what would your last meal be /ck?

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Nutraloaf.

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An all you can eat buffet, and I'll just keep going back for more till I die of natural causes.

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just some stromboli from whichever bitch I can get it off

i would ask them for lots of cashews

(i am allergic to beestings)

Vegetable soup
Might as well get comfy before kicking the bucket.

>>9235917
Kek, jack jr is definitely smashing Tammys tight white shitpipe being the bull that he is

>inb4 the underages posting all the "Taco Bell because I'd shit everywhere so they'd have a mess to clean up XDDD" type replies

>>9235905
Whatever I had to eat to not see this thread pop up again. I hate total non content shit like this where OP is clearly begging on his knees for info without bringing anything to the table

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>>9235905
>they still use firing squad in Utah

>>9235905
Your mom's pussy

Taco Bell because I'd shit everywhere so they'd have a mess to clean up XDDD

>>9235976
Tob keek

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I would just tell them to skip the stupid meal and fucking hang/shoot/inject me already.

>>9235905

the child of the person executing me

Semen, straight from the tap.

A joint's worth of weed. A fuckton of snowcrab legs. With red lobster cheddar biscuits, a slice of cheesecake, and one of those tubs of cheese balls.

And the blood and ice cream trilogy to watch.

If I gotta die, I may as well die relaxed.

>>9236153
But world's end sucked compared to the other 2

>>9236170
First two make it worth it. I can just chill for the last hour after Hot Fuzz.

>>9235910
Not how it works moron

probably just a nice full sunday roast, preferably roast chicken

One porterhouse stake medium well.
Fried avacado slices in tempura.
Sauteed veggies with fresh peppercorn.
A pastrami on rye.
Some moosetracks and watching princess monokoe

A Il tampano form big night, while watching the nolan batman trilogy... and big fucking gallon of soda

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>>9236128
Really? You fucking waited all that time for your execution day, probably years if not decades, but you're really gonna be that fucking impatient to skip a nice last meal of damn near anything you want just to look "cool"?

>1 bag of walnuts
With some Diamond dozen meal so they won't be suspicious that my true intent is to die from an allergic reaction from the nuts before they get the chance to put me to death.

More painful, yes, but the point is to die on my terms rather than theirs.

>>9235905
3lbs of tater tots and a 24-pack of beer. After the execution, they'd have to clean up like a gallon of diarrhea.

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>>9236243
It literally makes no difference what you do before you cease to exist. Might as well just get it over with if you know your execution is close at hand.

Nothing, I'd want to suffer.

Good food would make me want to live, I'd torture myself so death becomes a release rather than something to fear.

>>9236282
Then what is your motivation for being alive right now?

>>9236324
Because I'm not on fucking death row you ingrate.

>>9236327
Hoooold on, now. You're the one who said it doesn't matter what you do before you cease to exist.

500 gram medium rare tenderloin, creamed potatoes, broccoli. Two pints of weissbier. Brownies for dessert

Ancient Egyptian tomb honey

pasta with ketchup
escape from captivity while everyone turns around so they don't have to see me eat that disgusting shit

Doesn't this last meal shit cost million of dollars?

>>9236128
FAGGGGGG

>>9235905

This looks pretty good, but I'd exchange the apple pie for pecan. Probably add some fries/ mash too as I'm a pleb.

>>9235905
You're mom's pussy

>>9236336
I'm obviously speaking in the context of being served a last meal while on death row, knowing full well your end is close at hand. You're deliberately misinterpreting the context of my statements like some wannabe-pseudo-philosophical imbecile.

Either that or you completely lack any sort of intuition and need everything spelled out very, very clearly and specifically. Either way you're being a fuckwit.

>>9236380
It's been discontinued in a lot of states after one guy in Texas ordered an absolute shitload of food and then didn't eat any of it.

>The furor arose after Lawrence Brewer, 44, a convicted murderer and self-described white supremacist, requested a last meal that included: two chicken-fried steaks with gravy and sliced onions; a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger; a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños; a bowl of fried okra with ketchup; one pound of barbecued meat with half a loaf of white bread; three fajitas; a meat-lover’s pizza; one pint of Blue Bell Ice Cream; a slab of peanut-butter fudge with crushed peanuts; and three root beers.

nuggets with rick and morty meme sauce

>>9236390
Both of those explanations are hinging on the idea that you are in the right and disregard the possibility that you did not articulate your message clearly. This indicates that you are pretentious.

