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>>9236902
Uber

'getti with meatballs

>>9236902
pesto chicken sandwich

>>9236902
wings as an app, then maybe a sandwhich like the italian meatball

>>9236902
I'll take a Reuben and whatever beer they have on tap that's a step up from Miller Lite.

>>9236902

Soup of the day and a burrito.

Soup with a poptart.

>>9236916
This.
Take me back to the airport, my plane wasn't supposed to stop here.

>>9236902
A reuben and a house salad.

This is the kind of place that is complete shit but your grandparents insist on going there because it's fucking been serving the same garbage for 50 years. They even tried to "diversify" their horseshit "italian" menu with some godawful "mexican" slop some time in the late 90s, I'm guessing. Once it's clientele dies off, this place will die too. Praise Jesus

>>9236902
Flyover as fuck.

>>9236927
Sorry hun we don't serve beer here, dry county. How about an iced tea?

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>>9236935
>>9236916
>coastfags assuming uber exists in north central wisconsin

>>9236956
Isn't Wisconsin really into binge drinking?

If there's no subway and no Uber, how the fuck do you get home?

>>9236958
Drive?

>>9236945
>reuben served on white french bread

Wtf? Are flyovers scared of Rye because it's a dark color?

>>9236902
Soup of the day and a turkey sandwich.

>>9236967
It tastes overwhelming and strong, why would anyone want that except to show how "tolerant" you are? You seem like the type to put raw onions on a sandwich without warning anyone first

>>9236954
>dry county
Ice tea is fine, yes please, but make my order to-go.

>>9236954
When did they get sharia law in burgerland?

>>9236954
people really eat that food sober?

>>9236995

It's considered fine dining here

>>9236995
You're supposed to be drunk before you go. Who gets drunk at the restaurant

>>9237004
trust fund libtards who have never worked a day in their life

>>9237004
Yeah but it's nice to have like 1 drink along with dinner even if already drunk

>>9236992
The bible belt retard evangelicals are precisely the same as orthodox muslims when it comes to sex, alcohol, punishment and guns.

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>>9236902
I'd have to order the meatball sub, just to be sure that the one from this place is still the best meatball parm sub on the planet.

>>9237094
Also, what would you get?

that menu is literally worse than IHOP's

>>9237094
prima vera pizza (even though its just margarita pizza in disguise)

The Yodeler. The zesty dressing is it for me.

>>9236902
Soup of the day and Sandwich (Meatloaf) for $5.99

>>9237094
I'll take a hot vegetarian hoagie and some garlic knots

>>9237525
I'm sorry, the veggie hoagie isn't actually served.
We use it as bait to spot undesirables.
I'm going to have to ask you to leave

>>9236902
mediterranean salmon

>>9236902
>garbage font on menu
>plastic laminated menu
>looks like a literal shit tier place

Order things that would take literal fucktards to fuck up.
Club Sandwich and chicken wings.

>>9236902
what an awful menu

I guess sandwiches are the specialty? It looks like they avoid anything that actually needs to be cooked.

I like how the lasagna says ~15 minutes. Must come frozen.

I want the garlic toast and the meatloaf nigga.

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what can i get ya, asshole

>>9237650
I don't see McChicken

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>>9237667
Cheese fat one with an oliet Bangs

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>Olives on a fucking burrito

>>9237667
south fuckin side

Lobster sensation spaghetti

>>9236902
A Chicken Caesar Salad without Chicken, and a Yodeler, please

>>9237650
>No modifications or substitutions
>Not all ingredients are listed
>All lowercase font and not using the $ to look hip and cool
>Items underline with red dots like they misspelled it in Microsoft Word
I'd never eat at a garbage, pretentious place like this. $50 for duck, lettuce, and dipping sauce? Fuck off.

>>9236902
Lasagna and a burrito

>>9237650
>"Please no menu modifications or substitutions."
Walk out the door then and there.

>>9236902
The house Salad is the fucking same as the Caesar salad minus the chicken but is cheaper. Fucking cheats. I would get the chicken Caesar still though, and the chicken pasta.

>>9237883
A Caesar salad is usually made with romaine lettuce, but a house salad is usually a mix of romaine, iceberg, and other greens.

>>9237711
>>9237701
>All these mcdonalds choice plebs

Kek go back to your mcgangbangs

>>9236902
the Ruben.

>>9237167
Oh come on. There is no menu worse than IHOP.

