>mfw I get a PhD and don't have to /sip/ like a faggot anymore

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>>9231145
>OP's face is a can of Monster
Is...
Is this how /sip/s reproduce?!

>>9231145
congrats on your phd, but since you are OP you are still a faggot.
cheers.

You'd think someone with a phd would know better than to drink these dumbass drinks

Everytime I see someone drinking this crap I know they have a sub-80 IQ

did you get a phD in moon runes

The bar must be pretty low to get a phd these days if they let any Monster drinking knuckle dragger have one

>>9231174
I just want to collect the cans, some of the art on them are pretty cool.

>>9231174
Really? Because the ones so against the stuff seem way more retarded to me. They just reiterate what doctor oz told them once

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Fellow intelligent /sip/per checking in

Don't let the proles get you down.

>>9231280
Hey a fellow /lit-sip/er

>>9231174
>people who don't agree with me must be retarded
Calling card of a pseudo-intellectual right there. I bet you think that not a single doctor or surgeon smokes, too.

>>9231181
Actually I drink red bull which is more refined than the common /sip/. I just got that monster this morning because it says the doctor on it. Think I'll leave it on my desk just so no one forgets

>>9231148
He has transcended the cycle
He has become /sip/ itself
Destroyer of can

>Valentino's remaining career value

>>9231174
110 IQ regular sipper here

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>>9231174
>>9231984
121 IQ here, been sippin' since '03. You're retarded.

>>9231796
Is this real? Because if so I'm abandoning ship. I hate that irrelevant cunt.

>>9231280

I'm going to fucking read that book one day, I have had it for several years. Its just so fucking dense, never been able to get past the first 100 pages. Pages and pages of names man.

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>>9232018

>>9231984
>>9232009
>This retarded of a dick-measuring contest
>"Mines's like a couple cm bigger than yours"
Fuck off, the both of you.

>>9232819
>reditor can't understand a bit of fun bantz because he's too used to such comments being downvoted and hidden

Wew lad

>>9232018
Yes, it's real, and you shouldn't have been on this retarded train anyways

>>9231984
>>9232009
I have a tested and provable IQ of 207.56, and I dislike this drink. My command of spatial reasoning and words problems should be great enough to convince you that these flavours are bad.
I solved the question of their flavour, like an equation, and they are bad.