>>9236177
Get the fuck off this board you humorless reddit.

I bet you're the one in the comments section of news articles pointing out minor typos to make yourself feel smart.

>>9236398
What if they just shot you in the head with no warning for being a redditor

>>9235948
Faster, cheaper, and sometimes less painful than getting pumped full of drugs.

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>>9236407
There is no "right" or "wrong" in this situation because, again, my statement was clearly an opinion on what I would do in a very specific situation. I was not making some broad philosophical statement on the nature of life and meaning; it was situated in the context of being on death row. Almost like I was responding to the query put forth in the original post or something. Weird.

Your decision to misinterpret the context of my statement is a failure on your part, not mine.

>>9236453
Go back to red-dit you fucking twat

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>>9236459
Wow, you sure showed me.

>REEE STOP SHOWING SIGNS OF BEING ABLE TO FORM COHERENT THOUGHTS GET OUT REEE

Oof, really felt the sting there, yow.

>>9236453
Hooold on, you said:
>It literally makes no difference what you do before you cease to exist.

I don't see anything about being on death row in there. I think an expert would agree that you appeared to be referring to life in general.

And by the way, the failure is on your part if you did not articulate your message clearly, which I think whether you did or not is up for debate.

>>9236477
Here's a coherent thought: your mum was raped by niggers she met on r/gangbang.

*downboats*

Hi I'm brandyn and I take the internet way too seriously. Does anyone bacon the narwal? I demand respect, how dare you attack my intellect on an anonymous moose riding bbs. Please don't post anything or say anything that might offend me or I might not buy you reddit gold.

>>9236459
>>9236477
>>9236478
>>9236489
>>9236490
>>9236500
>thread gone to shit because of people arguing over nothing on a finngolian borscht subforum on a guangxi muppet theater internet book club

my last meal would be a bag of beef jerky

>>9236520
To get a bag of Reddit, passive aggressive fuck.

>>9236520
Choke on dick reddit scum.

large bbq meatlovers pizza with double toppings
chocolate mousse for dessert

>>9235905
What are the limitations for a last meal? Any quantity limitations or such?

>In the United States, most states give the meal a day or two before execution and use the euphemism "special meal". Alcohol or tobacco are usually denied. Unorthodox or unavailable requests are replaced with substitutes. Some states place tight restrictions. In Florida, the food for the last meal must be purchased locally and the cost is limited to $40.[2] In Oklahoma, cost is limited to $15. In Louisiana, the prison warden traditionally joins the condemned prisoner for the last meal. On one occasion, the warden paid for an inmate's lobster dinner.[3]

Sometimes, a prisoner shares the last meal with another inmate (as Francis Crowley did with John Resko) or has the meal distributed among other inmates (as requested by Raymond Fernandez).[4]

In September 2011, the state of Texas abolished all special last-meal requests after condemned prisoner Lawrence Russell Brewer requested a huge last meal and did not eat any of it, saying he was not hungry. His last-meal request was for a plate of two chicken-fried steaks with gravy and sliced onions, a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger, a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers, jalapeños, a bowl of fried okra with ketchup, a pound of barbecued meat with half of a loaf of white bread, a portion of three fajitas, a meat-lover's pizza (topped with pepperoni, ham, beef, bacon, and sausage), a pint of Blue Bell, a serving of ice cream, a slab of peanut-butter fudge with crushed peanuts, and a serving equivalent to three root beers. The abolition followed a complaint by a Texas Senator, John Whitmire (Democrat, of Houston), who called the meal "inappropriate".[5][6][3][7] The tradition of customized last meals is thought to have been established around 1924 in Texas.[8]

>>9236640
>>9236619
forgot to quote.

>>9236396
Why did they have to add that he was a White Supremacist? How was that relevant?

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>>9236640
>>9236644
Thanks! Sucks for Texans, but If you are on death row that isnt your main problem in the first place.

>>9235939
Taco Bell because I'd shit everywhere so they'd have a mess to clean up XDDD

Do they eat alone? If I could I'd ask for some whisky, cigarettes, and someone to join me for the meal. Eating my last meal alone would be pretty sad.

