Food gore thread?

>>9230963
They were probably making steamed bread pudding, that's how I prep it.

>>9230967
Gross

>>9230967
>He doesn't like Butter Dogs

Europoor detected

File: IMG_7975.jpg (2MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3264x2448px

Fresh OC

>>9230975
Are those sardines?

>>9230996
Lost.

The rest are gross, but this one actually turned my stomach.

File: maxresdefault.jpg (47KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 1280x720px

>>9230996
Oh my god, this might be the worst post in any food gore thread like this

>>9230971
\m/

>>9230967
Paula, I had to go to the hospital because of this recipe. Stop recommending it to others

>>9231250
Ok that's just plain disgusting

>>9231246
>breyers frozen dairy dessert

nothing of value was lost

File: 1498821241424.webm (3MB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 640x360px

>>9230961
>ctrl+f "webm"
>no results
Let's change that.

>>9231250
MOOOOOODDDSSSSS

>>9231293
Jesus, I didn't know you could buy steak in lunch meat packaging like that.

>>9231286
that ketchup precum

>>9231293
Yuck

File: B3BEIlp.jpg (137KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]

137KB, 600x800px

This thread sucks

>>9231286
This genuinely got me worse than anything in the thread

>>9231353
hey that looks pretty good!

>>9231353
Other than the goofy "cake" presentation, I see nothing wrong with this.

>>9231353
i'd eat that.

>>9231353
Much much better than the
>Tasty™

>>9231318
Ain't America grand?

>>9230996
i wonder if that would work (if the meat or bread would normally upset your stomach)

File: QkbIyL4.jpg (372KB, 1280x1280px) Image search: [Google]

372KB, 1280x1280px

>>9231422
I mean, if you could get past the taste, i guess...

>>9231250
that fucking vignette always bothered me for some reason

File: terrystressed.jpg (108KB, 854x480px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 854x480px

>>9231425
>>9231422
i wonder if a "Food Experiments" thread general would gain any interest

>>9231000
What's gorey about this? Fuck the burnt parts and crust. Plebs who like crust can munch their cancer toast whilst I have the superior center with all the toppin

File: you-ve-never-seen-futurama-like-this.jpg (61KB, 600x338px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 600x338px

>>9230996
This is the future of condiments, pic related

>>9231322
This actually looks kind of tasty

>>9231340
That's probably pretty good, chocolate and pepperoni go well together

>>9231430
that's chocolate milk not vinaigrette.

File: costanzal.jpg (15KB, 191x201px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 191x201px

>>9231779

File: 1499216956975.gif (2MB, 225x255px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 225x255px

>>9231779

>>9231322
At 1:08, that steaming pile of slop looks so sad; I want to comfort it somehow...

File: daa.jpg (169KB, 415x1920px) Image search: [Google]

169KB, 415x1920px

>>9231440
Never forget to season/dress your fork

>>9231322
ONE BAG
N
E

B
A
G

>>9231353
it's like a mexican hurgin

>>9231353
Frosting it with sour cream was a bit much, but it doesn't seem that bad overall.

>>9231318
It's the kind of stuff you find at Dollar Stores here. I cannot fathom how it's profitable. NOBODY buys them except to make a youtube video about them to point out how weird they are.

>>9231325
goodbye, chocolate milk.

File: DUSGUSTING.jpg (45KB, 532x634px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 532x634px

>>9231286
>HE DOESN'T EVEN SHAKE THE BOTTLE

>>9231322
I'd eat this.

>>9231293
>Buying """steak""" at the dollar store

>>9231376
How'd you sneak a phone into prison?

>>9231325
You monster!

>>9231376
>Michelle Obama lunch

File: 1498767593324.jpg (256KB, 1440x2089px) Image search: [Google]

256KB, 1440x2089px

>now melts!

>>9232053
I did this when I was out of milk desu

File: 1501048976167.jpg (104KB, 780x438px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 780x438px

>>9232059
Racist much?

File: 1402009139370.png (8KB, 363x364px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 363x364px

>>9232071

>>9232071
Wow, that pic is so powerful. Damn, I'm speechless.

>>9232146
Who let the bald guy from RLM eat with the fancy folk?

File: image.jpg (2MB, 2592x1936px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2592x1936px

>>9231000
Congratulations, you learned to eat pizza.

>>9231960
I'm ashamed that I want how that tastes

>>9232063
What the fuck did it do before?

>>9232187
certainly not melt

>>9231817
Poor slop ;_;

>>9232027
I'd eat your mum.

