Getting my wife to eat Vietnamese food

Let your wife fuck another man.

It saved my marriage.

>>9244156
mail order bride?

this might fall under lemon law and you can get a refund or a new one.

>>9244156
Time for a divorce anon.

>>9244156
Coleslaw mb. If she likes that try get her to try some different kinds of slaw with different marinades. From there a show of making spring rolls or bahn mi from similar ingredients might convince her to broaden her horizons.

>>9244156

She wants a baby.

If she's seeing condoms everywhere and hates the thought, then she wants you to get it to her raw. It's her biological clock basically screaming at her to pop some faggots out.

So either creme her fraiche, or start looking for a new hole in the wall.

>>9244156
You made your bed now you lie in it. People unwilling to try new food or being very picky is a big warning sign for me - it usually means low intelligence, shitty upbringing or poor education, or a combination of all those.

>>9244156
Get a new, not-shitty wife.

>>9244156
Divorce that uncultured whore

>>9245306
>>9245310

This.

>>9244230
What is it with Americans and always wanting you to wear a condom?

>>9245325
Unlike EuroPEENons, we don't like having AIDS.

>>9245310
/Thread

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>>9244156
Sounds like this is something you should have worked out before getting married, DESU. Sympathies. Are you Vietnamese?

See if you can get her to help you make the stuff in your kitchen. Maybe she'll try it since she's seen how it's all put together.

>rotten fish
So, skip the fish sauce and use a peanut based sauce instead. The first Vietnamese restaurant I went to used that -- I think it was natural peanut butter (no added sugar), some chopped peanuts, and they might have sneaked some nam pla in as well, I'd never heard of it back then. It was good on the spring rolls, and I prefer it to the fish sauce even now (but can't find any place that does that).

>>9245336
It's rare and difficult to get AIDS from heterosexual sex, especially for men. Unless you're fucking crack whores in the ass, in which case use a condom.

>>9245325
As >>9245336 points out, this is a result of the 1980s homosexual-generated propaganda that the entire world is going to die of AIDS unless we find a cure for gay men so that they don't all kill each other off through rampant unprotected assfucking. You don't hear much about that today because the gay lobby and their lapdogs in the media have buried a lot of that history, but the homosexuals goddamn near killed themselves off (good riddance) by it, and then resorted to intentionally assaulting police at demonstrations, and in some cases deliberately infecting teenage girls and grandmothers, in an effort to spread AIDS to the general population to terrify everyone into funding a cure.

See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimberly_Bergalis among many more. It's mostly been whitewashed out of history; you practically have to wade through paper archives of old newspapers to find the stories about that shit any more.

>>9244156
Stop appropriating Vietnamese culture, mi dang.

>>9245310
yup

>>9244156
Blindfold and force feed her. Good job getting married to someone who doesn't share such basic interests as favorite foods. I know married people who prepare separate meals because they're picky eaters and I'm thinking what a fucking waste but they've been married for more than 10 years so they can put up with it so you can too.

Should have figured this out before marrying her, now deal with it

>>9244156
Shouldnt have married a fly over

>>9245325
Kids are expensive, ahmed. And in america welfare barely puts food on the table

>>9245325
American here, literally never wear a condom with my lady, we have contingencies in place if she gets pregnant that we've discussed, cumming inside her feels good man.

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>>9248710
>literally never wear a condom with my lady, we have contingencies in place if she gets pregnant that we've discussed

>>9244156
Maybe just their bbq meat and rice dishes?

She even thinks pho is weird? I'd start with pho or maybe bahn mi

>>9248724
>drumpfag can't put benis in lady so nobody can
neat.

>>9246851
Yeah, gay-police relations are totally because of AIDS. Nailed it.

Just feed her a bunch of hot dogs and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Like you would a child. She sounds kinda retarded in her development, hang on to that. Stupid people are the easiest to control.

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>>9244230
>creme her fraiche

>>9244156
Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>>9249001
>I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.

You're so fucked. Divorce now before you become a 40 year old who kills themselves. I'm not even joking. You're ending in divorce and you will wish yourself death in the near future.

>>9249001
nice copypasta

>>9248728
Yeah, she even gets grossed out by pho. She once heard that rice noodles contain arsenic and that bean sprouts have parasites?

>>9244156
get a wife that is open minded and not a closeted racist

>>9249063
is your wife retarded

This is a good bread.

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>>9249001

>>9249001
Took over 25 replies to get here, step it up

>>9244156
PHO'D

>>9249063
How did you end up marrying an idiot, divorce now

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>>9244156
ur eggrolls are terrible and i would literaly never deep throat them

>>9249090
Not OP, but god damn, how could I forget advising to play the race card?

>>9246851
>it's rare and difficult to get AIDS from heterosexual sex
I knew Europe was backwards, but I didn't realize you were "AIDS is a gay disease" levels of pants-on-head retarded

>>9249697
It certainly was back then. AIDS was almost entirely confined to (1) male homosexuals, (2) Haitians, (3) hemophiliacs, and (4) IV drug abusers who shared needles.

Nowadays it is still primarily (1) male homosexuals and (2) IV drug abusers. My source is the Centers for Disease Control:

https://www.cdc.gov/nchhstp/newsroom/docs/2012/hiv-infections-2007-2010.pdf

(Oooh, lookit dat, 66% of new infections are in male homosexuals, 8% are in IV drug abusers who aren't homosexuals.)

Also, a substantial majority of the "heterosexual infections" are from black and hispanic male homosexuals who are hiding their sexual proclivities from their "beard" girlfriends/wives and who end up infecting them as a result.