>>9236647
From Wikipedia:

"James Byrd Jr. (May 2, 1949 – June 7, 1998) was an African-American who was murdered by three white supremacists, in Jasper, Texas, on June 7, 1998. Shawn Berry, Lawrence Russell Brewer, and John King dragged Byrd for three miles behind a pick-up truck along an asphalt road. Byrd, who remained conscious throughout most of the ordeal, was killed when his body hit the edge of a culvert, severing his right arm and head. The murderers drove on for another mile before dumping his torso in front of an African-American cemetery in Jasper."

>>9236669
Do rednecks really do this? Fucking hell what scumbags.

oatmeal

>>9236669
But how was that relevant to him asking for a large amount of food and not eating it?

>>9236669
>(((white supremacists)))
Ok shlomo calm down.
At least they dropped the negro at his cemetary.

>>9235905
An order of 50 buffalo wings and a 6 pack of root beer.

>>9236525
>>9236529
>le reddit meme
i have never been to reddit

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weed brownie > Espresso and a cigarette > a sashimi roll > a good steak > rum and coke and cigarette

This is the meal of the modern man

>>9236640
>alcohol and tobacco are usually denied
>mfw

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>>9236520
>tfw I started this
>tfw I only just came back into the thread after the original comment
>all this shittery

>>9236713
Literally r eddit.
Nigger this is a cooking board. Fuck off you have shit taste. Nigger.

>>9236709
Being a lying cunt is the telltale sign of the reddit gentleman.
>>9236715
Exhibit A.

Good bread
Good cheese
Bottle of red

>>9236380
>>9236396
I'm about to get snuffed anyway I don't mind paying for the meal myself, though.

>>9236651
Think Id go for a large pizza and a pint of knockoff ben and jerrys.

>>9236675
No. Rednecks try people who do this for murder and execute them, retard.

>>9236763
Calm down Billy Bob.

>>9236766
How about you git off mah board?

>>9235910
>Why does he do that? Why does he touch his food to his chin before putting it in his mouth?
Some mysteries are better left unknown...

Meatloaf with cheese and Potato Purée
And The End of Evangelion

>>9236327
We all are.

>>9235905
>Bulgary

>>9236640
>In Louisiana, the prison warden traditionally joins the condemned prisoner for the last meal.

I'd take two plates of Fugu, then. Cooked by the dumbest guard available in that prison.

>>9236426
Don't call other people humorles, while defending the cheapest, low-hanging fruit possible regarding last meals.

If you think, that was funny, you are probably the kind of person to say "I want unlimited wishes" when asking what he would wish from a genie in a bottle, and think that is very clever.

>>9237118
Guards do the cooking in US prisons?

you have to remember that it will be the prison chef that prepares your last meal. they will probably be even less skilled than your average /ck/ poster. I doubt the state would spring for expensive delivery food when they can just get hank in the kitchen to knock up something cheap.

>>9237129
>damage control
If thought it wasn't funny/original you could have said as much the first time instead of going "UHHHHH, *snort* TECHNICALLY..."

>>9237141
It's usually other prisoners actually

>>9235948
Hi. I was 15 once. No they don't.

There's many states where if you look up antiquated laws they have shit like that. Doesn't mean it's still done.

Steak au poivre
Blue cheese mashed potatoes
Creamed spinach
Marble cheesecake

>>9237151
That was my first post in this thread. So your claim of damage control is moot.

Must be hard, to get so defensive, so fast, that you have to cry samefag like a desert dove caught under a sunscreen.

>>9236718
t. child with an unpolished palate

>>9237177
That's my classy choice, my budget choice:
Spicy chicken sandwich from Chick-fil-A
Waffle fries with Polynesian sauce
McDonalds strawberry milkshake
One of those hood ice cream sandwiches with the chocolate chips

>>9237155
http://www.npr.org/2015/04/05/397672199/utah-brings-back-firing-squad-executions-witnesses-recall-the-last-one

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>>9237178
That was also my first post in this thread.

>>9235905
eggs woodhouse

>>9236245
Underage B&

>>9237422
If I am on death row, I am a murderer, and thus as unironically edgy as one can be.

>>9235905
For me it's the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.

>>9235905
>>9235905
Honestly, I'd rather not eat anything and see if I can have an early execution.

I am so tired of living and I just want to rest forever.

>>9237910
It all follows a set rota, wouldnt make a time difference

The biggest ribeye they can get me, medium rare. A lobster tail and a roll of fresh toro sashimi. Id agree with the first guy and watch lord of the rings. A pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream. Finish with a Moscow mule and a cuban cigarillo, if allowed.