>>9230963
I actually do that to feed my chickens

They love it, especially with warm water

>>9232141
this is actually fine if you grind your own meat

>>9231331
this is common dish suprisingly

i remember the talk of a family get together of mine was my aunt bringing chips, a block of cream cheese, and spicy chutney thing

>>9231286
>eating at the computer

true sign of a subhuman

>>9232264
It's fine if that's your preference and you go for that on purpose. He probably wasn't though, he undercooks everything.

>>9232248
I'd eat you :3

>>9231322
It's basically a nacho casserole, it probably doesn't taste too bad. It doesn't look very good but a lot of good food doesn't. Some of the tastiest stuff can look like slop and the Romans used to think that the best food was that which you couldn't recognize any of the ingredients.

>>9231315
What's wrong with this?

>>9232251
we wuz dinosaurs

>>9232539
its the sauce that jak built

>>9232539
Anon bought a smaller bottle one time and it had the consistency of jelly, it's like 57% sugar or something. And the guy who makes it is a really bad cook.

File: puke.png (578KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

578KB, 600x600px

>>9231353
It was okay until
>sour cream

>>9231318
They sell it at Dollar Tree in America, it's honestly the worst cut of meat I've ever had and I ate at Waffle House once. Strangely enough I don't HATE it, it's a real deal cut of meat by all means and doesn't make me feel unclean like a McRib or something. Fuck now I want a dollar ribeye steak again.

>>9232572
>not liking sour cream
there may be something wrong with ye

File: 1491082808057.jpg (84KB, 478x640px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 478x640px

>>9232187
I want to believe it just combusts if you put it in a burrito or something.

>>9231451
make one

>>9231324
my thoughts exactly

>>9232063

Isn't melting one of the few desirable traits of American cheese? What the fuck

>>9232718
It's not cheese. Nowhere on the package does it have the word cheese on it, it's 'Pasteurized Process Topping'.

>>9231286
I eat this about once a week, thought it was disgusting first time I saw it but it really is delicious.
Go try it, though switch out the sausages for ground beef.

>>9231278
what the hell?

File: IMG_3246.jpg (45KB, 300x458px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 300x458px

Some of my grandmas cooking

File: IMG_3238.jpg (38KB, 350x263px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 350x263px

>>9233571

File: IMG_3239.jpg (37KB, 331x249px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 331x249px

>>9233574

File: IMG_3242.jpg (79KB, 400x362px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 400x362px

>>9233579
The original recipe photo

>>9233571
What in the goddamn is this?

File: IMG_3234.jpg (36KB, 351x264px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 351x264px

>>9233587
Nannas attempt

>>9233579
>>9233587
Nailed it.

>>9231451
I would participate

>>9231322
This would be pretty good drunk food.

File: IMG_3250.jpg (48KB, 300x418px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 300x418px

>>9233588
Frosted lime walnut salad... yeah

And this here was some kind of cake mix and sauerkraut in a cup

>>9232598
I've had it, it's good if you don't eat it by itself, cut it up and make tacos.

File: IMG_3243.jpg (26KB, 275x207px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 275x207px

>>9233602
Since I'm a mobile fag and can't combine images this next one is a three parter.

First, an entire tin of liver

>>9233602
Kek, what the fuck is cake mix and sauerkraut supposed to be?

File: IMG_3244.jpg (53KB, 300x473px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 300x473px

>>9233608
Slather it in mustard

>>9231960
What exactly is this?

File: IMG_3245.jpg (39KB, 300x239px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 300x239px

>>9233616
Actually, I have no idea what that yellow stuff is. I wasn't brave enough to eat it, and I didn't ask for a recipe

Some olives complete this unholy abomination

>>9233613
My nan grew up in the Great Depression, hates wasting food, and is slowing getting dementia. She eats all this food from a cookbook she has from 1950 or some shit. This is par for the course for her.

>>9233621
Toasted marshmallows on top of a giant shit.

File: IMG_3247.jpg (31KB, 350x262px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 350x262px

>>9233631
Blue cheese mousse.

>>9233631
Holy shit my sides, I wasn't expecting it to become a pineapple. Your grandma is a real piece of work you know that?

