Here, my doggo with a pizza in his mouth

Your dog is a faggot.

OP is a faggot.

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>>9232996
Hey fren, lemme get a slice of that 'za

>not wood fired artisanal local fresh sustainable pizza
lol what a pleb dog

>>9233030

What do you think that is, some kind of faggot doggo?

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Let's have a beer friendo

Berners are the best dog but they die young.

>people act like it's a problem when dogs behave according to instinct and defend their food
Why have a dog if you don't want a dog?

>>9233919
The hell are you talking about?

>>9233909
Those are some heckin swell doggos

>>9233919

Those people are idiots.

You fundamentally should not feed dogs around each other.

>>9232996
>>9233023
>>9233026
>>9233909
shit doggos desu.

>>9232996
nice dog, but you should really avoid giving him gluten products.

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>>9233986
There's no such thing as a shit dog, only shit dog owners

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My S I P C H I N S 2 0 1 7

>>9234003
Creature of culture...

>>9232996
Looks like a good dog, wish I could pet on him

>>9234014
He is a wonderful doggo.

>>9233999
That dog is an ugly piece of garbage and it would fucking kill you in a heartbeat if it was starving enough.

>>9233966
People act like it's a problem if a dog bites when you pull food out of his mouth.

>>9234068
Hey reddit

I would slit your dog's underside open and crack his ribcage in two. I wouldn't even feel anything, either. Maybe slight curiosity. Not saying to be edgy, just, that's what I would do if I could get away with it scott free. I'd fill the chest cavity with elmer's glue.

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>>9234068
Oh yeah, that must be why he gets compliments every time we're out for a hike/walk. Duh, silly me!

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Axl does not get human food except runaway Cheerios

>>9234086
>I would economically and culturally cripple Germany so badly that they would need to export 1/3 of their population just to pay off the war debts, and then post-hoc fabricate a genocide to blame on them while spending the next century flooding their culture with so much propaganda that their collective conscience would be guilted into taking in tens of millions of third worlders who have an average IQ of room temperature so that they completely and utterly destroy themselves in an act of unwitting and unjustified remorse.
>I wouldn't even feel anything, either. Maybe slight curiosity. Not saying to be edgy, just, that's what I would do if I could get away with it scott free. I'd fill the capital with somalians.

Dogs are pretty horrible desu.

Only subhumans hate dogs

>>9234132
>>9233986
Found the Muslims.

>>9234086
I would put you in a mental hospital,nit saying to he edgy, just, that's what i would do if i could get away with it scott free.

>>9234086
Someone hasn't had their coffee yet

>>9232996
cook it; I mean it's /ck/

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>>9233011
>>9233018

go be a jerk somewhere else

>>9232996
Good pic, nice doggie

>>9232996

He looks like [spoiler]a very good boy.[/spoiler]

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>>9234624
Berners are all good boys

>>9232996
you better pet that good boy for me OP

>>9235989
faggot

>>9234068
eid mubarak brother

>>9232996
Is he crossed eyed? Looks goofy in a cute way.

>>9233023
>>9233999
>>9234111

He looks like a 10/10 good boy, would run through the fields with

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>>9235994
No, he only crosses his eyes when you give him food. He concentrates hard as you can see

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>>9236027
I want to hug your dog and give him a belly rub!

>>9236027
fuck. I just lost my shit and blasted coffe out my nose onto my phone.


th..th..thanks

>>9234086
15 year old detected. Go back to /b/

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>tfw your doggo is over a thousand miles away
>tfw you can't rub your doggo's belly and call him a good boy
>tfw you can't snuggle with your doggo tonight like you used to

>>9236168
Anon, hope you get to pet him soon.

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>>9235271
I wanna make a Berner and German Shepherd mix. I bet theyd make beautiful pups
Pic very related

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OP, I fucking love your doggo and every other doggo here.
Unfortunately I could not find a picture of doggo eating any food. Have this photo instead of him right after he ate a burger for his 8th birthday.

>>9236275
What a cute hotdog

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>>9236467
He's my lil sausage baby and I love him

>>9233909
Hops are poisonous to doggos

>>9233919
Dog instinct is also to obey the alpha, just make the instinct to obey the alpha stronger than the instinct to attack others for food. I don't see how that's a bad thing, I can think of a lot more advantages for a dog good at obeying than I can for a dog good at attacking because you take its food specifically.