Be honest. Aren't you just a little bit curious?

>>9239716
>pasteurized prepared cheese product
I mean I like american cheese, but why would you eat that?

>>9239716
No, not really.

>>9239716
$2.89 for that little piece of shit. Jesus, no

Does it melt?

>>9239716
No. Anything that says Kraft on it is shit.

>>9239716
A bit. Is it solid or liquid?

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I'd rather have some decent cheese spread.

>>9239716
if it's the same consistency as those Laughing Cow wedges I might be interested

>>9239716
>Aren't you just a little bit curious?

No, why would I be? I can tell from the packaging that it's going to be crap.

"Cheese Product" is just code word for soy.

>>9243061

No, it's a code word for "Don't buy me - I taste bad".

>>9243061
Nope. Maybe you should look up FDA regulations instead of being a reactionary housewife.

Bet you don't even use sodium citrate to prepare the best melted parmesan sauce imaginable.

>>9243091
>FDA regulations
Not the Anon you're responding to, but FDA pretty much covers food safety, not food quality. Regardless of how it's labeled anything made by Kraft will be shit.

>>9243124

They also cover advertising, which includes the legal definitions of various labeling terms, including "cheese product".