>>9235905
>mother's potato salad
>dad's country style ribs
>couple strips of thick cut bacon
>pot brownies with some homemade vanilla ice cream

>>9236520
Your description of the situation brought me a giggle and a little light for the day thanks.

On topic: medium rare new York strip with scallops, asparagus, French fries on side. An arugala/spinach/romaine salad to start with a walnut oil+liquid smoke/apple cider vinegar dressing and a nice goat cheese sprinkled on top. Dessert being a cherry lemon ginger pie with a side of cherry ice cream and a big glass of mead. Finish with a light cigar and a snifter of bulleit rye. Die well fed.

indian curry, probably korma, with beef because of the taboo
2 L of cream soda
raspberries and a box of cannolis
if they allow me beer I'd ask for golden monkey

>>9237992
&also yes LOTR to watch

>>9235905
No price limit? It would be a fucken smorgasbord. Brie, fruit salad, ny pizza, steak, lobster, shrimp cocktail, crab rangoons, champagne, fried chicken fingers, mashed potatoes with gravy, dinner rolls and butter, baby peas, fudge brownies and cherry ice cream. I could never decide...

The most expensive food in the American south: A jumbo bag of decently high quality beef jerky bought from a drug store.

>>9235905
>what would your last meal be /ck?
Who cares it will be the ever

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>>9236915

>>9236718
>is a cooking board
>posts his preferred last meal in a relevant thread
What the fuck are you REEEEE'ing about you fucking turboautist?

>>9236699
They were describing the nature of his crime. Why does this bother you shit for brains?

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>>9236713
>>alcohol and tobacco are usually denied
aww man. I can see why they don't want people getting a whole bottle or whisky, but a beer or a glass of wine should be allowed, damnit.

>>9236380
What?
No?
The lethal injection itself is like $85,000 or something fucking crazy. I don't know why we don't just shoot people in the skull anymore.

If I'm being executed it's probably because I killed someone. I'd have nothing. If my victim didn't get a chance to choose their last meal, why should I?

>>9236380
Limit of $50 in most states
>>9238792
The reason death is 6x more expensive than life in prison is mostly due to the huge number of appeals courts.

>>9235905
Grilled chicken

>breakfast burrito with green chili on top
>pancakes the way my dad makes em with maple syrup
>two lobster po boys
>a roll of sushi with fried shrimp tails
>a few glasses of chocolate milk to help wash it all down

>>9235905
Are there any rules for the last meal?

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Not even memeing when I say this; mom's spaghetti.

>>9238835
>lobster po boy and sushi with chocolate milk
Why?

>>9238842
because at heart i'm still a child

>>9238792
big pharma

>>9235905
>request it be anything catered by jak
>do the ol switcharoo
>euthanize jak

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A bottle of vodka and a tampon.

Something that I'm deathly allergic too, because the retarded bureaucracy of this world would lead to the prison/government having to take my to the hospital to save my life and delay my execution.

>>9236669
Holy shit I live in that area and have heard this story before

>>9236396
That's idiotic. It's maybe a $200 after hundreds of thousands of dollars have been spent on death row and legal fees

has anyone ever requested their mother's cooking?

imagine your mom has to cook your last meal before you are murdered by the state

>>9236640
>Texas mindlessly obliges a ridiculous last meal request
>Texas mindlessly bans all last meals instead of having a sensible limit
yep that's Texas

>>9238202
The nature of his crime was murder, they just added that self-proclaimed white supremacist shit in to manipulate the reader into being more against him. It's really condescending.

>>9236453
Nah fuck off cunt, you were incredibly vague, and they wouldn't speed up your execution time because you asked, so you'd be throwing your last meal away for nothing. Why wouldn't you just hang yourself once you were convicted for the death penalty and speed the process up?

>>9236170
Absolutely not.

>>9236324
spotted the person whose pleasure comes entirely from food

>>9236669
This is why white people need to be bred out to produce the beautiful rainbow humanity.