File: IMG_3236.jpg (30KB, 248x185px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 248x185px

>>9233635
Another gelatin salad

File: IMG_3251.jpg (44KB, 350x370px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 350x370px

>>9233602
>>9233613
Oh and I forget to post the cooked version of this cake

>>9230975
Haista vittu

>>9231153
Verdace

File: IMG_3274.png (972KB, 750x1334px) Image search: [Google]

972KB, 750x1334px

>>9233652
And lastly as a bonus: pizza from a local shop

>>9233640
We put her in a home so she wouldn't poison herself with this garbage

>>9233662
She's a very creative person to say the least. I'm curious about this pizza contraption though, I'd at lest try it for the novelty.

File: Everything.png (21KB, 1133x195px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 1133x195px

>>9232539

>>9232316
>he doesn't eat his dindins while watching his favorite lets play
grow up my dude hahahahaha

>>9230975
Oh no! I can eat a can but this. =^0

File: fuck chocolate milk.webm (2MB, 854x480px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 854x480px

>>9231250

>>9232765
Welcome to /ck/, newfriend.

>>9231765
guess again sweaty

>>9233721
>estrogen with extracted sugar

reddit spacing

Nothing of value was lost.

>>9232520
that's why you're here, anon. it wouldn't have been the same without you.

>>9233631
Nigga that's a tropical Hurgin

File: rakun.jpg (247KB, 1280x853px) Image search: [Google]

247KB, 1280x853px

>>9231960
Is that a fucking burger batty between two giant peanut butter cups?
God damn.

>>9233872
Poor pizza. I wonder what its story is...

>>9231960
>fruity pebbles
over the top

>>9233872
This looks like something I would see in a modern art gallery

File: Pink slime.gif (56KB, 1200x720px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 1200x720px

>>9230996

>>9230996
Stop

>>9231322
No measurements just dump everything in there.

File: homer funny face.png (431KB, 830x624px) Image search: [Google]

431KB, 830x624px

>>9230967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEyA4DgagGE

LOL

File: 1445977202480.png (457KB, 501x477px) Image search: [Google]

457KB, 501x477px

>>9232612
Actually you'd be suprised
>be me
>be french
>used to cooking with the 30+ different cheeses available a local groceries
>Go to america for work
>discover the amazing thing that is walmart
>Cheap af but many mysterious items
>Drunk at 3 in the morning
>Wanna make pasta with cheese
>Get something similar to that because it's cheap af and I'm drunk
>Try to make pasta and melt the cheese with the sauce
>The cheese literally does not melt, instead making clumps and eventually burning the sauce
>Mfw ate pasta with butter and salt that night

>>9233662
If I was drunk and saw this I would eat the whole thing and then sleep good af.

>>9234199
Sounds like you got AMERICAN SHRED'D

File: 1343589657015s.jpg (3KB, 125x125px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 125x125px

>>9234218

>>9231246
Breyer's Remorse

File: Candycoatedhotdog1.png (970KB, 1024x767px) Image search: [Google]

970KB, 1024x767px

>>9230996

File: 1498127912249.jpg (195KB, 500x629px) Image search: [Google]

195KB, 500x629px

>>9231286
I'm not even mad about the ketchup; everyone has different tastes, I myself have the pallet of an alcoholic frat boy.
But the K E T C H U P W A T E R

https://youtu.be/3WwNbLhreKM

>>9231246
not that bad
the mess is totally contained on the floor mat

>>9231286
the most /ck/ webm i've ever seen

File: 1430267893112.jpg (292KB, 1200x804px) Image search: [Google]

292KB, 1200x804px

>>9230961

>>9231353

I'm sure it tastes fine but I really don't see how that format has any advantage over a regular fajita

>>9231322
Might as well make rice and beans instead of the mushy tortilla chip slop. Like why?

>>9233847
thanks <3333

>>9231293
this is made out of orphans

>>9231353
I didn't totally agree that this belongs in this thread until the end. Like, it looks cake presentation and the sour cream "frosting" was really not needed, but, hey, to each their own. But the very last part, here the motherfucker grabs a slice with his bare hands, covered in sour cream, tortillas flopping with no stability, the filling just plopping out. I've watched a cheetah devour a gazelle from start to finish, but this was more uncivilized.

>>9234052

Nothing wrong with pink slime honestly

>>9232601
I like Sour Cream, but frosting it on like that was disgusting

>>9233571
>>9233574
>>9233579
>>9233587
>>9233590
>>9233608
>>9233616
>>9233631
>>9233643
Why did you take images from a three year-old Cracked article and pretend your grandmother made them?

>>9234232
that doesnt seem like it would be that bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8
This is the goriest food gore.

