Do you energize your almonds before consumption /ck/?

Is that the same as activating them?

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Obligatory.

>>9242143
i energize mine in the microwave

>>9242143
I indoctrinate mine.
I even give them little cult hats.

>>9242697
Same.

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>>9242697
STOP

>>9243918
Great source mate

>>9243918
One of my coworkers used to nag people about this sort of shit. He wasn't very bright.

>>9243993
One of my coworkers used to nag people about this sort of shit. He wasn't very bright.

So, basically, he does a similar job. Says a lot about you, doesn't it?

>>9244078
yeah sure mate, considering i also post on an imageboard of idiots. also learn how to greentext.

>>9243918
>MILK AND CEREALS

WHO MICROWAVES SUCH THINGS?

>>9243918
da fuq u be thankin excitin water molecules in mah food yo

dat shit chemicals and i only eat all natural deep fried

i aint tryin to be an xman and shit!

>>9244275
Do you not activate your milk and cereals?

>>9244286
Dem White people excite the water to keep us down!

>>9243918
>The microwave field
Hahaha wtf

>>9243918
You should also stop boiling food to.

>>9243918
If you stand within 3 feet of a microwave while it's running your brain will literally get diabetes and implode, I learned that from ck.

>>9242143
How do I... activate almond milk?

>>9245168
There should be a switch on the side that says "unactivated" and "activated"
The more expensive cartons have indicator lights.

>>9242143
I go to stores and activate all the almonds in the bulk food area.
Nobody knows they are buying pre-activated almonds and they aren't getting freshly activated ones!

>>9244275
y'ever microwaved oatmeal or farina you big oaf?

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>>9243918
please tell me people aren't this fucking stupid

>>9245385
They are even more dumb than the image suggests.

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How many almonds can you eat a day? I think I've gobbled down 200g and I'm not feeling so well.

>>9245385
Yes they are.
People still own those death machines.
You might as well be sitting on nuclear fallout.

>>9245653
200,000 almonds?!

>>9245678
200grams/7ounce

>>9245168
>>9245314
"Activating" is germinating but not waiting for sprouts to pop out. You can't do it yourself because the FDA requires pasteurization of almonds. Whole grains can be activated before cooking.

>>9242143
I don't know why people find the idea of wetting seeds (e.g. Almonds) and letting them rest for a while to make them think they're going to sprout so they release all the good chemicals that's stored in non-human-absorbable forms so alien.

People in Asia do this with rice too, letting the unprocessed whole grain rice rest in a warm bowl of water before cooking.

>>9242155
What happens if a sticker falls off?

>>9242143
When is he coming over?

>>9247325
You have to eat them with the stickers on

>>9245685
You dumb ass nigga, you can get raw almonds at any swpl grocery store. They are at trader joes and whole foods and probably other upmarket grocers.

>>9248725
"raw" almonds are still pasteurized.

>>9247325
you send them back to the factory

>>9248736
Prove it

>>9242155
This can't be real

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>>9248745

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Almond#Mandatory_pasteurization_in_California

You can watch some fail to sprout if you want.

"raw" cashews are heavily steamed. They're inedible when raw.

>>9245685
holy shit
someone made activating almonds a real thing

>>9248822
It was a real thing before it was a meme. Get off this site and do your homework. Maybe candy coat it by doing it intermittently with a game that has some downtime.

>>9248773
>California.
They pasteurize everything because one kid got an upset tumtum.

I used to eat almonds off the tree.

>>9245385
people aren't this fucking stupid

>>9245679
2001 almonds?

>>9245385
You're right, people do indeed still own (and use) microwaves in their home in the current year. I haven't owned a microwave in well over a decade, and am still recovering from the ionisation caused by the microwave field, but my thoughts are already far clearer and withing 3 months I should be able to manipulate time and space at will.