Prove Me Wrong

Being disgusted by hawaiian pizza is something only contrarians do. Sweet and savory works for a reason, though admittedly the entire thing is dependent on how good the ham is.

>>9244729
>Sweet and savory works for a reason
Go ahead and put skittles on your pizza and tell me how that works.
Pineapple is shit on pizza.

white pizza with ricotta, onion, mushroom > *

>>9244734
>Go ahead and put skittles on your pizza and tell me how that works.
that's a really bad argument

>>9244734
Baby palate

>>9244734
You actually use pineapples on other dishes. You don't use skittles because they dont work with anything except other candy.

>>9244738
>that's a really bad argument
A) Not an argument
B) How about strawberries then? Whipped cream? Cantaloupe?
It's not a food that pairs well with sweetness. Plain and simple.

>>9244734
Le false equivalency maymay

>>9244746
Tomato sauce is sweet though. Thanks for playing, hun.

>>9244749
>What is a hyperbole

>>9244755
It's not even remotely close to as sweet as other fruits, and the acidity cuts the sweetness out of the equation almost entirely.

>>9244765
Pineapple is more acidic than tomato. Thanks for playing, hun.

>>9244772
And not even remotely enough to cut its own sweetness. Thanks for playing, sweetie.

>>9244775
You're wrong about that one. Thanks for playing, hun.

>>9244746
>pair meat and fruit together which has been done for thousands of years
>oh yeah well why don't you just put a chewy candy with meat?

People eat strawberries with chicken salads and cured pork with cantaloupe pretty frequently. Whipped cream is a dessert topping, that's just as bad as your candy argument.

>>9244775
>Thanks for playing, sweetie
pineapple hater boy copycatting cuz he mad as fuck lmao

>>9244746
>How about strawberries then? Whipped cream? Cantaloupe?

Those all sound gross on a pizza. Pineapple, however, works very well and I don't pretend to know why. It just works. Pineapple + ham + jalapeno + bbq sauce = a divine mixture. Don't knock it til you've tried it, genderqueer.

>>9244789
>This fruit and meat works, so ALL fruit and meat works!
Pineapple is great with a lot of things. Bread and cheese is not one of them.

>>9244788
Sorry but I think you're mistaken, it looks like you're the one who's wrong. It's okay, we all make oopsies from time to time!

>>9244794
>Don't knock it til you've tried it
I have, multiple times, and every time it was fucking disgusting.

>>9244799
Maybe try not being so wrong next time. Thanks for playing, hun.

>>9244806
There you go again, making a whoopsie!

>>9244811
Take a break from the computer if it's making you so angry. Thanks for playing, hun.

Switch the first one with the last one, no one should eat a pizza for the toppings.

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>>9244799
>Pineapple is great with a lot of things. Bread and cheese is not one of them.
It's more like it's paired with the ham, but fruit also goes with bread and cheese too.

>>9244801
>i don't like thing so it's objectively wrong
>pic related
You don't have to like everything and that's okay

>>9244813
Dear I'm not mad at all, I'm just concerned that you keep saying all these wrong things!

>>9244820
>fruit also goes with bread and cheese too.
Sure
Pineapple isn't one of those fruits

>>9244698
Does the last pic also contain blue cheese? If yes, I agree. If not it's far from a brain evolution.

>>9244821
You can't keep this up and expect clean mental health. Thanks for playing, hun.

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>people using "dear" and "hun" unironically

Is /ck/ filled with females, or is everyone just gay?

>>9244828
Jokes on you, my mental health was sullied before I came into this thread.

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>>9244826

>>9244831
/ck/ is a women's board, you can stop pretending to be a dude.

>>9244801
what's ur geographic location

>>9244832
Love you, hun

>Banned for on-topic discussion and retaliatory shitposting
Literally the most retarded mod on the site.

Bans are cowardly

>>9244698
didnt you make this shitty post earlier this week you fucking idiot
heres your (you)