>>9236713
>WEED BROWNIE

LOL WEED MUHBRO 420 FUCK DRUMPF

>>9238840
That's cute anon

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>>9235905
diet coke and mentos

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>>9237067
um it's spelled "bulgogi"

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>>9240420
>color
Even white people are better at that

>>9235905
A small portion of fried chicken;
A cheeseburger with two paddies and extra cheese + cheddar;
A small hot dog;
A small corndog;
A small DiGiorno's pizza;
Two balls of icecream;
Cheeseballs;
A slice of birthday cake;
20oz Mountain Dew;
20oz Dr Pepper;
80oz Pepsi

6 Monster 64oz BFC cans
2 Liter of Dr Pepper
1lb General Tso's
20ct Chicken Tenders
5 Culvers Cheeseburgers, just cheese and ketchup
Little Caesars Deep Dish Pizza
Case of Kirkland Chocolate Chip Cookies

I'd do my damnest to eat it all, it's not like I have anything else to live for after.

100 cans of 5 hour energy

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Would ask for matapa as my last meal.

>>9236128
cringe

>>9235905
> Meatloaf, burnt corner pieces only.
> Mashed potatoes (mixed with mayonnaise)
> Green beans
> Cornbread
> Southern style mac & cheese
> Two glasses of milk to wash it all down.

>>9241162
the hell is that stuff man? looks like some really runny vegan feces on a plate of rice
I mean, if that's your particular kink, man

I really guess that is not the most flattering plating of that particular dish, or else nobody would eat it

>whatever the budget is
>50% on redbull
>50% on beans
just sit there shovelling shit in until I die

>>9241183
Trying to poison yourself before you face the chair?

>>9241303
> so called food snob on /ck/ that likely eats fast food & frozen dinners on a daily basis.

Hey, at least I cook. And it's delicious, thank you very much.

>>9235905
there's no death penalty in civilized parts of the world

human shit

Sun dip

A holiday meal with family

how am i supposed to eat knowing im gonna die, just fucking shoot me f a m

>>9241186
This is eaten all over south-eastern Africa. Its is made from cassava leaves, ground peanuts, coconut milk, shrimps and more. It's called matapa and has a taste so unique that I have problems describing it. Very rich. Presentation could probably be somewhat better though.

>>9235905
>while watching lord of the rings trilogy
>mfw
I'd be great if it meant til it was all over

considering I couldnt ask for a lion steak, I'd have some stroganoff and doritos with water

>>9235948
>>9237155
>>9237194
I don't believe in the death penalty but I'd rather go by firing squad than lethal injection.

Getting strapped down in a sterile room sounds like a horrible way to go, not to mention the fuckups that have happened.

>>9236396

Why the fuck would they be dumb enough to believe one person would be able to eat all that shit anyway?

>five guys little bacon cheeseburger all the way with jalepenos
>Regular fry
>Vanilla ice cream on top of a brownie

>>9236153
you don't get sent to die as soon as you finish eating. A last meal is done a few 2 days before your actual execution.

>In September 2011, the state of Texas abolished all special last-meal requests after condemned prisoner Lawrence Russell Brewer requested a huge last meal and did not eat any of it, saying he was not hungry. His last-meal request was for a plate of two chicken-fried steaks with gravy and sliced onions, a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger, a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers, jalapeños, a bowl of fried okra with ketchup, a pound of barbecued meat with half of a loaf of white bread, a portion of three fajitas, a meat-lover's pizza (topped with pepperoni, ham, beef, bacon, and sausage), a pint of Blue Bell, a serving of ice cream, a slab of peanut-butter fudge with crushed peanuts, and a serving equivalent to three root beers.

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>>9235905
lo mein noodles
orange chicken
eggroll
crab ragoon dumplings
fried chicken wings with hot sauce
large arizona green tea

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>>9241776
The firing squad aims at the heart. When shot in the heart, it takes another 5-10 minutes for the brain to shut down from oxygen deprivation and carbon monoxide buildup. You can sort of compare it to holding your breath until you die ..pretty much the same goes for hanging. There are documented cases where people in war were shot in the head and became partially paralyzed and continued to live several days, eventually dying from dehydration. Dying is for the most part a brutal affair, cancer or old age, does not really matter. Now, enjoy the rest of your life - we are all on death row.