>>9233662
That's from brazil, they have all sorts of random pizzas, I've seen them on /ck/ plenty of times. The roast chicken normally goes in the middle of the pizza

>>9233662
>pizza brisbane
Is that the name of it or where it's made?

>>9234232

is this an icarly reference?

>>9235089
I remember the first time I saw this. It was clear the kid had serious social issues, but I didn't think he was going to head in the Chris-Chan direction of awful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8Z4l7ZLyQc

>>9234266
Kelly, what are you doing here?

>>9231376
>>9232059
Looks good aside from the soda.

>>9232520
>eating brains
>ever
Fuck no. Prions are not a joke.

>>9231278
Jack is retarded, I swear to god. Either that or he's playing a character.

>>9234729
I don't know what's worse: that he did that or that you browse Cracked

>>9231331
>Jack's special salsa
what is special about it or do I not want to know

>>9231353
It's totally fine but why not just make fajitas? Much simpler.

File: britney-reaction-face.jpg (4KB, 229x220px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 229x220px

>>9231765
>the fingernails

>>9235370
I don't know what's worse: that you think any human being with a pulse would browse Cracked outside of a CIA interrogation session at a black site or that you don't use an extension that plugs Google reverse image search into every image post.

>>9235163
>>9235213
Mea culpa on this one. I was searching for pizza joints in my city and this monstrosity came up. Turns out they don't make this, it was just posted on their Facebook. Looks like it is just some Brazilian thing

File: 1489895100758.jpg (93KB, 576x384px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 576x384px

>>9230996

>>9231353
>fajita seasoning
Why do people do this in recipes? I mean, is there such as thing as pasta spices? What about dumpling spices?

>>9235542
That owl looks fucking pissed off

>>9235558
>peanuts
For what purpose

File: a59cc282487652edd50d838c95233a2b.jpg (71KB, 600x534px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 600x534px

Fruitbat soup, Palau

File: PCS.webm (3MB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 480x270px

>>9232148
You mean AIDS Moby?

>>9231286

that keyboard though.

Also I eat pasta with ketchup, try it before you knock it senpai

File: Porcini Risotto 1.jpg (240KB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]

240KB, 960x540px

Did I get the consistency right?

File: IMG_5394.jpg (2MB, 4032x3024px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 4032x3024px

>>9230961
Had this served to me in Italy.

>>9235545

>is there such a thing as pasta spices?
Garlic, Oregano, Basil, Red Pepper flakes.

>What about dumpling spices?
If Chinese - ginger, soy, sesame, scallions.
If German - salt and pepper.

>>9235545
Because companies sell prepackaged fajita spice packets.

File: 2dd.jpg (15KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 300x300px

>>9235511

>>9235578
How would you even eat that? It's not even skinned

>>9234052

>283k

So they have two lobbyists?

You realize literally every group has lobbyists, including some extreme leftwing ones

>>9231536
Worse the customer ordered a personal pizza, but the pizza joint made an extra large by accident.

File: manuel.png (210KB, 494x613px) Image search: [Google]

210KB, 494x613px

>>9231286
Literally nothing wrong with any of this
Sausages and spaghetti is top tier cheap food and ketchup with spaghetti isn't half bad either.

https://youtu.be/RhDaVf0MCBY?t=6m28s

"""""Fideos""""""" a la """"Manuel""""

>>9231315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vRlJrkxsqo

>>9232130
literally shaking

>>9234226
you're not supposed to enjoy it.

>>9234229
typical maryland food.

>>9235608
This looks like something my mom would make 2 days after she got an italian cookbook by Paula Deen.

File: Porcini Risotto Closeup.jpg (233KB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]

233KB, 960x540px

>>9236289
is the consistency right?

>>9232264
Friend. Do you really think jack grinds his own meat?

>>9236298
Not quite...

>>9236308
post perfect consistency pls.

>>9232264
You can tell that was still frozen

>>9234199
>ate pasta with butter and salt that night
Top tier pasta

>>9233662
You guys can have the rest, i;m thinking about thos beans.

>>9235511
lol wut

File: 1495143657780.jpg (335KB, 1094x821px) Image search: [Google]

335KB, 1094x821px

>>9236350
did someone say BEANS?!?!

>>9233872
>["The Sound of Silence" playing quietly]

requesting more ja/ck/

>>9233872
So sad and beautiful

>>9230996
What's the pink thing?

>>9237637
Peptobismal

>>9231536
>liking toppings

>>9235511

what the fuck is going on

>>9237660
That's where strawberries come from anon, you didn't think they just grew on bushes or something did you?

