9258720
>Austria
You mean southern germany?
>>9255066
Americanised trash cafes.
>>9259043
Ah I see you're also a man of fine taste try putting mustard on a pizza with a lot of meat taste good.
>>9259063
No, I mean Austria.
>>9259114
>No, i mean southern germany.
Got it.
>>9259114
I do love my Kangaruschnitzel
>>9258720
>replying to all those posts.
More like Autisria
>>9254897
THE ONION IS ALWAYS UNDERDONE
>>9245555
Argentina
Patagonian Lamb
half of what's posted here is disgusting as shit.
catalan food is world's best, im so thankful to live where i live
>>9259299
>mediterranean nigger
>thinks he's superior to anyone else
lololol
>>9259299
catalunia espanol
>>9254137
ayo gr bro
>>9257685
Dude this is some Mexican bullshit
>>9260143
>implying Mexico isn't part of america
>>9259299
what's the stuff they spread on the bread there?
>>9260148
Euro education everyone.
>>9260162
just the face of a cut tomato
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pa_amb_tom%C3%A0quet
>>9260199
Retard.
>>9260143
>>9260199
>>9260205
>North America and America are the same thing.
It's like you get off on being dumb.
>>9245912
All english food is bland. English food is the laughing stock of the world for a reason.
>>9260215
Ahh, so when Euros say "Do Americans really do X" they mean from South America to Canada. Good to know... man you're a dummy.
>>9255070
Oh hey, we got a similar dish in Slovakia (tho it's also very common in Hungary). We call it leco. Ours has onion, though. Not everyone adds eggs, but I do and it's super tasty. Some people add mushrooms. And some people add hot dogs because Slovakia is 3/4s white trash
10/10 comfy homecooking
>>9260228
that would be US, though. excessive amounts, so much grease, lack of vegetables. Your "pizzas" aren't even right, they're way too thick.
>>9260232
>being this butthurt
Got some sand in your cunt, Sharty?
:^)
Looks fuckin awesome.
>>9254670
Enjoy your overpriced goods, pollution, and "diverse" cultures.
>>9254681
Ignore these faggots who constantly use flyover state as an insult. One day society will break down due to a pandemic, Trump chimping out, or a natural disaster. We'll be fine. They will be fucked.
Also, there's nothing like living in the countryside to grow your own food and enjoy life.
>>9260248
>calling someone dumb for not knowing how many continents are on the planet makes you mad
I am less mad than you are dumb.
>>9260232
Ahh, so when USAians say "Do Euros really do X" they mean from the right of Wales to the south of Scotland. Good to know... man you're a dummy.
>>9260280
Include the muslim countries as well Ahmed.
>>9260305
[spoiler]I did[/spoiler]
>>9258720
Fuck you and your mass replies.
>>9257289
That looks like something my dog barfed up, except the chunks are packed together.
>>9260374
Ethiopian?
Looks good whatever it is.
>>9260370
>I love proper French/Spanish salamis
Fuet is just too good, nothing beats it
>>9260242
Sure,
Thats why the US is consistently in the top 5 countries with best food when ranked and the UK doesnt even touch the top 10.
>>9260275
US food may not be best, but there is no way English food even comes close to comparing.
>>9260380
yep
>>9260582
I wonder who's behind the ranking
>>9245555
This picture is fucking with my head. It looks both upside down and rightway up at the same time.
Luckily I know what causes this perceptual effect in the brain.
>>9260623
whats going on here
>>9260632
Recycling.
>>9260623
>>9260597
Pull up a ranking by an english source that proves otherwise I fucking dare you. Be in denial all you want, wont change anything.
recalentado (reheated)
beans from a day earlier with rice and spices, fried egg and a savory corn dough kind of cake
>>9260582
>credible citation needed
nasi pecel
rice vegetables and peanut sauce
Indonesia mother fucker
>>9254980
>imo
Good job you qualified your shitty opinion there.
>>9260774
USA BTFO!
>>9260623
E D G E S I P S
>>9256709
>menemen
Do doo doo do do.
>>9256623
Serbia has no culture food, only depression food.
>>9259299
I wanna disagree because of your attitude but I was in Barcelona last month and the food was incredible, 10/10
>>9260162
Unpaid bills.
>>9253303
MAH NIQQA
>>9254262
Mexifag here, id try this if it didnt have like 5 fucking raw onions in it
>>9260235
yeah onions and white mushrooms are cool I guess but when it's 7AM and I'm looking for a quick fix it's just extra work. maybe on weekends.
>>9245887
>cereal
It is pretty hard to get a lower-class breakfast than cereal.
>>9254255
This. It just looks so bland.
>>9257208
Fucking Mexicans