>>9242614
>pretty much the same goes for hanging
A proper hanging breaks their neck so they die instantly.

sopa de macaco

>>9235905
>filet mignon, medium rare
>lobster tail
>eggs and white toast, sunny side up, tabasco sauce
>seared tuna
>o' toro and salmon nigiri sushi
>fried rice and lemon sauce
>Pad Thai
>Pork Katsu Kare with white rice
>Loaded potato skins with a shitload of sour cream
>100 McDonald's chicken nuggets with sweet and sour sauce (don't judge)
>Publix chicken tender sub with mayo, honey mustard, lettuce, tomato, onion and jalapeno
>a Publix pumpkin pie with whipped cream
>a bowl of raw cookie dough
>a few 12 packs of yuenglueng lager and camel blues
>eat while watching all the Star Wars movies

>>9242631
Breaking the neck is not deadly. There are people with broken necks in hospitals on respirators and feeding tubes. The cause of death by hanging is suffocation, whether the neck breaks of not.

>>9242726
The goal of a properly done hanging is to break the neck to the point that the spinal cord is totally broken.

That has nothing to do with accidents that resulted in partial damage or inept hangmen and muh suffocation from western movies.

Take out Chinese, two cans of coke, and Seinfeld reruns.

>>9242744
People who have their heads chopped off continue to live another 5 minutes and sometimes much more. Hate to break your bubble but a broken neck by itself is not deadly - its the fact that the body is paralyzed and thereby unable to breathe that causes death. There is a lot of research on this makabre subject.

>>9235905
>Lobster, just the meat
>Steak
>Steakhouse Burger
>Fries
>Cold Lime Pepsi (No ice)
>Party bag of Cool Ranch Doritos
>Hostess Apple Pie
>French Vanilla Ice Cream
>Fresh Baked Macadamia/White Chocolate chip cookies

All while watching the Spider-Man trilogy.

>>9242726
>>9242744
Yea, if you're "suspended" slowly, then you'll suffocate. But that doesn't break the neck.

A proper "humane" hanging means that the neck is snapped after the drop, which either kills you instantly or makes you unconscious while your brain continues to suffocate. Either way there's no pain if it's done correctly.

>>9242772
>makabre
tard.

>>9242774
10/10 would join you on death row

>>9242776
Please explain why a broken neck kills you instantly or renders you unconscious. Doctors were present at French executions by guillotine and they confirmed that the decapitated heads would live another 5 minutes ..and sometimes even longer. There is a lot of available material on the causes and processes leading to clinical death. People dont die instantly by a "propper" and "humane" hanging.

>>9242772
>There is a lot of research on this makabre subject.

I'm well aware. I've read it. The lack of bloodflow thanks to your now-paralyzed heart is lethal well before the inability to breathe.

>>9242906
>Doctors were present at French executions by guillotine and they confirmed that the decapitated heads would live another 5 minutes
Citation needed.

>>9242910
Yeah.. you have read nothing. The heart does not require the brain to pump - that is why you see a fountain of blood squiring out of the neck in pulses for roughly 30 seconds after decapitation.

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>>9242776
I don't think hanging or guillotine are very humane and if it were me I'd prefer good old impalement. Also eliminates that hassle with them inserting a buttplug since the stake will serve that purpose.

>>9242918
http://science.howstuffworks.com/life/inside-the-mind/human-brain/10-brain-myths6.htm

>>9242943
Nowhere in that article does it state the brain remains alive for 5 minutes nor does it provide any proof of such. It actually disputes everything you have stated.

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>>9242931
Meh, impalement is no way to punish a heretic. The Brazen Bull is how you get the crowd going crazy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazen_bull

>>9242957
lol made u read a useless article fucking nerd

>>9240135
Shaun of the dead>hot fuzz>>>the world's end
Not necessarily terrible, but a disappointment compared to the other 2, especially since we waited 6 years for it. As a standalone it'd be passable but not really that good still

>>9240135
>>9236153
You guys should check out spaced if you haven't yet, little old school but definitely the same humor.

>>9242957
Watch more decapitation videos with closeups of the head - or, we could "denounce reality and substitute it with our own" in order to ease our minds from the realities of life, either one is fine with me :)

>>9235905
>Ü-Ei
>Oettinger radler
>1kg of steamed broccoli
>rice with tomato paste and chillies
>Körnermettbrötchen

It would take them forever to get this stuff and it would take long to eat it.

>>9242973
I feel you have won a great victory.
Excelsior to you.

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>>9236282
Nihilism is exhausting huh? Might as well get that little pleasure, life is about what we do in the interim of unconsciousness that we all face.

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>>9242998
Gute Idee.