Lobster sensation. While waiting for the food to come out I would make unending jokes about the menu and my extremely high expectations for the lobster sensation. I would become the hypeking of 2017. I would instagram the menu and start talking the lobster sensation up on twitter while waiting for it to com out. No matter what comes out, I would be disappointed and put the place on full blast so all the other hipster milllenials would steer clear.

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>>9236902
Faced with such desperation of food, it practically screams with anguish straight off the menu, sending the diner into a full state of ennui at a mere glance-through before they've even ordered.....I guess I'd get the Yorkshire Beef sandwich.

>>9236902
roast beef

>>9237094
dinero pizza

>>9237650
ddukbokki

>>9237667
mighty dog and a pink lemonade

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Fuck you and fuck your shitty restaurant.

Everyone check out pic related. This is the first thing that came up when I googled this joke restaurant in Wisconsin.

>>9236902
A first class plane ticket out of flyover country back to REAL America.

>>9237094
Where are the prices?

>>9237667
I'll have the double super dog and a pink lemonade.

>>9239034
As a Yorkshireman I am confused as to what the hell they're calling a Yorkshire beef sandwich.

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The Navratan Korma is my personal favorite

>>9240179
YOU. You, I like.

>MEAT LOAF
>Homemade from Lean Beef, served cold with Lettuce and Salad Dressing on our warm crusty French Bread.

Just burn this place down. Also capitalizing almost every word is how English works evidently.

>>9236902

looks cozy, I'd visit.

I'll get uhhhhhhhh meatloaf sandwich.

wait is this from The Ambassador in Houghton, MI?

Go the Library instead.

>>9240137

The restaurant is in Michigan you fucking dolt. Some of the victims were from Wisconsin.

>>9236902
>add a basket of chips for $2.26

How do restaurants arrive at these weird, unrounded prices?

>>9236902
Spaghetti w/ Meatballs or Soup of the Day depending on what it is

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whats it gonne be /ck/?

for me it is the P8

>>9236902
Probably a reuben, with extra thousand island on the side. It's usually pretty hard to fuck one of them up and if you do, I know not to come back.

>>9237094
Philly Cheese and a diet coke

>>9237650
Pork belly and mung bean pancake.

>>9237667
Cheese polish

>>9240179
What the fuck is a raita?
That and a lamb curry.

>>9240546
p3

>>9236958
Therr's uber up there unless you live really far from a small city.

>>9236902
a weird melange of food
I would probably drink alcohol and eat whatever is complimentary
if I were desperate I would eat a baked potato or french fries

>>9240546
Pho Crystal in Allen, Texas?

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>>9240179
Lamb Vindaloo with Perrier and Butter Naan.
>>9237667
Super Polish with Orange.
>>9237650
A dozen oysters.
>>9237094
Spaghetti Dinner with gassosa (provided it's offered).

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>>9241110

>>9240546
P11

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>>9236902
I'll get the white colby cheese and mild cheddar pizza with some E. Coli and she will have the Mediterranean Salmon(Wild Alaskan).
http://www.barfblog.com/tags/ambassador-restaurant/
http://www.theambassadorhoughton.com/

>>9236902
>80 cents for blue cheese with the wings

>>9240944
great

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>>9241555
Here is the roast beef sandwich.

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>>9240777
Ain't no Uber round these parts of 'Sconsin boy.

>>9240546
Large P9 my ninja.

>>9240546
P2 because I'm not a faggot

>>9240237
*le tips trilby*

Thank ye, m'good gentlesir.

>>9241091
yes anon, it is amazing.

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>>9241110
>>9241112
If I'm eating alone, I would have a 2-meat plate with moist brisket and pork spareribs as mains and slaw and potato salad as my sides. Drink? Either the free lager OR a Mexican coke.

>>9236902
prolly the caesar sallad, but most likely i'd be disapointed. that or some sort of sandwich, not sure which though

>>9244061
adding to this, if that place is anything like the place i went to in NYC then i wouldn't take a sandwich. jesus christ that place thought more meat = better sandwich

>>9243961
I appreciate the theme here.

>>9236902
I'll have the lobster sensation. I can always use a good sensation. After that I'll have the Submarine Traditional. Six slices of cold meat sounds pretty good.

>>9241579
>live in lower part of Wisconsin
>get the trash from both upper Wisconsin and Illinois
>roads torn up when we aren't covered in snow
>fast food and wing places are all I ever see now

>>9236960
He is saying how do you get home while drunk, you can't drive then.

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What do you order here?

