how do i protect honey from ants? would be simple if i could

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>>9236346
Mix some of this into it.

>>9236346
Kill the first scouts and create tiny totems with the corpses so future scouts know not to fuck with your shit.

Uhm, glass with a lid?

>>9236397
what if they unscrew it

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>>9236399
then you got bigger problems than saving your honey

Well, shit

>>9236399
Put a digital lock on it.

>>9236422
what if they hack it

>>9236424
What if they put a digital lock on first?

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>>9236346
Teamwork

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>>9236397
>>9236399
>>9236404

>>9236424
they'll get invited to the white house, oh wait.

>>9236471
Mother of God...

Place the jar in a water-filled bowl or a deep plate

>>9236569
That's just encouraging them to learn to swim, or build rafts from the corpses of their dead

>>9236569
What if the ants put OPs house in the middle of a water filled plate first?

>>9236484
fugg, did he died? ;_;

>>9236569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A042J0IDQK4

>>9236596
well, that's it. We're doomed

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>>9236596
Fugg, I guess op will have to invest in pic related yhen

>>9236607
But then you need to get rid of the anteaters.

i know people usually can't afford to just up and move but like why the fuck do americans have so many houses built in places where you get house-invading-level swarms of bugs or where dangerous wildlife can literally come on your property and shit

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>>9236609
Well once the anteaters get out of control OP can invest in pic related

Well this is a slide thread if I've ever seen one

>>9236616
to get away from the undesirables

>>9236607
What if the ant's desires are passed onto the anteater and it becomes your enemy?

>>9236623
What if all that anteater flesh, saturated with desire for honey, makes them want it too?

It never ends, the honey is gone anon

>>9236346
call your congressman and demand him to ban ants from your state

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>>9236630
A cursory look on the internet has identified deforestation to be a big killer of both anteaters and pumas, so if the anteater or puma becomes a problem OP should engage in pic related

>>9236652
Of course. It's so simple I can't believe I didn't realise

OP, I'd say we're in business here

>>9236652
as soon as the anteaters are gone, the ants will come back no matter how many woods or puma you have

>>9236676
We must burn down the honey.

>>9236685
FIRE. ANTS.

>>9236582
He's just sleeping

>>9236346
Honey is no better than high fructose corn syrup or any other extracted sugar. Get some fruit.

>>9236484
>the way he pulls his injured/dead buddy in

Fuck hornets ;_;

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>>9236676
Hmmmm... You present an interesting conundrum, surely it would be fiscally irresponsible to constantly cycle through a process of acquiring anteaters then pumas just to keep some ants (admittedly rather resourceful ones) away from honey. Therefore, the only course of action is pic related

>>9236741
don't they destroy the hornet afterwards? I recall the bees doing some weird shit where they gang up on those hornets and kill it with their bodyheat

>>9236728
it contains a lot of vitamins though

>>9236793
But not much of them per calorie. 2000 calories of honey won't satisfy any micronutrient requirement. 6000 will provide your daily iron. Sugar that doesn't come with fiber is pretty bad for humans.

>>9236728
Yeah, but it tastes a hell of a lot better

>>9236744
wtf do u have a meme time macine

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>>9236484
God damn, hornets are scary motherfuckers. It's bad enough having to deal with them as a person who's hundreds of times bigger than them, imagine being like five times smaller than one.
Brave little bastard.

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>>9236422
what if it's scp-671?

how do ants deal with honey? wouldn't they either get their legs stuck in it or end up with their beaks stuck together?

>>9236630
Then you will have to eat the anteaters instead. That way the desire for honey will be passed on to you the owner of the honey. You could make some honey glazed anteater.

>>9236866
Why is there not more to this image

>>9236955
>ants have beaks

>>9236963
OP died of course.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_8nY_LQL3w

>>9236392
Ants can't see

>>9236484
BeeTFO

ok, hear me out, this might either be highly autistic, or the ultimate solution.

what if you just get honeypot ants?

>>9236693
Shit, we're back to square one.

>>9236744
I'm not sure how the thread escalated this far, but I like it

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>>9236346
dont be an asshat and kill them.
shaved orange peel left in the places where ants enter your home will drive them away after a day or two. then seal the entry points if you dont want decorative dried orange peel around your windows, etc.

>>9237639
Won't the peel slowly mold, even if dry?

>>9237644
> then seal the entry points if you dont want decorative dried orange peel around your windows, etc.

>>9237639
>if you dont want decorative dried orange peel around your windows, etc.
What kind of faggot doesn't appreciate modern citrus aesthetic?

>>9236484
F