>>9243293
Zum Glück wird es nie dazu kommen...

>>9241735
There has to be a better way to present it than that dog-diarrhea slop photo. The flavor sounds nice but it looks revolting.

veal kidneys with cream and sauteed potatoes

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>>9235905

>>A rack of Sonny's baby back ribs.
>>Olive garden calamari.
>>Tempura Sushi with sesame seeds.
>>2 large Checkers Fries with Whataburger fancy ketchup.
>>1 large arbys curly fry with horsy sauce.
>>A 2 lb 100/lb angus steak well done.
>>2 debuke natural casing hotdogs with >>Vidalia onions, ketchup on sesame seed buns.
>>An ostrich steak.
>>1 doner kebab with onions, lettuce and garlic sauce, extra lamb.
>>2 bottles of La trapped Monk Ale.
>>1 bottle of colon blow that I will drink right before the execution.

>>9242772
>People who have their heads chopped off continue to live another 5 minutes and sometimes much more.
Apparently people can post without a brain, too

>>9242614
If you are shot in the heart the drop in blood pressure will make you lose consciousness almost immediately, your brain may technically stay alive for 10 minutes but you will be unconscious and won't feel anything

100 char siu buns, 50 steamed 50 baked

seafood paella

valencian paella is fine too

>>9242772
Seconds, mate. Decapitated heads can live up to 5 seconds.

>>9243749
Yeah, you have not seen many people die have you? Perhaps in movies?

Sweet yellow fish curry over white rice and a side of shreded carrots and lychee sparkling water and an apple,mcintosh. 3 cigarettes 1 hand rolled 1 marlboro blend 27! And 1 parliament. Those filters are really holo

>>9242772
>People who have their heads chopped off continue to live another 5 minutes

How can you solve a captcha

>>9235905
I don't think I could eat desu.

>>9242692
God damn you'd die of natural causes before you finished that meal

seasoned restaurant tendies w honey mustard,
Chocolate milk,
greasy donair with sweet garlic sauce
And some tangerines.

>>9239899
You're upset that they printed truthful facts that paint a death row inmate in a bad light?

>>9236128
no one seemed to care for your post, anon. just know that i did. panzram was a fucking beast. it's eerie how his "legacy" is so overshadowed by some of the "cheaper" killers, when he was an actual fucking brute with an interesting philosophy

>>9244010
What makes you think the brain stops working after decapitation and/or loss of blood pressure. There is nothing magical that occurs when the head is severed from the body. The brain looses its blood-flow and thereby looses access to oxygen whilst loosing its ability to ridd itself of carbon dioxide. A head lives another 5 minutes and more after decapitation and death occurs by carbon dioxide buildup and oxygen deprivation. I take it your life-tutor is called television - if it makes you feel any better than please, keep on believing whatever bullshit you like.

Even when my country had death penalty there was no last meals because you would be told of your execution half an hour before in the morning.
I'd take the glass of rhum but deny the fag.

>>9235905
an ounce of lead traveling at 1500 meters per second

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>>9235905

Milanesa napolitana masterrace

>>9235905
walts favorite shrimp and the ultimate dinner at red lobster

>>9235905

The sad thing is that some states don't even do this anymore. It's something that other death row inmates have kind of killed due to a few of them being giant dicks. So your last meal might just be a normal meal from the kitchen.

In case you're wondering, the guy who killed it in Texas asked for two chicken-fried steaks with gravy and sliced onions; a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger; a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños; a bowl of fried okra with ketchup; one pound of barbecued meat with half a loaf of white bread; three fajitas; a meat-lover’s pizza; one pint of Blue Bell Ice Cream; a slab of peanut-butter fudge with crushed peanuts; and three root beers. He didn't even eat one bite of it, saying that he didn't feel too hungry and wasting hundreds of dollars worth of food.