The vegeterian salad I guess

>>9246412
>you can't drive then.
Of course you can

>>9246561
The one with the highest alcohol content.

>>9246628
>dad jokes

>>9236902
Soup of the day w. ham sandwich and a beer.

>>9240546
No Cha lua sausage? What is this, amateur hour?

Also, I'd be wary of a restaurant that prices all their meat exactly the same. Quality and/or quantity is going to suffer with that approach.

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>>9246637
Thats what I did.

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>>9237071

>>9236902
>$7 reuben
>only 1/4 lb

Nothing. I'd leave.

>>9236902

Greek salad.

>>9236902
Soup of the day and a Lasagna.
>>9237094
Prima Vera Pizza.
>>9237650
Oysters and Squid Ink Udon.
>>9237667
Double Super Dog.
>>9240179
Chicken Korma with Butter Naan and a small serving of Surti Dal if possible.
>>9240546
Special Combination my shit up please.
>>9241110
Sliced Pork Should with Beans.
>>9243961
One Drago.
>>9246561
Brothers Drake Wild Ohio Mead. (unironically)

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>>9236902
What did he mean by this, /ck/?

>>9237071

Go have a vacation in Saudi Arabia and drink alcohol in front of a policeman then repeat in a dry county in the US ... assuming you survive the lashes.

>>9236902
This menu is so retarded I'd probably go with a beer and a goodbye.

>>9237701
this. it looks like someone googled fancy recipes and threw together a menu. Also fucking lol at broccoli and pistachios for $14.

>>9236956
I know it does in Minnesota. My fat dad's fat wife's fat diabetic brother with a diabetic sister is working as an Uber driver. He's a verified wizard who finally got a first gf a couple years ago.

>>9236956
Is that a diaper cover for Toms?

>>9237667
a red hot and whatever the fuck a mighty polish is.

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>>9237667
this place is a gem

>>9246561
Dayton 64 ounce.

https://www.simpsonsinthestrand.co.uk/bill-of-fare/lunch-dinner

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What you gettin' /ck/?

>>9236902 (OP) #
Hot wings with blue cheese and a rueben.

>>9236992 #
Mostly baptists/puritans enforcing retarded purity laws where they are 80+% of a county population. You can bring in your own beer, just cant drink it in public or sell it. Owning it is perfectly legal.
>Whats the difference between a baptist and a lutheran? Lutheran says hi to you at the liquor atore.
>Always bring 2 baptists when you go fishing. If you only bring one he will drink all of your beer.

>>9236902
Soup of the day and salad to be quite honest famalaborghini .

>>9247230
stuffed mushrooms and bianco.

>>9241579
you mean 'nt 'n 'br 'nd'se 'ts'a 'Scsn 'y

>>9247230
Garlic Fries and Back Home

>>9237701

speak for yourself broke boi, that fuck sounds dank as duck

>>9237650
>$16 for Brussels sprouts

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>>9247230
Suicide fries and Guinea pie.

>>9247230
>conventional pizza
>rebel

>>9247243
>Soup of the day and salad

I honestly didn't think there were clowns that actually got the soup of the day, the salad, or both desu.

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>>9236902
Got to go for some roast beef.

>>9236902
>more than $1 extra for sauces
I turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>>9236902
The Rachel

>>9237094
The Leonardo D'Vinci

>>9237650
pork belly and mung bean pancake

>>9237667
Super Dog

>>9240179
Chicken Curry

>>9240546
Pho Dac Biet is the only choice.

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>>9246965
>b-but at least we're not the muslims
Is "thank god for mississippi" no longer enough for you retards?

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Sure, I got 15 minutes, hook me up with some of that lasagna, Gino.

>>9236972
you are a HUGE pussy

>>9237071
>>9250261
Suddenly a wild leftypol cuckold appears. His bait is mildly effective.

>>9250261
The difference is that pic related is a tiny amount of Christians, mostly contained within the United States, while attitudes such as 'People who speak ill of the Prophet deserve death' are majority opinions among Muslims.

>>9237094Everyone
I've eaten here. This is what you order
>meatball sub
>stromboli
>Italian sub with everything
> Vinny burger
>2 slices cheese for here and one of above to go.

>>9248718
Las Vegas college teams are called the Rebels

>>9236954
It better be a SWEET tea you cunt

>>9236902
>greek salad
>lettuce
>Italian dressing

The fuck am I reading?

>>9243961
Does the Tommy Gunn come with a side of HIV?

A menu that never has much cohesion and just a little bit of this and that always reminds me of okaytier diner food.