I'm going to the gas station. Ya want anything?

>>9239288
some semen please

>>9239288
3 packs of camel lights

>>9239288
A burpee pls...

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Blue sips. 3 for 5 if they got the deal. Just one if not. I'll pay ya back bro!

>>9239288
one of those shitty overpriced chicken sandwiches and a 3 pack of Budweiser tall boys

>>9239324
>3 pack
you what

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I want one of those bread and turkey sandwiches.

>>9239332
what? OP owes me for that one time we never speak about to anyone

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>>9239288
TUNA SANDWICH
U
N
A

>>9239351
>price printed where expiration date should be
Classic

>>9239340
No I mean what the hell is a 3 pack

>>9239366
The Jews at the grocery stores put clearance tags over the expiration date.

I'm onto those fuckers

Let me get a Budweiser and a pack of camels please

Yeah man, get me a nig gulp of gasoline, I needa clean the carbs on my bike

>>9239288
Cherry Slush puppy

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>>9239288
>Flyovers

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>>9239288
2 of these

>>9239288

you better be going to wawa senpai

>>9239288
12 pack of DP

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green apple pref but any works pls and thank you

>>9240226
Good taste

I'll have 2 Mickey's as well and lemme get 2 packs of hot pork rinds and a snickers

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>>9239288
As many of these as you can find.

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Get me sum dat 7-11 sushi

>>9239288
Pack of Maverick Red 100's please. Here's a ten.

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>>9239288
67 nerds ropes of every flavor please I'm tired of living

lemme get uhhhh
sour watermelon candy

lemme get uhhhh boneless pizza and a two litre coke

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>>9239288
Just a couple of Slim Jims, please.

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>>9239288
2 chicken taqutios with a cup of the cipotle sauce

Get me a bottle of water, and a payday as well. Maybe toss in a Fastbreak if you're feeling generous.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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I'm hungry, get me something to eat.

TAQUITOS

Two of every variety

Potato chips and a 3 musketeers

>>9239288
shocktarts or shockers or whatever they renamed them to this time

Gas

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>>9239288
Egg salad and Chicken salad sandwiches and Goldfish/Cheeze-its please.
Also, a raspberry tea dealer's choice of brand, and some pic related.

Thanks OP

>>9239288
yeah u think u could get some Lacroix, also we're out of laundry detergent.

A couple of lemonade sugar free Rockstars, watermelon if they don't have lemonade.

Also get me some jalapeño lays.

>>9239288
>If speedway
some nachos fucked up with cheese and jalepenos

>If five star(kyfag)
Lemme get that grilled chicken wrap

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Do they still sell that beer with candy floating in it... skittlebrau?

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Zesty mordant

>>9242076
Juh lop a no

>>9239288
If you're in the deep south I'll take a couple pieces of dark meat fried chicken. Otherwise I don't eat gas station food.

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>>9242101
Boys can you set me up with chips, pop and a bar

>>9239288
general portion

if you buy white portion I'll kick you in the nuts

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>>9242076

>>9239288
Anything with Larry Csonka on it, I'll pay for it

>>9239288
The only time a friend asks me that is if he's the least drunk one out of the gaggle. So... beer.

And McDonald's.

>>9239288
What ice cream do they have?

Look out! that guy is going to key your car!

get me an apple senpai

>tfw Americans seriously go to the gas station to buy food

>>9240398
I wanna hang out with fufu berry soda girl.

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>>9240417
Jesus christ can you imagine the new and creative diseases that germinate inside fucking gas station sushi? I can barely stomach supermarket sushi as it is, gas station sushi must be fucking ground zero for the next pandemic.

>>9243164
Go to google maps and look at America outside of the major cities. Go to streetview at random areas and zoom in on the towns. America is a goddamned sprawl. Some towns only have one or two gas stations to shop at with a small mart. The nearest larger shopping center is the Walmart that's a 2 hour drive both ways from them.

>>9243447
>tfw going to the Allsups because the nearest walmart is 90 minutes away in Abilene
>parents don't want to move and too neet to do anything in tiny town
End my life.

Some shells around me got some real good shit. They got donuts, fried chicken, buffalo wings, little pizza, slushies, ice cream. Dude it's the best for late night munchies.

>>9243164
>he doesn't know about French gas station poulet bresse rotisseries

You are a pleb.

White sip please

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>burrito
>fritos or takis
>steel reserve
A balanced lunch

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>>9239288
>I'm going to the gas station. Ya want anything?

A 3-pack of red Zingers.

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>>9239288
Pic related please

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>>9239332
>>9239374
I think he's referring to this

>>9243973
>Swishers
Negro detected.

I could really go for a pack of Black and Mild wine flavored, and how about a case of Budweiser?

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>>9239288
A 40-pound box of bananas.

>>9243462
>tfw nearest big supermarket is a three hour drive through two mountain passes and one of the country's most dangerous roads

Americans have it easy.

>>9240398
>TFW literally only ever seen root beer, cream soda, orange and berry lemonade in my town

I want to try fufu and apple so bad

>>9243440
Not all 7-11s are gas stations, and the one near me makes pretty good sushi if you're desperate

>>9239288
>"I'm going to the gas station."
>why, anon?
>"to get gas of course, I'll brb"
>why don't you go get gas when you are going to do something else?
>...

He went to "get gas" like 4 times a day. I think it had something to do with >>9239294

>>9243973
>$20 worth of scratchers
Anon for that price you could get
>6 pack of good beer
>12 pack of mid-tier beer
>24 pack of shit beer
>a bottle of whiskey
But instead you got pieces of paper that are worth less than the papers you paid with.

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>>9244297
Can't win if you don't play

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>y-yeah brodie, if you don't mind

>>9239337
max par

>>9244297
>spending $20 on a 6 pack of anything
Why are coasties so easy to scam