>>9236245
>diamond dozen

>>9247654
Diamond is a brand of walnuts

>>9236767
Or what, you'll tie me to your pickup truck and drag me around till I died? Fucking hillbilly

>>9238800
C U C K
U
C
K

>>9242906
It was 5 seconds retard

>>9247459
de pollo hopefully, mogo

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Couple coney dogs
Chili cheese fries
Strawberry shake
Chicken tenders with lots of ranch dressing
Jalapeno poppers
Coke with ice
Watching My Little Pony and Equestria Girls

>>9247723
faggot

>>9242552
Weeb alert

>>9239899
Won't somebody please think of the white supremacists

>>9247743
T. flank flustered autist

>>9247855
faggot

>>9247585
that's why they usually set a price limit on the meals

>>9236375
kek

>>9236224
you're being executed and you get a steak medium well?

i would request three things
hibiscus flowers
hot water
and some greasy as fuck Mexican frozen taquitos

first the flowers and hot water is to trick them into thinking i want to make tea but in reality it is to create some hibiscus juice so fake blood can be made i would use the fake blood to pretend i commented suicide not before pocketing the taquitos while they take my assume body to the jail morgue i would then use the taquitos to cover my body with greases and then escape by squeezing my body thu the air duct or window

>>9247832
The point was that the writer was trying to manipulate the reader. I don't abide that.

>>9248961
i directly emailed moot to ask if he would implement an upvoting system just so i could upvote this post and give you gold. he hasnt written back yet, so im just letting you know beforehand

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>>9236152

>Straight from the tap

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probably just country fried steak with white gravy, garlic mashed potatoes with the skins still on, steak fries with a hefty sprinkling of cayenne, and iced tea (sweet. you fucking heathens) finish it off with a quart of chocolate mint ice cream

>>9249008
>" the murderer, age 22, ..."
>omg stop manipulating me to think that young people are all murderers

>>9249043
>sweat tea
You actually deserve the death penalty.

two large bananas and a liter of sprite

>>9249598
>t. flyover
what would you substitute? semen?

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>>9235905
>>9235905
4 tins of King Oscar's Mediterranean Sardines for me, please! Packed with rich herbs, olives, and red peppers, is there any better way to sail into the endless night?

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>>9243375
Think its difficult to make this dish look appetizing but here is another picture.

>>9249758
Stop eating sardines

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>>9249758
King Oscar shills get out

>>9249008
THAT WHITE SUPREMACIST DIN DU NUFFIN

>medium meatlovers papa johns pizza
>12 oz ribeye, rare
>6 cocktail shrimp
>lobster tail with butter
>2 liter mountain dew live wire
>2 liter ice water

If I'm allowed alcohol as much rum and coke as they'll give me.

>>9249545
Physical description != Ideology. You might as well argue that we should list every murderer's religion too.

>>9252429
>we should list every murderer's religion too

Haven't you noticed? That's what we do whenever a Muslim kills someone. White supremacy was fundamental to his motivation to torture and murder an innocent black, so that's why it was referenced.

>>9239863
I'll shoot you for saying that

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>>9235905
Chicken Fred Chicken from Chilis but with Tacobell nacho cheese all over it with the side toast and corn, chilis skillet queso with tacobell chips. and a dole whip for desert.

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>>9252749
Oh and Baja Blast Mountain Dew

>>9235905
Something they can't possibly fuck up.
Just give me a whole roast chicken to pick at while I watch the evening news.

>>9237129
Stop being no fun allowed, anon.

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for me it is the mcchicken, the best last food sandwich

>>9240420
back to /pol/

>>9235905
My last meal would be 20 chicken tenders with mac and cheese, mashed potatoes and Dr. Pepper.
And for dessert I would like a vanilla shake.
Then take me to the gallows.
rip.

Neopolitan Spaghetti just the way my wife makes it.

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>>9236694
What are you crazy?

>>9236640
>In Louisiana, the prison warden traditionally joins the condemned prisoner for the last meal
I guess this is a cultural thing, but man is that macabre. I wouldn't want to have a guy telling me how much he regretted his life before I have to execute him.

>>9235905
I seriously fucking hope he watched the extended cuts.

>>9244010
What if he's just a severed head with 5 minutes to live and is shitposting as much as possible?

>>9249043
>Anonymous
nick cave-san is best boy

A 36 day dry aged fillet steak, seasoned with salt and pepper and cooked Pittsburgh rare. Side of olive ciabatta.

>>9236177
I read somewhere they stopped people having big meals as dudes would pig out just to make one last dirty protest on the way out.

>>9254105
>I wouldn't want
This kind of thing is not the thing you do because you want, but because you think it's the right thing to do

>>9242657
delicia

>>9249679
How the fuck is sweet tea not flyover?

>>9236713
>weed brownie

Kill yourself.

>>9256448
Defo Eurofag


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YCOT5LasKc