Food Network Star Thread. Who do you guys want to go home?

>>9239631
I'm rooting for the chick, but as long as the gay doesn't win I'll be happy.

>>9239631
>>9239697
gay kid*
as opposed to the middle aged balding fruit, who is slightly more tolerable than the young one.

>>9239631
Giada. I want her to come to my home.

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>>9239631
>2017
>unironically watching food network

>>9239732
>2017
>doing anything ironically
>not living a life of pure sincerity

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>>9239723

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>>9239631
Today /ck/ I shall share with you my secret recipe for lasagna! Because comfort food should be easy.

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>>9239762
(The word "lasagna" originates from the Greek word for chamber pot)

>>9239762
Oh god I HATED that episode. HATED HATED HATED. I usually loved his show but that episode was just so autistic and fucked up. "Here's what Lasagna is for 99% of America. And here's what Lasagna is for Italy. We're going to make something completely fucking different because I don't like that and fuck you it's my show"

>>9239774
Wasn't it in a slow cooker?

>>9239748
yeah you shouldn't watch it all

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>>9239774
Three to three ratio... vegetation... critter part of the equaysh...

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>>9239835
Salt the shit outta your zucchini

>>9239781
Yes. And dry as fuck, barely any sauce or cheese. Because that was "comfort food" to him

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>>9239849
This normal lasagna may look delicious, but it's rendered inaccessible by this watery moat. Avoid at all cost!

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>>9239868
That's because normies use "ricotta". What you're really after is goat milk carbs and proteins.

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>>9239732
Everybody call this guy a faggot.

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Anytime Bobby Flay loses, it’s because he’s sabotaged.

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>>9239872
Forget rectangles. Instead pretend your making a giant manicotti. With powdered goat milks.

Alton Brown, desu. I respect the hell out of his food skills, and Good Eats was a great show, but his fame has clearly gone to his head. The shows he's been on have made him into a douche. Which is sad, because he used to seem like a genuinely warm and entertaining person who wanted to make everyone capable of making decent food. Now he's been on this damn Food Network train for so long that he's a snobby dick like all the rest. Just goes to show you how much environment influences your personality.

>>9240173
It's pretty clear Food Network's tring to make that his public persona. Back when he teased that Good Eats reboot, he hinted pretty heavily that he didn't like that direction Cutthroat Kitchen was taken in and wanted to focus on the food