>>9235383
It's got its own special strain of salmonella

File: 1501253510222.jpg (153KB, 915x1024px) Image search: [Google]

153KB, 915x1024px

>>9235511
I DON'T UNDERSTAND

>>9235511
all that work not worth it

File: 1495210529319.jpg (614KB, 1280x1707px) Image search: [Google]

614KB, 1280x1707px

>>9235511

>>9235383
It's actually p. good brand of salsa, has nothing to do with our ja/ck/

>>9231322
typicall american food. when in doubt add cheese(fat)

>>9232198
looks like amazing drunk-food desu senpai

>>9231376
Thanks, (Michelle) Obama

>>9238256

It is if some asshole pays you $50 for each one.

>>9235511
All of my wat

>>9235542
He's sharting on your plate being comfy :3

File: yorkie puds.webm (714KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

714KB, 1280x720px

>>9237254
His attempt at Yorkshire Pudding.

File: Screenshot from 2017-07-30 17-12-24.png (73KB, 1114x465px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 1114x465px

>>9235278
as long as it's none of these animals you should be fine

>>9237166
D E L I C I A

>>9233872
Are you the guy with the folder called "pizzas in weird places" or something along those lines?

>>9238599
Did he guess what it might look like based on the name alone? They look more like small cookies

>>9231325
>user was banned for this post

>>9235615
they are tasty as fuacck. the smaller fish made like this can be eaten whole, with head.
fucking ameritard

File: cooked chicken.webm (2MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1280x720px

>>9238643
He just followed a recipe he printed off the internet, don't know if he knew what they were supposed to look like.

>>9235596
WHAT IS JACK DOING?
WHYWHYWHY ARE THOSE INGREDIENTS ANYWHERE NEAR EACH OTHER?

Jesus fucking Christ, I am disgusted.

>>9238251
This is the kind of shit I'd think to do.

>>9230996
That doesn't look too bad really.

File: 1376962657230.png (31KB, 448x357px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 448x357px

>>9235596
God is dead and we killed him

>>9231322
>Pour prebought ingredients into pan
>Heat

COOOOOOOOOOOKING WITH JACKO

>>9231246
just get a knife and you can cut the top half off. at least you get some back

>>9231353
That is way too much sour-cream, otherwise this would be delicious.

>>9231376
This was a typical lunch when I was in highschool - Minus the extra biscuit and the gravy and chocolate milk. We only had regular milk.

>>9235511
That's nothing

I saw a vid of some crazy jap that fried a fish after breading it in its own dried skin

File: IMG_6646.jpg (174KB, 750x1067px) Image search: [Google]

174KB, 750x1067px

Some fresh OC

>>9235089
>those tard noises at 12:50
>ITSREAL.jpg

>>9240756
What's wrong with an egg sandwich?

>>9231250
MODS

>>9235511
And this video is why molecular gastronomy is nothing but self-fellating horseshit.

File: OH MY GOD.gif (117KB, 350x228px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 350x228px

>>9235511
WHY THO

yo we really out here now boys chesAHHH

>>9234416
first time le monkey emotimemes actually got me

File: 1498119277887.jpg (110KB, 669x1000px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 669x1000px

>>9231000
>not eating the bones

I don't see the problem here.

>>9235615
literaly nothing wrong with those you fat americuck

>>9240818
Mexicans love eating absolute garbage. America got the better part of the deal, we get delicious Mexican food and Tex-Mex but Mexico went full retard with their "American" food.

>>9230996
i fucking hate that pink shit

>>9240193
it doesnt
the thought of the nail polish shit is horrible though

>>9231286
Replace sausages with hotdogs

its actually good

File: IMG_6647.jpg (46KB, 749x346px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 749x346px

>>9240788
>>9240756

>>9234199
>be me
Back to rebbit with you, have fun on r/4chan

This kid I babysit once used to put his gummy worms in marinara sauce. He also bragged about punching a teacher a lot.

File: 12CAF781-3067-4C8A-90AC-0229E5354BA0-547-00000088FF1651DE.jpg (66KB, 526x771px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 526x771px

G-e-w-d gewd

>>9240677

same guy

>>9238662
Literally kill yourself eurotrash

>>9241805
Ok, gonna repeat my question.

File: suck a nob gordon ramsay.png (480KB, 502x384px) Image search: [Google]

480KB, 502x384px

i'm in the timeline god abandoned

>>9241922
mmm sudsu

>>9240186
nice, you have autism.