Less than 0.5% of new infections are in heterosexual men who are not IV drug abusers. That's because it's pretty close to impossible to acquire it from getting either saliva or twat slime on your dick. The two major routes of infection are from either (1) contact with infected semen, especially up the ass because HIV loves to enter intestinal mucosa, or (2) blood, almost always when sticking it into your body via a needle-stick.

But of course you're welcome to be an SJW who ignores, and lies about, the truth in order to push your agenda of "homosexuals aren't filthy disgusting perverts you cis hetero shitlord scum REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"

>>9249098
not OP but yes she is

>>9244156
>pretend to be vietnamese on a taiwanese golfequipment discussion board
>dont know the difference between spring and summerrolls

>>9248724
>giving your wives snatch a baby-batter filling is now reddit

Wow. I can't tell. Is it trolling or brain damage?

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>>9250676
my sides

was gonna say banh mi as well

Or just a healthy soup without the springy meat ball (the texture is weird for newbs) and without tripes

>>9250676
I never said I was Vietnamese. And isn't it only New Englanders who call them summer rolls? I wouldn't know, I live in Commiefornia.

>>9250920
See
>>9246861

>>9249697
A buddy of mine is nailing his bitch for two years almost every day of the week now. Doesn't have a single issue yet.

>>9249063
Pho is so goddam delicious I have a religious experience whenever I have it. Sounds like she'll never come around, sorry m8y

>>9250920
how is vietnamese food "a huge part" of your life, if you are not vietnamese?
get your head out of your ass, you probably just cook it in a disgusting way

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>>9250676

Vietnamese food is mostly just a shittier version of Cantonese food anyways (pho literally came from Chinese)

inb4 rice farmers get mad

>>9244156
needs more grilled dog

>>9250618
>Haitians

What? Why were Haitians in particular affected by AIDS?

>>9251296
>Poverty=less birth control
Lots of anal sex.

>>9248710
That's until she suddenly feels different. You're going to be a father.

>>9244230
>creme her fraiche
wew

>>9249001
t. white trash

>>9251147
Pho came from the French, retard - fuck you too

>>9249610
>tfw no trap bf to deepthroat my eggrolls.

>>9244156
looks gross. they didn't even bother to fry those eggrolls.

>>9251296
Because AIDS started in Africa, apparently as a zoonotic virus originally from monkeys, most likely from Africans eating "bushmeat" (dead monkeys and bats, just like how ebola keeps cropping up there), and then somehow got introduced into Haiti, probably because both are full of niggers. They were rampantly fucking and raping each other for years before that faggot flight attendant from Canada got infected and started spreading it all over faggotdom.

http://www.theaidsinstitute.org/node/259

> Scientists identified a type of chimpanzee in West Africa as the source of HIV infection in humans.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/10/071029-aids-haiti.html

> When AIDS was officially recognized in 1981 in the U.S., for instance, the unusually high prevalence of the disease in Haitian immigrants fueled speculation that the Caribbean island was the source of the mysterious illness.

https://www.avert.org/professionals/history-hiv-aids/origin

> In 1983, the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) in the United States listed the main at-risk groups, including partners of people with AIDS, people who inject drugs, haemophiliacs and people who have recently been to Haiti. [...] Before long people began to talk colloquially of a “4-H Club” at risk of AIDS: homosexuals, haemophiliacs, heroin addicts and Haitians

Look, this is all simple historical fact, and the information is readily available if you want to look it up instead of shrieking REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! every time I mention something that conflicts with your narrow-minded SJW worldview.

tell this cunt to quit being a little bitch and live life

it isnt like that shit is gonna kill her

fucking try it dumb bitch

>>9252141
I am not the anon you responded to, the spiel about SJWS is not necessary. I just asked why Haitians, and I got an answer. Thanks.

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>>9252606
Oh, ok. Anyway, the rumor that Africans got HIV from fucking monkeys is probably not true. Maybe.

>>9251652
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pho#Etymology_and_origins
Try again

>>9252709
Yeah that seems a little far fetched. The bush meat explanaton is one I've heard for a while, makes sense to me.

>>9253582
>Yeah that seems a little far fetched.
Not if you've ever seen any genuine Africans in action. . . .

>>9245325
Because they all believe in God and think that life starts at cumming in a woman

>>9244156
>some hipster faggot without a drop of asian blood in him acting like he's vietnamese
Did you get tired of sushi already?

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>>9251059
Here's an idea of what OP looks like. See if you can put two and two together.

Maybe she doesn't like the reminder of the fact that the greatest empire on earth lost to a bunch of south-east Asian peasants?

This is a shit thread

>>9255555
France wasn't the greatest empire on Earth.

>>9250920
This. Only the disgusting East Coast (which barely has any Vietnamese person) calls it summer rolls.

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>>9255665

Bumblasted.

https://youtu.be/f7RVANi1rv0

Send her to Africa.

>>9244158
fpbp

>>9244156
Farm the rice pay the price! Stop racemixing.

>>9255780
He's not Vietnamese, but as someone fucking a gook, suck a dick.

>>9244156
Get her to watch some anime that has asian food in it.

>>9256519
Isekai Shokudou Is pretty good so far. It makes food look good like shokugeki no soma but without all the foodgasms.

>>9244158
This guy gets it

>>9244156
>She says all the dishes look some combination of condoms, shredded condoms, lawn trimmings, and rotten fish.
You know she's right though

Viets btfo

>>9256974
You still suck Marky Mark.

>>9249697
When the AIDS-HIV connection was first identified over 95% of infected people were gay men, so yeah it's pretty much the gay disease

>>9251059
I dunno. My old roomate was a white shutin who ate Viet food 6 days per week.

I'd unironically say it was a big part of his life.

>>9250920
Commiefornian here. Local Thai place calls them summer rolls.

>>9254725
Haitians are not fucking Africans you retard.