File: IMG_6477.jpg (1MB, 4032x3024px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 4032x3024px

>>9236298
looks undercoocked (read:still raw rice) and there was too much oily broth that did not evaporate

also did you mantecate with butter and parmesan? looks like not

4/10 would eat a plate and regret it

>>9236298
>>9242346
too much parsley
looks like a salad

>>9230996
>white people can't handle spicy food
>ummm try again sweetie

File: 1500932424169.jpg (1MB, 3176x3664px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3176x3664px

I win.

>>9242722
Fucker didn't even eat it raw, how is he going to get that precious feminine nutritional intake if he just destroys it all with high heat?

>>9234052
>Pink slime lobby
>Operates at about 5% of the cranberry lobby
That horrid little bog berry is the reason american juice makers arnt legally required to disclose the sugar content on the front of the label

>>9242780
Who cares, if you want to know the sugar content then just read the back.

>>9230963
you dumb fuck. This person is clearly preparing something else.

>>9233621
Freedoms

>>9242818
The lobby knows that if it ismt prominently displayed on the front 4/5 americans wont read it. I know to look. 4 americans wont. The point is that 200k is peanuts as a lobbyist. You want an evil food lobby? Corn is fucking evil

>>9242845
I think you should be held responsible for your own actions to a degree. If you can't spend literally two seconds flipping a bottle around to check the sugar content then you're bound to have a lifetime of shitty, stupid decisions and no amount of lobbying or legislation is going to improve it. The people who don't care enough to flip to the back don't care about what number is on the front. They just don't care and are going to ram their pieholes with shitloads of sugar, go 25 over the speed limit at all times, smoke their fucking lungs out, and complain about every last part of the entirely avoidable consequences along the way. Manufacturers should by all means be required to display ingredients and nutritional facts but you can't force people to read it.

>>9235554
>mfw I did that with cheap energy drinks
>and müsli

>>9235703
>If German - salt and pepper.
Rosmarin und Thymian du Depp!

>>9230963
>he doesn't like popara

>>9235511
Whole lotta work for a whole lotta nothing.

>>9235615
I'm Italian, and I eat those all the time. They're fucking delicious.
I'm not sure what's "gore" about this. It's fried fish.

>>9234333
That's just steak frites. How is that gross?

>>9231293
Everyone knows you're supposed to lay the meat away from you, but why not go for the ribeye butter cannonball?

This guy slaps the meat on the pan like he's trying to splash himself as much as possible.

>>9242982
>I'm not sure what's "gore" about this.

People who have only ever had eaten industrial processed food are often scared when they see something recognizable like bones, eyes, etc.

>>9231451
Cooking with Terry fund it now

>>9233872
>casualty of the 1966 great Italian flood

File: maxresdefault.jpg (26KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 1280x720px

>>9242722

>>9233888
UNDERRATED.

File: healthy taco.webm (631KB, 720x404px) Image search: [Google]

631KB, 720x404px

>>9241700
>America got the better part of the deal
Nobody told Jack that.

File: 1470889534252.gif (293KB, 300x225px) Image search: [Google]

293KB, 300x225px

>>9235354
But, you know, I wish I was as happy as he is.

File: FB_IMG_1470983535566.jpg (26KB, 480x640px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 480x640px

2.5€ hotdogs in a "restaurant"
Fuck off

>>9231960
looking at it long enough made me see a face asking for deaths sweet release

>>9243747
It drips for such a comically long time, it's like a Monty Python sketch or something.

>>9240518
looks good

File: apucry.png (31KB, 657x527px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 657x527px

>>9233590
>>9233587
she loves you enough to try Anon, that's what you should focus on.

File: chew you have.jpg (56KB, 760x572px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 760x572px

>>9234052
So long as it only comes from one animal, and all it really is the product of that one kind of animal, what's the problem with pink slime in concept?

File: korn.jpg (38KB, 500x378px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 500x378px

>>9235511

>>9231250
>>9231268
>>9231285
>>9231430
>>9233721
>>9240894
Hahahahahaha, the chocolate milk MAYMAY GUISEE xDDDD I get it TOOO :DDD

File: 1464124107536.jpg (166KB, 1263x658px) Image search: [Google]

166KB, 1263x658px

>>9243868
His happiness is most likely a side effect of that stroke he had a few years ago.

File: 1501528065526m.jpg (94KB, 1024x948px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 1024x948px

>>9241842
>>be me
>trying hard to be le oldfag

>>9232564
kek

B

>>9244390
who touched you?